Ladies and Gentlemen .. I would like to welcome Gauhar princess of BB7 kingdom.
What can I say about our esteemed princess ? She is very pretty and a great talker. She is blessed with excellent, indefatigable vocal chords which can function for days non-stop.
During historic meeting, she engaged Einstein in one sided, agonising conversation for hours with her ek second, ek second interjections which made him painfully aware that ek second can indeed be eternity and paved way for his famous relativity theory.
She is endowed with piercing, high decible laugh which is used with great effect in all Ramsay movies.
She is a great fan of Ekta and K word as she is a devoted student of great Kardashian, acted in Khan sister show , has a bf Kushal, and prefers Kisses and Khoosphoos for footage.
A little known fact is that her Khan sister show was a resounding success in her close family and close friend circle.
She acted in Rocket SIngh and Ishqjaaade where with clever heavy makeup was successful in exhibiting masculine side of her to the world.
She has many hobbies.. Let me see. Well.. She adores talking. The other hobby is speaking at great length. She also likes to express vocally. She loves people who are great listeners and prefer the company of mutes whom she can entertain with scintillating mein mein(I, I) talks with no interruption. She is currently fighting in court for a royalty over use of mein mein with goats and SRK.
She has mastered the art of chaining words together to formulate a grammatically correct long statements, albeit devoid of logic or substance.
We feel her pain as each one of her personal secretary has inexplicably turned completely deaf in a week after joining the post. She is currently looking for a new one. Great perks and abundant supply of expensive Egyptian cotton balls.
She is looking for a life partner, a superstar who will cheer her with his yellow ,beatific smile,a valiant hero, ready to wrangle neck of a weak to save her honour, a man of strength to carry her in arms when she practices novel ways of fainting, an austere ascetic who lives on exotic fermented juices.
I would like to wrap up her highness' introduction as she is eager to talk to you.
A lunch, dinner, sleeping bag for night and tomorrow's breakfast will be provided for during her short speech.
Ladies and Gentleman -- Gauharrr Khan..
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