Selection Process for BB-7 (Inside Report) - Page 5

Originally posted by: -Yaariyan-

very very funny :P

Originally posted by: amina.ahmedraza

mind blowing start for the year ... 👍🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but below quotes were simply mind blowing ... Kapil Sharma should ask you to write for his show .. completely seriously!

SALMAN: Abey Kajol ki behan yaar!😡 -----------Ajay (Devgan) aaya thha mere paas!------ Tedhi garden karke bol raha thha, "De yaar Salman, Meri Saali ko kuchh kaam! Din bhar ghar mein rehti hai---aur Saasu Maa ke saath mil ke, Kajol ka dimaag kharaab karti hai yaar!"😕------Maine bol diya usko, "Chinta mat kar Ajay, a friend in Need is Salman indeed!"😉 ---Chalo next naam bolo. Jaldi!😛

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SALMAN (hysterically starts laughing): Aaahahahahahaha! O hohohoho! Aahahahaha!🤣

JESSU GEORGE (Taken aback): Whaat happened Saar?🤓

SALMAN: Abey! Abey!----- Tum dono mein se Apurva kaun hai? Aur Shilpa kaun hai? -------Abey mujhe toh tum dono judwaan lag rahe ho be!🤣

APURVA: ☺️ Sir I am Apurva. She is Shilpa!

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SALMAN: 😆 Hahahaha! Theek hai Big Boss!-------- Le lo dono ko! Bas Nomination waale din Apurva ke gale mein gende ke phool ki maala daal dena, ---------naheen toh Shilpa se chidhne waale, is bey-chaare ko Shilpa samajh ke nominate-eliminate kar denge. --------------Hahahaha😆

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SALMAN:--- Abey sochta bahut hai tu! ---------Wo hai naa Sangram Singh. Mr. Payal Rohtagi. Pre-mature delivery ka case hai, badhiya rahega show mein! -Ek task bhi likh lo uske liye------------Waqt se pehle paida Hua Pehelwaan, Jai Jawaan-Jai Kisaan!

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SALMAN: 😲 Saala -----saare contestants tum hi log choose karte rahoge kya?---------------- Ek meri pasand ka bhi lo! ---------Armaan Kohli! --------------Ye hai Bollywood ka asli Heera. -------------Saala, apne baap ko bol ke Jaani Dushman mein villain bana, aur kasam se kya koota thha isne Akshay Kumar ko, Suneil Shetty ko, Sony Nigam ko, Arshad Warsi ko------hahahaha!------Akshay ko solid mirchi lagegi isko TV pe dekh ke!----Ek task mein isko Naag bhi banaayenge isko hahaha!------------Chalo isko lo aur List is done!👍🏼

Originally posted by: -Cruiser-

Not sure Punk...🤔

Too many bimbos & uninteresting men in this lot!...I have a sinking feeling I will lose interest soon...😕

Thanks for liking this one though...😛

Originally posted by: alexstar

As usual very very funny especially sallu lines omggg 😆 🤣

btw you missed that pine trees hair wala tondon kyo cruiser? may be not deserving enough to be mentioned in your threads. .. 😆