BIG BOSS KA PANCHTANTRA TASK EPISODE
BIG BOSS: Yahaan Big Boss dvaara diye gaye kaarye ke anusaar, ghar ke sadasyon ko Panch-tantra ki kahaaniyaan darshaani hain. Pool ke andar Prince Magarmachh bane hue hain aur Imam, Bandar bane hue hain, jo Magarmachh ki peeth par sawaar hain,😉----------- aur Prince Magarmachh unhein paani ke andar le ke jaa rahe hain!
IMAM BANDAR: Kasam khuda ki Prince, --Sorry-Sorry'Magarmachh bhaiyya, ye kahaan le ke jaa rahe ho mujhe? ---Tayrna nahen aata mujhe bhaai-jaan, gira toh naheen doge?😲
PRINCE MAGARMACHH: Bandar Bhaai, Chup-chaap baithe raho naa!😡 Ghar le ke jaa raha hoon apni Moti wife Priya Magarmacchh aur meri special dost Magarmacchh Rochelle se milwaane-----Bahan Kishwar aur Jiju Suyyash toh hai naheen ab ghar mein!!😕
IMAM BANDAR:😛 Oh wow! I am so excited'--------.Dheere Dheere tayro Magarmacchh bhaiyya,----- Allah kasam darr lag raha hai mujhe'😲
BIG BOSS: Prince Magarmacchh, Imam Bandar ko lekar, paani ke beechon-beech pahunch chuke hain!😉
IMAM BANDAR: 😛Wow, Prince Bhaiyya wow. I just love to be amidst Nature you know----Wow------beautiful water, beautiful sky, oh wow, clouds bhi hain Prince bhaiyya!
PRINCE MAGARMACCHH (evil lispy voice): Nature ke aathvein ajoobe! Bewakoof Imam Bandar!😡 ----Tujhe main ghar leke jaa raha hoon, kyunki Meri Moti Magarmacchhi Priya ka armaan hai, ki wo Imam Bandar ka Kaleja khaayegi!😈...Aur tera Dil, main apni Dost Rochelle Magarmachh ko free gift mein doonga!😡
IMAM BANDAR:😕 Ya Allah, kya din dikha raha hai mujhe, -------------ye toh bilkul haque-halaal baat naheen hai Prince Bhaiyya!😭 -----------------Maine aapko Devta Magarmacchh samjha aap toh Haivaaniyat pe utar aaye ho yaar. ----------------------Aapko Khuda ka waasta hai Prince Bhaiyya-----achanak, bhayaanak, sadak chhaap mat bano khuda ke waaste---------Mujhe naheen khelna hai ye game-------------------ya Allah...😭 ----Mujhe waapas kinaare pe chhod do Prince Bhaiyya-----😭 ------Poori tarah se pashe-maan hoon main, aapke kadmon pe qurbaan hoon main----jaane do please'..😭
PRINCE MAGARMACCHH: 😡 Chuppp! Chuppp!😡----- Ek ghante se bak-bak, bak bak kar raha hai, kaan paka diye hain mere. Ek dam chupp----BANDAR!!!!----------------------------(Screams to Priya Magarmacchh)- Priya, main le aaya Imam Bandar ko 😛--------Rochelle Magarmacchh-----thodi der mein iska tasty heart khaana tum😛''---------aur tum kaleja khana Priya iska, theek hai?
PRIYA MAGARMACHH: 😈Haan! Aa jao Prince, -------------bahut din se cheeni ka paraantha khaa khaa ke bore ho gayi hoon main---- Hehe--hehe-hehehehe!😈
ROCHELLE YOUNGER MAGARMACHH (Shrieking as always): Priya-Prince----, Bandar ka heart mein fat toh naheen hoti naa? -----------Fat? Oh Sh*t...Fat ko Hindi mein kya bolte hain??---😲---------------Haan, haan, Charbi-Charbi-------------------------
IMAM BANDAR (screams in excitement):😛 Holy Molly, Prince Bhaiyya, wait a second.😛 Did you just say my heart and Liver? 😛---------Mera Dil aur Kaleja khana hai Priya Bhabhi aur Rochelle Saheli ko? 😛--Haan? -----Haan?? Bolo naa!😲
PRINCE MAGARMACHH (taken aback):🤔 Haan be bandar----..ab dimaag mat khaa!😡
IMAM BANDAR: 😛---Arey toh pehle bataane ka thha naa bhidu? ---------Wo jo kinaare pe Neem ka ped hai naa----------..that Neem tree you see? ----------Uski top waali branch pe main apna heart rakhta hoon and 2 branch neeche Liver! Kasam se.😛
PRINCE MAGARMACCHH: 😡 Bewakoof Bandar, pehle naheen bata sakta thha?😡---------------- It ni der se peeth pe chadha hua hai?...😡----------Abhi main tujhe waapas leke aata hoon. Fauran apna Dil aur Kaleja ped se neeche utaar aur bina ek minute ke deri kiye, waapas aa.😡 ---------------Thodi bhi deri karega toh itna maaroonga, itna maaroonga ---------ki munh bhi utna laal ho jaayega jitni teri back side hai---------chal ab---Bewakoof!!!😡
BIG BOSS VOICE OVER: Magarmachh Prince, Imam Bandar ko pool ke kinaare laa chuke hain, aur Imam bhaag kar, Neem ka Ped bane hue Keith ke kandhe par chadh chuke hain!😉
IMAM BANDAR:🥳 Oye Prince Jamoore----.apne gandagi bhare hue kaano ko khol, buddhu band-dimaag ko khol aur dhyaan se sun-----.Nithhalla, Akela, Thhakela, karela hai tu!😡------------(screams out to Priya Magarmachh)----Aur Priya Magarmacchh Moti--------tu Mera Kaleja khaana chaahti thhi na tu? ---Shaani----Tucchhi 😡-------------------Ye choohe jaise daant apne Bewakoof Prince Magarmacchh pe gada tu, ya us masoom Bhushan pe-----------------Lahaul-wila-kuvvat, ---------Khuda ka laakh laakh shukr hai, ab jaake maine tum logon ka asli bhayaanak-khauffnaak Chehra dekha ------------------Aur Rochelle Maam, -----chal chal Matki phod 😈--------aap khaali ye Keith jaise buddhu ka Dil-Dimaag khaa sakti ho!------Imam Bandar ka Dil khaane ke liye jigra chaahiye jigra!...Arey hata saawan ki ghata----------------------(starts remembering Sapna Bandariya)----------Haaye Meri pyaari Sapna Bandariya!😕 -------Kyun chali gayi re tu? 😕-------Meri tarah sathiyayi hui hai magar tu asli hai re, ye sab naqli!😭
BIG BOSS: Big Boss ke ghar mein, aaj Panch-Tantra-----PUNCH-TANTRA ka kissa ban ke reh gaya! Kya aane waale dino mein ye PUNCH, Mahabharat ko janm denge? 😉
Jhelte rahiye, ye Manhoos Programme'Big Baas!!!🤢
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10. Mand Buddhis & Chatur Buddhis!!! :))
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12. Mere Do Anmol Ratan...(Fun Parody)
13. Unbelievable Miracle-True Lies (Fun Take)!
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