1.When you cheated your team-mates I adored you.2.When you did nothing I loved you
3.When you laughed I fainted with happiness
4.When you didn't give a sh*t to anything I worshiped you.
5.When you smiled I felt blessed
6.When you became selfish I admired you more and more with teary eyes.
7.When you started preaching your regressive thoughts( eg. "women are weaker than males so they shouldn't do anything) I just gawked at you and started clapping.
8. When you started ranting that "meh toh aisi hi hoon , mujle khelna nahi aata hain, mujhe ghar jana hain"--- OMG , I became so fida on you that I immediately started noting down your epic one-liners to make a precious and invaluable collection.
9. When BB asked you to get out of BB House, you didn't listen to him and had to face his humiliation later but you know what in this BB vs You --you came out as the winner. 10. When all the HM's put those Ghanti-Malas on you-- you acknowledged it gracefully by even putting one by yourself & your irritating laugh was like heavenly music to me.
11. You had been a free-loader in the BB House but I only know how hard it is and you successfully did it, which never happened in the BB history and doubtfully will ever even happen I can count on it and you.You did Great.👏
12.Your Laziness has inspired me to sleep 18 hours,I am so grateful to you for that.
13.Now that BB has kicked you out and you are locked up inside a remote Hotel room for 3 days without make-up and with no permission to talk to humans , it's a great honour for you; you can still talk to cats.See the Plus points.
I mourn at your being kicked out of BB not because BB humiliated you but because you will greatly miss your freeloading days.
Money !!! Money !!! free Money !! is what I learned from you.Thank you RimiJi for all the great qualities of you wch will Inspire me from here-on.
"mein bhi aisa hi hu !!!" ----Ohh that one liner will take me to places.
Thank you, RimiJI.