UPMA Joke #1 (fun post) - Page 3

Originally posted by: 9tanki

Maa: Beti yeh gift tumharey fiancee ne diya... yaad hai na next month shaadi karney wali ho.

KT: Maa, now its too late, mein world tour pe jaa rahi hoon.

Maa: kiske saath ?

KT: haan maa, KISS ke saath 😆

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KT: jaanu, mujhe Paris ghumna hai

UP: no problem, paisay ki kami nahi hai

KT: jaanu, mujhe New York ghumna hai

UP: no problem, paisay ki kami nahi hai

KT: jaanu, mujhe London ghumna hai

BB: abey jhootey, London jaaney ke paisey hotey toh tu yaha free mein khana nahi khata 😆

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Originally posted by: 9tanki

arey he jamai raja of the house. KT uskey bina kya karti ghar mein reh ke

Originally posted by: nedhvik-91

Out of the hilliarious 🤣 😆

Originally posted by: 9tanki

KT and Upain on dinner date

Upain: Meri Jaan, I just forgot my wallet in home. Can you pay the bill

of tonight dinner.

KT: Take this $5 and now get a taxi and come back with your wallet.