Posted:
As we all know Gullu baba's popularity is soaring day by day. He is receiving unprecedented number of tweets and it is estimated that in few months his tweets will alone account for 90% bandwidth, causing severe strain on worldwide network traffic. It is feared it will cause economic meltdown similar to 2007.
He is a great sensation. All single ladies have taken down Khan, Kapoor posters only to replace with the poster of semi-nude Gullu baba wearing his trademark black shower cap.
Many wives have expressed displeasure with their husbands and have sternly asked them to undergo plastic surgery to look like Gullu baba. A new branch is opened in plastic surgery which will study in depth every facial feature, every hair of his groomed beard.
Gullu baba is also a new boy friend of Barbie doll and will replace Ken.
Quebec is planning to sever relations with Canada and wants "We want we want Gauti" as its national anthem.
He is a rage outside India. UK for the first time in history is contemplating a deal to return Kohinoor in exchange of Gullu baba.
It is rumoured that the video clipping of his inhuman sufferings during a week of isolation brought tears in eyes of Dalaai Laama and Aunga San Kyu.
Aflatoon movie director has already publicly apologized for stealing "We Love We Love Gauthi" tune for his movie by secretly arranging time machine travel in future. (His song We love we love Rocky featuring Akshay Kumar)
All G8 leaders have taken serious note of this and set up a hasty meeting to discuss repercussions of Gullu baba's popularity and have set aside trillion dollar fund for emergency.
Gullu baba fever has taken nation by storm and ladies all over India swooning over for his glimpse. The situation is similar to the movie Scent when the protagonist invented an elixir of love. Gullu baba IS THE ELIXIR OF LOVE.
He is a great sensation. All single ladies have taken down Khan, Kapoor posters only to replace with the poster of semi-nude Gullu baba wearing his trademark black shower cap.
It's reported that lot of bros of India are very keen to make him brother-in-law and rushing to Lonavla to offer their sis' hand in marriage.
The newly wed couples are performing expensive poojas for a handsome, down-to-earth, ultra-friendly, humble, amazing dancer, actor son like Gullu baba.
Many wives have expressed displeasure with their husbands and have sternly asked them to undergo plastic surgery to look like Gullu baba. A new branch is opened in plastic surgery which will study in depth every facial feature, every hair of his groomed beard.
Gullu baba is also a new boy friend of Barbie doll and will replace Ken.
Movie Gajani 2 featuring Gullu baba with his wooden spatula is slated for next year and is expected to cross 500 cr mark in a week.
Quebec is planning to sever relations with Canada and wants "We want we want Gauti" as its national anthem.
He is a rage outside India. UK for the first time in history is contemplating a deal to return Kohinoor in exchange of Gullu baba.
It is rumoured that the video clipping of his inhuman sufferings during a week of isolation brought tears in eyes of Dalaai Laama and Aunga San Kyu.
North Korea Supremo, Kim Jong Un, on the other hand, seems to have learnt new torturing techniques out of the same clippings.
Aflatoon movie director has already publicly apologized for stealing "We Love We Love Gauthi" tune for his movie by secretly arranging time machine travel in future. (His song We love we love Rocky featuring Akshay Kumar)
Hip Hip Hurrrah and best wishes to Gullu Baba.
Ye Hai Mohabbatein
Hindi TV Shows
