Fun post : what if someone else went to shopping, other than Gaunali - Page 4

👏 awesome truesome maza agaya Ali ka 🤣 diandra 🤣
Karishma-yaha make up hain mujhe makeup chahiye luxury budget gaya bhaad mein 🤣
Praneet - jeevan mein do raste hote h but yaha toh kitne sare h kaha jao

Originally posted by: shahhetp

Wow, what a wonderful post... salute ur creatvity.👏

Thanq. The last P3 were by written by Slumdog.

Oh my! 😆 😆

Too good this is.

Upen: Acha insaan bano meri jaan. Life mein sacha insaan ban na chahiye. India dekh rahi hai. India sachai ka saat de gi aur mein sacha hoon. Isliye aap bhi sachai ka saat do...and please pay up.

He says that about 10 times in the LF each day.

😆

OMG!!! hilarious post and comments 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

if Arya went shopping, he'd go on his 70s Manoj Kumar mode, "kya koi insaan koi aadmi hain is pure dukaan main, jo iss akela insaan ko koi roti ya koi makkhan de? bhagwan nai do haath diya hain magar kya karoon kanoon ke haath lambe hain, chori bhi nahin kar sakta..aap ki meherbani hoga agar is dukhiyari big boss contestant ko koi rehem dikhaye aur kuch khane ka samaan dila de, aap ke paseeno se kamai hui paiso se"

Praneet: he goes with his dhoti, daadhi, lambe, sadhu-baal,.. and sadhu-vesh,.. and with his one eye closed, store-owner hits him,.. saying :: no beggars n' dogs R' allowed in the store,...

Jaavo,.. baahar jaa ek bheekh mango ! and later girlies hit him,... ::: sadhu ho kar aankh maarta hai !

KT : Jor se Hangaama machaati hai,... :: BiggBoss,... tum ne muje aaj National Television pe bheekh mungwaayi hai,... Maine show mein aaj-taq ghar waalonke liye khaana pakaaya,... sabhi ko khilaayaa,... aaj dekho, bheekh bhi maang rahi hun,.. meer iitne boore din aa gaye, kya? ! Muje eviction chahiye,... Tum ne, muje aaj jaleel kiya hai,.. Ek aurat ho kar, NTV pe bheekh mungwaayi hai,. !

Diandra : Store-owner,..: " kaun hai yeh Takloo, bhikh-mungii, bhikhaaran,.. baahar nikaalo ! saale,... bhookhe-nange, ragat-pittiya log, kahaan kahaan se ...bas,... ghuse hi chale aate hai !!

whatever,. Whatever kar ke,... DI takes her seat in the car,...back to the pavilion,.. !

Pritam : aati nahin,.,... Guru,.. kya karun ? aati nahin,...aakhir ek trifala harde ki, raam-baan,.. julaab ki shishi le kar hi chala aata hai !

Dimpi,...: Maine tum ko pahele e hi bola thaa,... Muje dher sari grocery free mein chahiye,... humen paise diye nahin hai,.. toh store waalo,... aap ko dena toh parega hi,... kai kai kai,...

Upen : I swear on my mom,. i mena it,.. Mera wallet abhi paas nahin ye ,... hamaare London me toh, bheekh maanga bhi allow nahin karti,.. tum log India vaasi ho kar, ek hazaar rupaye nahin de sakti ! Kitni gandii soch hai tumhaari ! Jaan,.. teri marzi,.. me force nahee karti,...I will not ton't, iidhar ! ...hindi lumbo-zumbo,..

Punes: Haanji,... nahin,... nahin,... koi jabardasti bilkul nahin hai,... God Bless and aap ki marji,...aap ko denaa ho toh do,...varna, nahee,.. lekin kya hai ki,..tum log juban ke chhoote ho,.. main haath ka chhoota hun,... Yeh show ke baahar jo aaj hota,.. Toh,... know what ?,.. " I had kill you " !

Ali : saar pe takloo-rumaal baandh ke,... store ke madye, ek chaddar sa beechaata hai,... kukoodo-cook ki aawaazein nikaalta hai,... puppy aur doggy ki bhi how how karta hai,... ek kaan pe haath dhar ke, Qawaaali suru karta hai,... haath se dholak ki aawaazein nikaalta hai,...De De,... De De,... aallah ke naam pe de de,... Jo de uus ka bhi bhala,... Naa de uus ka bhi bhala,... De data ke naam,... Tuj ko allah rakhe,... Gareebon ki suno,... Woh tumhaari sunega,.. tum ek paisa donge,.. woh dus laakh dega,... ! Thodi der mein,... chaddar pe log, notes daalna suru karte hai,... Madaari ki tarah dher saaare paise iikaththe kar ke, woh hi chaddar mein dher grocery baandh ke laata hai !

Aryaa: ( Jor se chilla kar ) Bhookh ke mare, Meri garden par jor se dard ho raha hai,... Store-keeper se,.. : aap aisa kaise kar sakte hai,... aap ek hi galle ( Cash register ) se,... subah jo 100 rupaye ek bhikhari ko diye the,... aaj woh hi same rakam tum,...muje bhi kaise, de rahe ho ? Yeh aap hargeez nahin kar sakte,... !

Originally posted by: AlayneStone

if Arya went shopping, he'd go on his 70s Manoj Kumar mode, "kya koi insaan koi aadmi hain is pure dukaan main, jo iss akela insaan ko koi roti ya koi makkhan de? bhagwan nai do haath diya hain magar kya karoon kanoon ke haath lambe hain, chori bhi nahin kar sakta..aap ki meherbani hoga agar is dukhiyari big boss contestant ko koi rehem dikhaye aur kuch khane ka samaan dila de, aap ke paseeno se kamai hui paiso se"

OmG... Yes, I forgot abt our alya baby.

Awesome hilarious post. Pls make some more again. Thanks

Nigaar: , "Babu... I need to buy this. Can u give me money. Babu, it's for 10 members".
Then starts crying and gets into her " beintehaa latifaa emotional" state, "everybody is so negetive here. I'm such a pure hearted person but they refuse to give me money. Why am I targetted and cornered? I'm a guest here. Boo hoo... 😭 .
Then, she notices someone without a shirt and goes and lectures them about modesty and forgets all about the task.

What would Natasha, Minishaa, Soni and Depshikha had done? any guesses...

Munch on guys,..

Deepshikha : Dekho mere saar me,... raat saari jor se dard ho raha hai,..
saari raat jaagi hun,... upar se,.. dus aadmiyon ko khilaana jo hai,...
koi ek saridon / anacin / Novalgin ka package hi khareed na hai,... dusara kuchh bhi nahee,..
ok,. ok,..aap ko paisa naa dena hai, to naa dau,.. magar, aap iitna personal kyun ho rahe hai ?


Natashaa: She fills up the cart of hers likings first,... now walking with a full cart,...
baad mein apne woh black frame, clear glasses pahan kar ( like, woh rakhee ka item song )
iidhar-udhar ke logon ko slant eyes, nazar ke dole,... maarti-firti,.. dekhti hai,...
jis se nazar mil jaati hai,.. toh bolti hai,..
ghar walon ko khaane ka samaan liyo he,...
pese nahee hiye,..
aap paise do naa,.. Bigg Boss bola hai,...
ye hamaar lakzaarii baget ka samaan hiya... aap ko mehrbaani karungi,..

Soni : Ek pant waale aadami ke peechhee waale gajwe mein,... ek bada black wallet dekh kar,.. seedhaa haath hi daal deti hai,... nikaalti hi nahin,... then says,..
abbe Ch****Ye,... tu toh kya, tera baap bhi dega,... main varna, gajwe mein se bina batuaa nikaale, haath chhodne waali nahin hun ! Yeh bigg boss ka task hai,... jo main kar rahi hun,...varna shokh tau muje bhi nahee hai !