Originally posted by: TheForce
Gautam: Mahabharat mein kaun the woh?
Punz: Dhritarashtra
Gautam: Dhisrashtra...Dhri...Dhritarashtra hoon (Pashtachaap yaad dila diya) 😆
Pritam (to Tallan after BB tells him to name 3 contestants who will be immune): Tumhara toh kuch ho hi nahin sakta...Tum toh baithi raho 😆
Dimpy (to Punz as Tanna goes to talk to Pritam): Sabse pehle kaun gayi dekho!! (Punz ki sangat ka asar...Isko bhi Tanna se obsession ho gaya hai) 😆
Tanna (to Pritam): Main achcha khelti hoon...Tasks bakhubi nibhati hoon...Main immunity ki haqdaar hoon...Par main jaanti hoon aap bohot sensible hai, fair hai aap isi liye main aap par chhodti hoon (Nahin toh khud hi decision lene waali thi kya?) 😆
Ali (to Tanna): Immunity ke task mein woh mujhe choose karta hai na aur ek ko choose karna hoga toh main sabse pehle task harunga...Aur agar tu rahi uss mein...Aur Upen rahe toh...Yeh bhi meri guarantee hai...Yeh bhi likh le abhi (Kitne vaade kiye honge khud ko bhi nahin yaad hoga) 😆😆
Gautam (to Punz): Sir, seedhi si baat...Ek captain ko na...Na kisi se salah leni chahiye na mashwara (I clearly remember BB announcing to everyone in earlier episodes that they should go put their case forward to whoever the captain was that week) 😆
Dimpy (about Pritam): Mujhe pata hai woh kis teen ka naam lenge...Woh apne trust circle mein se kisi ko chunenge
*5 minutes later*
Pritam: Teesre vyakti honge...Dimpy...Iss liye kyun ki meri unko lekar ke ek confused sthiti bani hai iss ghar mein toh main chahta hoon ki aane wale dino mein agar woh rukti hai toh shayad main unko aur jaan paoonga
Dimpy: Thank you Pritam jee! (Bouncer gaya iska toh) 😆😆
Ali: Pandit, kya kar rahe ho?...Kya bhasak rahe ho? 😆
Ali: Maine pura saaf kiya tha...Yeh 100% kisi ne daala hai...Bhai teri kasam
Gautam: Jhooth ki dukaan hai tu...Meri kasam mat kha 😆
Ali: Hatt hatt
Gautam: Hatt hatt kyun kar raha hai?
Ali: Aur kya karoon?...Pass pass? 😆
Ali: Iss mein na meri galti hai na teri...Pure ghar ki hai 😆
Tallan: Dhakkan alag se saaf hota hai na...Tujhe dhakkan saaf karna pasand nahin hai?...Lekin kya problem hai?...Task ke beech mein se aa gaye iss liye react kar rahe ho? 😆😆
Gautam: Ab dekho...Logon ke andar se woh nuks nikalte hai toh log aise muh karte hai
Tallan: Nahin...Lekin tumhe aadat hai na woh karne ki 😆
Pritam: Jiske chalte na sir na pair ka pata...Begaani shaadi mein abdulla deewana...Gautam bhi ghus gaye 😆
Pandit: Pehla hinsa karne ki kosish aur doosra uss hinsa ko aur bhadkaane ki kosish
Ali: Laa haath de bhai...Badiya shabd use kiye sir...Matlab itne decent aur kanoonan word hai...Wah! (Puri shiddat se laga hai Pandit/Pritam ko apni aur kheench ne mein) 🤣
Gautam: Diandra mere hisaab se better captain thi (Kuch hafte pehle khud hi bol raha tha ki woh kitni biased captain thi 😆...Tujh sang preet lagayi sajna 😆)
Punz (about Pritam): Ek old uncle banke ladki ko baar baar...Taking a chance on a girl ki main uncle hoon matlab he's trying to be very romantically linked to all the girls...Till date, I have ever tried to touch you?? (Kya uncle, sathiya gaye ho kya sach mein?...Matlab ab toh kuch bhi bole jaa rahe ho and Diandra's expressions were priceless ki abey tu bol kya raha hai budhao??) 😆😆
Pritam: Kyun phenka Sonali woh?
Tallan: Nahin woh gir gaya 😆
Tallan: Arre, aapsi sehmati se mujhe toh bahar hi nikaal denge yeh log...Mujhe toh ten ke baad ka jo number hai wahan pe khada karna chahiye tha 😆
Upen (to Pritam): Aap double dhokla...Aap double dholki ho 😆
Ali (Tanna ki captaincy ki yojna karte hue): Pritam ka ek plus ho gaya, tera (Upen) plus ho gaya, Sonali ka plus ho gaya, Mera plus ho gaya, Diandra ka plus ho gaya...Jeet gayi kaptaani (Kya kya soch rakha hai isne toh) 😆