Script for WKW Salman ke Saath :) Alt version (Page 14) - Page 11

Full credit to BeautyandBrain for another dhaaso alternate version..

Salman's WKW INTRO

After telling janta few weeks ago mein bola ki worst captain of bb history was diandra.. i dont know woh HMs kya samjhey ki yeh trophy hain...

toh pritam ka mission lag raha tha this week to prove ki ussey worst captain koi ban hi nahin paega... aur woh hisaab se to woh bahoot hi successful rahe (in sallu's sarcastis style) ...

chalo ab under entry maar ke ... song.. mere sawaalooo ka jawaab do... Pritam pyaare khelte hain

Salman's Entry

Salman : Hello everyone .Iss hafta aapka kafi romanchak raha nahin ?Chor police task dekh karr hamein toh bada maza aaya .( sarcastic smile)

HM : Hello Salman .Yes ( agreeing with salman abt the romanchak thing)

Salman : Toh shuruwat kahan se karein?Pritam ..aap captain kyon baney ?Aap ke paas toh immunity already tha ?Praneet ko de dete woh bichara ek haftey bach jata aur Captain bhi ban jata .

pritam: Sir ..correct hain aap par mujhe mere fans ko disappoint nahin karna tha.

Salman: correct ho aap uspey... captain banna hi chahiye... so what if agar aap ke friend ko bhi captaincy ke saath immunity mil sakti thi.. yahan pe to sab akele hi khelney aye hain... acha.. to aap ko kya lagta hain.. aapki captaincy kaisey rahin...

Pritam : err... err... mere hisab se to bahoot hi sahi raha.

Salman: Bohot fair captain baney aap ?

Pritam : Fair hi tha sir .

Salman :Waise bahar ki khabar yeh hain ki BCCI is asking for all the man of the match awards back from sachin tendulkar and unpe fine lagaya gaya hain...

All HMs conphused... .. hain? (other than dimpy who is prolly getting in and smiling or laughing if u observe)... Na theek hain na.. kyonki unkey teammates ne complaint ki that whenever he played well unko batting karney ka chance hi nahin mila..

Salman : Punz ..Pritam ka captaincy kaisa raha ? Punz tu toh guru tha ..Guru ko punishment dediya ?(salman laughing)( stretching his arms )

Puneet :(smiling) Salman ..Yeh tha ki task ke beech main bohot confusion ho gaya . Usko laga ki Dimpy usko provoke karr rahi hain parr aisa nahin tha .Dimpy aapna task karr rahin thi aur yeh captain ho karr doosra ke galtiyan nazar andaaz karr raha tha .

Salman : Doosra kaun?

Puneet : karishma ..Karishma ne vase thoda tha fir bhi Pritam ne hamein doshi thehrahaya .

Pritam : Nahin Puneetji Upen ne toda vase .( angrily retorting) ( karishma staring at Puneet in disbelief and Anger)

Salman :Toh Pritam aapne bill Dimpy pe fada ?Sahi hain boss.. Punz toh tujhe punishment kyon mili ?

Puneet :Salman ..Main raat bhar jaga tha parr mujhe pata nahin.

Salman : pritam aap kuch kehna chaiyenge?

Pritam : Sir ..Puneet ji kisi bhi task main physical ho jatein hain . Jaise iss task main Karishma ko push kiya .

Salman : "AAI HAI" ( teasing) hai Karishma ko lagi

Pritam : Blushing

Salman : Pritam GG ko Punishment kyon mila ?

Pritam : sir .Har task main yeh hyper ho ta hain aur bohot negative hota hain .

Salman : par yeh task main toh raat bhar jaag kar chori kiya tha ?

Pritam : Nahin sir ..bar bar provoke karr raha tha beech beech main aa kar .

Salman : TOh task ke wajey se nahin provoke karne ke wajeh se mili Gautam ko punishment .

Gautam tu hameesha aisa kyon karta hain .Task karna bandh karr abhi .Tujhe aise bhi punishement milti hain waise bhi . ( smiling)

Sallu: Karishma aap toh badi sunder lag rahi hain

Karishma: (hanste hue) Thankyou Salman

Salman :Karishma aap ko kya lagta hain Pritam kaise captain the.

Karishma:( blushing) Hain Pritam ji kafi fair the aur unhone jo decisions liye the sab right tha.

Salman : Toh yeh fair the . Fir GG ko kyon punish kiya ?

Karishma : Kyonke Gautam ne saman akele andar rakha jab hum soh rahein the.

Salman : Toh woh aapke side main tha aur chori karr raha tha jab sona chaiye tha .Right?

Karishma : Yes

Salman : Task main achche se task karne ke liye Pritam ne usko punish kiya .Toh pritam fair kaise huwe?

Karishma : Yeh fair nahin tha.

Salman : Abhi toh apne kaha ke Pritam fair the nahin ?

Karishma : hain .

Salman : Ab unfair ho gaye ? Chalo chodo . Apke paas apka makeup hain baki sab gaya bhaad main hain na ?Aur aapko sar pe lagi hain toh yaad bhi nahin hoga ke kya huwa .

Karishma : (smiling)

Salman ( stretching ? : Waise Pritam kabhi aap ne influence honey ki wajah di nominations ke time?

pritam in his usual style.. not understanding anything.. chauda mooh and laughing... ha ha ha

Salman :toh matlab aap crime karo aur saza koi aur ko miley? rite pritamji? matlab aapko kuch nai beemari sunney mein aaye hain.. infleunsa ho gai hain?? deadlier than ebola i hear..

Pritam -- no sir.. but sir... mera.. abba dabba jabba

Upen: (licking lips). salmaan sir ha mainey vase toda but dimpy..

Salman: Kya lagta Praneet aapko Pritam ke captaincy ke barey main .Kaise rahe as a captain?

Praneet : Sir..Pritam ne bohot achche se apni captaincy nibhaye.Beech main log provoke karr rahein the par yeh aapne decision pe ade rahein.

Salman: Mujhe ek baat batao .Chor task kaise jeete?

Praneet : Humne saman zyada store room main rakkha tha.

Salman : Aapne ya Gautam ne ?

Praneet : Hum sab ne mil karr .Team work tha sir

Salman : Hum ko toh sirf Gautam raat ko dikhe .aap log kya karr rahein the ?

Praneet : Hum soh rahein the .

Salman : Toh aapko kya lagta hain Gautam ko punishment kyon mila.Usne toh apna task kiya tha na ?

Praneet: Parr Gautam bohot "negative "hain .Pritam ko Provoke karr raha tha .

Salman : Iska matlab Task jaye bhaad main parr aap apni personal khunnas nikalenge captaincy main .Yeh fair hain ? Toh koi task kyon karey .Karne parr bhi punishment milti ho toh ?

Praneet : Smiling

Salman : .Waise Mujhe bhi bachpan main ek baar bal tod huwa tha .Kahin woh aap toh nahin thi ? ( Laughing) Aap ko Pritam ki captaincy kaisi lagi ?

Dimpy - Bohot unfair .

Salman : Kyon ( acting surprised) Praneet aur karishma toh fair bol rahein hain .

Dimpy : Bolenge na dost hain . Dosti chalti hain yaha .Task ka koi matlab nahin hain. Kaam karne parr bhi punishment milti hain .

Salman : Dimpy aap jitne wali nahin thi .Kyon Pritam ? Pritam..waisey bhi aapney guarantee di thee na dimpy ko ki guaranteed guards ki team haregi. aur we all know jo aap tai kartey ho woh zaroor kartey ho..Jaise aapka stand like gautam ki captaincy ke time kaam nahin kiya tha.

Speaking of which .. aap to bade bol rahen tho ki goti aisa captain hoga.. waise captain hoga.. captaincy ke liye layak nahin hain.toh aap ko kyan lagta hain? aap fair or good captain rahey?

Pritam.. nahin sir .. abba dabba jabba...

Salman : matlab aap bol rahen ho ki goti ko itna provoke pe provoke nahin hua to he should have adopted your style? chalo .. aap ab thandey hi nahin.. gati heen ho gaye ho... pritam ka chaudey me laugh..

to sonali.. kya lag rahi ho.. etc ..

to sonaliji viewers ko laga ki aap bhi ek secret task kar rahin thi chor ke liye?

Sonali : he he he.. nahin mein nahin thi but ab muzhe kantala aala...

Sallu - kai reh porgi.. mein hoon na ikdech...

Salman :haan gautam . kya task kiya yaar.. 80% items aapney churai... awesome (we know sallu doesnt like gautam focus for whatever reason... ) lekin tu pakda kyon gaya...

goti smiles and says -- tyvm

Sallu moves on...

Originally posted by: KJasoosChulbulP

Full credit to BeautyandBrain for another dhaaso alternate version..

Salman's WKW INTRO

After telling janta few weeks ago mein bola ki worst captain of bb history was diandra.. i dont know woh HMs kya samjhey ki yeh trophy hain...

toh pritam ka mission lag raha tha this week to prove ki ussey worst captain koi ban hi nahin paega... aur woh hisaab se to woh bahoot hi successful rahe (in sallu's sarcastis style) ...

chalo ab under entry maar ke ... song.. mere sawaalooo ka jawaab do... Pritam pyaare khelte hain

Salman's Entry

Salman : Hello everyone .Iss hafta aapka kafi romanchak raha nahin ?Chor police task dekh karr hamein toh bada maza aaya .( sarcastic smile)

HM : Hello Salman .Yes ( agreeing with salman abt the romanchak thing)

Salman : Toh shuruwat kahan se karein?Pritam ..aap captain kyon baney ?Aap ke paas toh immunity already tha ?Praneet ko de dete woh bichara ek haftey bach jata aur Captain bhi ban jata .

pritam: Sir ..correct hain aap par mujhe mere fans ko disappoint nahin karna tha.

Salman: correct ho aap uspey... captain banna hi chahiye... so what if agar aap ke friend ko bhi captaincy ke saath immunity mil sakti thi.. yahan pe to sab akele hi khelney aye hain... acha.. to aap ko kya lagta hain.. aapki captaincy kaisey rahin...

Pritam : err... err... mere hisab se to bahoot hi sahi raha.

Salman: Bohot fair captain baney aap ?

Pritam : Fair hi tha sir .

Salman :Waise bahar ki khabar yeh hain ki BCCI is asking for all the man of the match awards back from sachin tendulkar and unpe fine lagaya gaya hain...

All HMs conphused... .. hain? (other than dimpy who is prolly getting in and smiling or laughing if u observe)... Na theek hain na.. kyonki unkey teammates ne complaint ki that whenever he played well unko batting karney ka chance hi nahin mila..

Salman : Punz ..Pritam ka captaincy kaisa raha ? Punz tu toh guru tha ..Guru ko punishment dediya ?(salman laughing)( stretching his arms )

Puneet :(smiling) Salman ..Yeh tha ki task ke beech main bohot confusion ho gaya . Usko laga ki Dimpy usko provoke karr rahi hain parr aisa nahin tha .Dimpy aapna task karr rahin thi aur yeh captain ho karr doosra ke galtiyan nazar andaaz karr raha tha .

Salman : Doosra kaun?

Puneet : karishma ..Karishma ne vase thoda tha fir bhi Pritam ne hamein doshi thehrahaya .

Pritam : Nahin Puneetji Upen ne toda vase .( angrily retorting) ( karishma staring at Puneet in disbelief and Anger)

Salman :Toh Pritam aapne bill Dimpy pe fada ?Sahi hain boss.. Punz toh tujhe punishment kyon mili ?

Puneet :Salman ..Main raat bhar jaga tha parr mujhe pata nahin.

Salman : pritam aap kuch kehna chaiyenge?

Pritam : Sir ..Puneet ji kisi bhi task main physical ho jatein hain . Jaise iss task main Karishma ko push kiya .

Salman : "AAI HAI" ( teasing) hai Karishma ko lagi

Pritam : Blushing

Salman : Pritam GG ko Punishment kyon mila ?

Pritam : sir .Har task main yeh hyper ho ta hain aur bohot negative hota hain .

Salman : par yeh task main toh raat bhar jaag kar chori kiya tha ?

Pritam : Nahin sir ..bar bar provoke karr raha tha beech beech main aa kar .

Salman : TOh task ke wajey se nahin provoke karne ke wajeh se mili Gautam ko punishment .

Gautam tu hameesha aisa kyon karta hain .Task karna bandh karr abhi .Tujhe aise bhi punishement milti hain waise bhi . ( smiling)

Sallu: Karishma aap toh badi sunder lag rahi hain

Karishma: (hanste hue) Thankyou Salman

Salman :Karishma aap ko kya lagta hain Pritam kaise captain the.

Karishma:( blushing) Hain Pritam ji kafi fair the aur unhone jo decisions liye the sab right tha.

Salman : Toh yeh fair the . Fir GG ko kyon punish kiya ?

Karishma : Kyonke Gautam ne saman akele andar rakha jab hum soh rahein the.

Salman : Toh woh aapke side main tha aur chori karr raha tha jab sona chaiye tha .Right?

Karishma : Yes

Salman : Task main achche se task karne ke liye Pritam ne usko punish kiya .Toh pritam fair kaise huwe?

Karishma : Yeh fair nahin tha.

Salman : Abhi toh apne kaha ke Pritam fair the nahin ?

Karishma : hain .

Salman : Ab unfair ho gaye ? Chalo chodo . Apke paas apka makeup hain baki sab gaya bhaad main hain na ?Aur aapko sar pe lagi hain toh yaad bhi nahin hoga ke kya huwa .

Karishma : (smiling)

Salman ( stretching ? : Waise Pritam kabhi aap ne influence honey ki wajah di nominations ke time?

pritam in his usual style.. not understanding anything.. chauda mooh and laughing... ha ha ha

Salman :toh matlab aap crime karo aur saza koi aur ko miley? rite pritamji? matlab aapko kuch nai beemari sunney mein aaye hain.. infleunsa ho gai hain?? deadlier than ebola i hear..

Pritam -- no sir.. but sir... mera.. abba dabba jabba

Upen: (licking lips). salmaan sir ha mainey vase toda but dimpy..

Salman: Kya lagta Praneet aapko Pritam ke captaincy ke barey main .Kaise rahe as a captain?

Praneet : Sir..Pritam ne bohot achche se apni captaincy nibhaye.Beech main log provoke karr rahein the par yeh aapne decision pe ade rahein.

Salman: Mujhe ek baat batao .Chor task kaise jeete?

Praneet : Humne saman zyada store room main rakkha tha.

Salman : Aapne ya Gautam ne ?

Praneet : Hum sab ne mil karr .Team work tha sir

Salman : Hum ko toh sirf Gautam raat ko dikhe .aap log kya karr rahein the ?

Praneet : Hum soh rahein the .

Salman : Toh aapko kya lagta hain Gautam ko punishment kyon mila.Usne toh apna task kiya tha na ?

Praneet: Parr Gautam bohot "negative "hain .Pritam ko Provoke karr raha tha .

Salman : Iska matlab Task jaye bhaad main parr aap apni personal khunnas nikalenge captaincy main .Yeh fair hain ? Toh koi task kyon karey .Karne parr bhi punishment milti ho toh ?

Praneet : Smiling

Salman : .Waise Mujhe bhi bachpan main ek baar bal tod huwa tha .Kahin woh aap toh nahin thi ? ( Laughing) Aap ko Pritam ki captaincy kaisi lagi ?

Dimpy - Bohot unfair .

Salman : Kyon ( acting surprised) Praneet aur karishma toh fair bol rahein hain .

Dimpy : Bolenge na dost hain . Dosti chalti hain yaha .Task ka koi matlab nahin hain. Kaam karne parr bhi punishment milti hain .

Salman : Dimpy aap jitne wali nahin thi .Kyon Pritam ? Pritam..waisey bhi aapney guarantee di thee na dimpy ko ki guaranteed guards ki team haregi. aur we all know jo aap tai kartey ho woh zaroor kartey ho..Jaise aapka stand like gautam ki captaincy ke time kaam nahin kiya tha.

Speaking of which .. aap to bade bol rahen tho ki goti aisa captain hoga.. waise captain hoga.. captaincy ke liye layak nahin hain.toh aap ko kyan lagta hain? aap fair or good captain rahey?

Pritam.. nahin sir .. abba dabba jabba...

Salman : matlab aap bol rahen ho ki goti ko itna provoke pe provoke nahin hua to he should have adopted your style? chalo .. aap ab thandey hi nahin.. gati heen ho gaye ho... pritam ka chaudey me laugh..

to sonali.. kya lag rahi ho.. etc ..

to sonaliji viewers ko laga ki aap bhi ek secret task kar rahin thi chor ke liye?

Sonali : he he he.. nahin mein nahin thi but ab muzhe kantala aala...

Sallu - kai reh porgi.. mein hoon na ikdech...

Salman :haan gautam . kya task kiya yaar.. 80% items aapney churai... awesome (we know sallu doesnt like gautam focus for whatever reason... ) lekin tu pakda kyon gaya...

goti smiles and says -- tyvm

Sallu moves on...

Originally posted by: Pr1yanka

Kya baat hai bnb...chha gayi...👏

Originally posted by: MaNeBhiPyarKiya

beauty and brain

i m sure u r beauty with brains 😳 👍🏼 superb posts awesome

Originally posted by: Beautyandbrain

Thank u 😃

Originally posted by: KJasoosChulbulP

abey. ty to you for writing so well and making us laugh and entertaining us this season with your fab posts :) and please keep at it :)

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chalo.. hoping bb has used tons of this :)

Awesome i wish ki aisa ho but i have a feeling salman will support pritam
1) gg fans will be hurt & call salman partial & unfair - more controversy more trp
2) pritam is fixed winner GG is overhyped and such contestants dont win
3) gg - punit - dimpy r portrayed as evil bitching gang in recent episodes
4) ppl hate puneet & pritam is against him so he is getting lot of public support

Originally posted by: melodrama

Awesome i wish ki aisa ho but i have a feeling salman will support pritam
1) gg fans will be hurt & call salman partial & unfair - more controversy more trp
2) pritam is fixed winner GG is overhyped and such contestants dont win
3) gg - punit - dimpy r portrayed as evil bitching gang in recent episodes
4) ppl hate puneet & pritam is against him so he is getting lot of public support