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After telling janta few weeks ago mein bola ki worst captain of bb history was diandra.. i dont know woh HMs kya samjhey ki yeh trophy hain... 😉
to pritam ka mission lag raha tha this week to prove ki ussey worst captain koi ban hi nahin paega...😉.. aur woh hisaab se to woh bahoot hi successful rahe (in sallu's sarcastis style) 😆...
chalo ab under entry maar ke ... song.. mere sawaalooo ka jawaab do... pyaaare... khelte hain
to shuruat kahan se kare.. haan goti.. kya task kiya yaar.. 80% items aapney churai... awesome (we know sallu doesnt like gautam focus for whatever reason... ) lekin tu pakda kyon gaya...
goti smiles and says -- tyvm
and sallu moves on..
aur bahar ki khabar yeh hain ki BCCI is asking for all the man of the match awards back from sachin tendulkar and unpe fine lagaya gaya hain... 😆😆
All HMs conphused... .. hain? (other than dimpy who is prolly getting in and smiling or laughing if u observe)...
Na theek hain na.. kyonki unkey teammates ne complaint ki that whenever he played well unko batting karney ka chance hi nahin mila.. 😆😆😆
haan to phir aapko aur punitji ko dand kis baat pe mila?? hain pritamji?
pritamji... sar mein itna provoke ho gaya...
sallu in his new sarcastic style.. ha ha... jaisey aap ne influence honey ki wajah di nominations ke time
now pritam in his usual style.. not understanding anything.. chauda mooh and laughing... ha ha ha
to matlab aap crime karo aur saza koi aur ko miley? rite pritamji? matlab aapko kuch nai beemari sunney mein aaye hain.. infleunsa ho gai hain?? deadlier than ebola i hear.. 😆😆😆
to next week to aap zaroor upen ko nominate karoge kyonki aapney saaf dekha ki vase usney toda and in fact aapko captaincy ka mauka chodney ki liye bhi nahi bola...
pyaare -- no sir.. but sir... mera.. abba dabba jabba
upen licking lips... salmaan sir ha mainey vase toda but dimpy..
haa dimpyji... aap ko kyon laga ki tanna ne vase toda kheir koi baat nahin...aap to chaa gae is week... matlab aap ne finally pritamji ka viewer ke liye padda farsh kar hi diya.. jo kasar ring task mein reh gai thee... 😆
Dimpy - no sir.. mein to hasi mazak kar rahin thi panditji ke saath.. but pritamji sab ke saath mazaak kar saktey hein unkey weak point par.. but koi aur karey to
pritam - aaap to bal tod hain.. mein to aapka logic aur game hi nahin samajta
dimpy of course tries to speak... but sallu shuts her up...
and says haa pritamji-- waisey bhi aapney guarantee di thee na dimpy ko.. ki guaranteed guards ki team haregi... aur we all know jo aap tai kartey ho woh zaroor kartey ho.. even if you totally wrong man... just like aapney do din kaam nahin kiya tha gautam ki captaincy ke time..
speaking of which.. aap to bade bol rahen tho ki goti aisa captain hoga.. waise captain hoga.. captaincy ke liye layak nahin hain... to aap ko kyan lagta hain? aap fair or good captain rahey?
Aur mein main baat to bhool hi gaya.. since aapney bola tha goti ko kuch captaincy task mein is haftey.. to mein jyaada nahin boolonga.. sirf itna boolonga ki aap uske pao choo lo 😆😆😆
pritam.. nahin sir .. abba dabba jabba...
matlab aap bol rahen ho ki goti ko itna provoke pe provoke karney par bhi nahin hua to he should have adopted your style? 😆😆😆...
to sonali.. kya lag rahi ho.. etc .. 😆😆😆
to sonaliji viewers ko laga ki aap bhi ek secret task kar rahin thi chor ke liye?
sonali : he he he.. nahin mein nahin thi but ab muzhe kantala aala... 😆😆
Sallu - kai reh porgi.. mein hoon na ikdech...
(Credit Nilu for tanna part below:)
Sallu: Karishma aap toh badi sunder lag rahi hain
Karishma: (hanste hue) Thankyou Salman
Sallu: Makeup kya aaya aapne toh show per dikhna bund ker dia aur ab to make up se saath ek headband bhi laga diya...
Karishma: (giving shocked reactions) nhi woh Salman asal mein mujhe chot lag gayi
Salli: aree haan, kafi zor se lagi dekha maine..sara makeup kharab hogaya apka
Karishma: hehehehehe
Sallu: aur usmein aapko pritamji ka haath bhi mil gaya... i mean thamb liya... 😆 i mean he really took care of you...
pritam ka chauda mooh and laughing...
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to be completed with all your inputs and help please :) 😆
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