I’d pull a Madhurima - kya mast troll kiya uss Shukla-pujaran ko the other day - “yes Aarti, come on!! You can do it!!” 🤣
And beech beech mein pull a nutcase Shukla - in a very CAREFUL way of course - just enough to ensure one’s words have an oh so REASONABLE and RATIONAL explanation ready for the weekend. So maybe a “haan haan haan haan haan”, “achcha main (*insert whatever words Shukla has bestowed you with*) hoon?” - and then repeat 12 times on loop - and then put in a “gandagi ka box” loop, “kaamchor” loop, “gunda” loop and “POS” loop, etc.
Sallu daante tab:
1.) Sir kaamchor? Gunda? Woh Shukla ko meri taarif mein alfaaz kam pad rahe the toh main help kar rahi thi (*insert Aarti’s eager student face*)
2.) Sir gandagi ka box? Sir woh aapne bola tha na - par mujhe samajh hi nahi aaya ke kyu - toh main toh figure out karne ki kohshish kar rahi thi.
3.) Sir POS? Woh sir - meri na Post Office wali slip kahin kho gayi hain ....