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Welcome to Bigg Bore Season xo!!!
Channel head wakes up from his power nap, which lasted for almost 3 hrs in his closed comfy cabin.
Announcement is coming from BB12 editing room. He rushes to find out what's happening.
Gets shocked seeing editing section empty. All 86 camera screen are on.
Where is everyone? He shouts.
It was time for afternoon LF. He checks the tv. Telecast was going on smoothly.
What is happening here? Where is my staff? Has anyone kidnapped all? His mind is full of questions.
Calm down, there is no need to worry! A gentle sound tells him.
Who is this? Whats happening here? He asks.
Your staff got bored seeing all the recording, so the kept the system on Auto-edit mode & went home for a day. They'll be back tomorrow.
Who's this? He asks again.
Call me Computerji 1. Me & Computerji 2 are handling everything here at the moment.
Let me tell you, at present we are working on 3 more shows along with this Bigg Bore season xo.
But we are telecasting Bigg Boss season xo.
You are right. But due to your cost cutting agenda its turned out Bigg Bore. TRP will be down.
Channel head looks worried.
But we have found an excellent solution for your problem. From the edited content, we can run 3 more shows.
1) Educational program for kids under 10.
2) Make up sessions for house wives.
3) Specially for 65+.
How is that possible? He asks.
Its simple, answers Computerji 2.
All HMs are doing cleaning, cooking in the house. Kids under 10 needs to learn to help in their house too. Add this program in kid's pack. Parents will subscribe this channel.
Female HMs are providing education in art of Make-up. Our afternoon trp group will love them.
What do we show for 65+? He asks.
Seeing our edits of a 65+ HM, they will learn to enjoy life. Singing motivational melody is a must for all.
What is motivational melody? He asks.
You are so naive, laughs Computerji 2. Its an art of expressing one's peaceful, gentle feelings towards almighty through motivating lyrics.
Channel head jumps with joy. This will get more subscription for one our show too.
Thank you! Thank you! I can make money finally from BB xo now.
His ph starts ringing. Chief editor is on the line. Sir, I will be there in 10 mins.
Oh! Please take it easy. You all are on paid holidays in a resort for a week.
Where are we going, asks Chief editor.
You'll will be joining HMs in BB house.
Nooo!!!!! Editor cuts the call.
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