The Bachi Ghost Bunglow - Its Roshal Tale Baby.

Few days, Months Week without ROSHAL segments people go in a deep Depression. Alll media Portals, Reporters IDs there inbox are filed with request for IVS. and wen all meia get to know about our Craziness they give us the Hilarious IVs ever ever we have seen.

Through all these Mastikhors Segments only we get to know how ROSHAL are adorable, lil Camera Shy and Interactive people. They are So DOWN TOWARD EARTH. If Roshal are showered with Generous doses of Affection and praises, Each fan is at same point Madde to feel special by either or both of them.

TALES BEGINSSaas Bahu Aur Saazish :-

(The bachchi ghost invenetion)

F : khichai thodi bahut chalti rehti hai hamare bich mein, pehle jab start start mein the toh maine kaha kaun bachi aagayi hai.. Aaa,, main isko bachi bolta hun toh ye bahut chidti hai.

Roshu looks at him bringing eyebrows lil closer and smiling

F : sachi mein bachi hai. Kaun se standard mein hai aap. ( you confirming yourself or us :p)

Roshu just keep on seeing him ( Kamu thinks faisal ka kya haal hua hoga after IV )

R : 10^th

Faisal looks at her ( expression kya bol rahi hai )

F : hain 7^th.

A : jab ye jhooth bol sakta hai toh.

F : 7^th

R : Pata hai toh kyun pucha ( point hai boss )

F : 7^th mein bache hi hote hain na. ha thik hai chalo koi baat nhi Bache ko nhi chedna chahiye jaida and touch her head ( count guys 1^st head touch )

Bakground music 'Batameez dil batameez dil maane na maane na '' SBS always play the best track on both.

F : matlab screen pe ajab aur pratap. Ajabdhe pratap ki first wife thi toh usse type ka hum kuch scene kar rahe hai ( Praja First dinner daye, haayeee a royal one )

F : Har baar aata hun dhekhte rehjata hun phir acahanak hil jaata hun toh aisa hi kuch chal raha hai. Kuch toh ho raha hai pata nhi ab toh shaadi v hone waali hai. Shaadi mubarak ( he says to roshu and shake hand. This boy's sense of humor is ausme ).

F : bich mein pata nhi iska kya shuru ho jaata hai. OH MY GOD ! OH MY GOD ! Pure set pe.

R : OH MY GOSH ! OH MY GOSH !

F : GOSH ka matlab kya hota

Roshu thinks the meaning ( same pinch mujhe v nhi aata ) ummm woo

F : nhi tumne upar waale ka naam bigar diya hai.

R : haww maine bigada.

F : OH MY GOD ya mere God.

R : dhekho har baat mein God KO PARESHAN nhi karna chahiye.

F : pare pareshan nhi toh isse acha ghost bol toh phir OH MY GHOST

R : wo toh tum ho hi.

F : Main nhi hun. Main sabse alag sabse jaida one piece, kahin pe v nhi milega ( hmmm true word faisal)

R : khud ke muh se khud ki tariif ( wat to do roshu boys have habbit )

Telly bites :-

(Phir Uske Baad)

F : Maine Teen Cake kaate.

R : Maine 6 kaate usse jaida kaate record bit kiya

F : phir uske baad kya hota ( woopp you seems interested a lot FK)

R : Uske baad maine khub khaya, Uske baad maine weight gain kiya.

F : phir ( aaj pura history jaan lo tum )

R : phir kuch nhi.

F : phir

R : phir kuch nhi, cake aaye the sab mujhe bahut pyaar karte hai. Awww.

Faisal makes weird face.

R : ahhh !! someone is getting jealous.

F : lai main kyun honga

R : I said somebody is getting jealous, so it doesn't mean that ( you look adrable )

Laughter and silence.

F : blah blah blah ( his face expression a treat to watch )

U ME TV Segment :-

(hum tum ek cowshed mein jaaye aur pyaar ho jaaye)

F : movies mein dhekhte hai barsaat ho rahi waha se ladki jaa rahi hai gunde waha par aise bolte hai yr kya kare chori akeli hai

R : bahut interest se dhekhta hai ye

F : ha ye sab scene mazaa aagaya ab hero ki entry hogi phir kya hoga gunde dekhenge, isne gehne wehne pehen rakhi hai sab utar lenge, phir uske baad humari entry hoti hai, maarta hun phir bahut maarta hun.

F : phir hum gawshala mein baithe hai ( in praja life cow or her house palys an important role )

Phir waha pe paani leak hota hai, use banate hain.

F : sab paani waani hum bahar nikalte hai na san sahi karte rehte hai toh phir main kehta hun ajabdhe ajabdhe baarish ak asound hota hai sab alag alag sound hota hai itni awaz mein
main bolt ahun...

Ajabdhe ajabdhe ..

R : kya hua

F : totamal acha hai par mujhse acha nhi 🤣

R : kam se kam karo.

F : matlab mazaa agaya

F : twist tab hota jab akabar aajata, jab akabar ko main pakad leta ( Pralal chemistry 🤪) kaash Vishal bhi shoot karta humare sath (shruti VM cherish it guys )

R : acha hota phir hum teeno masti karte.

U ME TV :- (Haldi segment, budget bachao abhiyaan )

F : (as reporter ) acha ajabdhe hamari haldi ho rahi hai toh aapko kaisa lag raha hai, matlab haldi laga rahe hai aapko ( kabhi kabhi faisal ke andar pratap jaag uthta hai )

R : Shaadi ho rahi hai wahi bahut badi baat hai.

R : main toh bahut sundar lag rahi hun ( faisal ke sangaat ka asar ) haaye bas aur kya bolun.

F : raat bhar se paani daala subh subh phool ug gaye pure baal vaal mein iske ( I repeat his sense of humour )

Nhi nhi bahut achi lag rahi hai, ye naya hai na, budget baja liya aapne, kya baat hai ( waise v CVs ke paas money ki kami hai, bache v unka karcha baja rahe )

R : wo toh everyday yahi kapre pehta hai.

Jabse main iske saah shoot kar rahi hun 2 3 baar toh yahi kapda pehena hoga wo v continusly ek mahina

Faisal looks at his cloth loll

F : toh

R : nahata nhi hai chii nahata nhi ( nahane se yaad aaya UD kabhi nhi nahati, chudail shuru se hi ek dress mein hai )

F : akbar nahata hai kya( pratap akbar yaad na kare aisa h sakta hai kya)

R : akabar pe main dhyan nhi deti hun wo mughal usme hai ( ehem ehem )

F : acha chakrapani nahata hai kya wo shaadi se hi ek hi kapre pehen raha hai.

Both laughs hah ha ha ha ha ah

R : shaadi mein v ek hi kapde, toh humlog bahut khush uske shaadi mein kapde nhi mile hamare shaadi mein mil gaye.

F : filhaal toh ye haldi chal rahi hai av phir hamara vivah hone waala hai toh itni saari taiyaari karni baaki hai toh hum ek kam karte hai hum v jaake taiyaari kare hai aur aap v jaake taiyaarian kijijiye.

Telly Masala :- ( Roshal Happy Praja Shaadi Papad ka chakar, sab hua Krum krum )

F : baarat pahunch gayi mandap ke paas ( baraat ki pratap ) toh wahi shaadi hone waali hai itni rukawaat k ebaad

R : aafsos mana raha hai.

Reporter ask kaisa lag raha h dulha aur ghode pe chad ke.

R : main v itne din se puch rahi hun bata nhi raha hai.

F : mujhe khud nhi pata hai ( sab pata hai, sharma raha hai )

Repoter said ajab jaida khush dhikh rahi.

R : nhi meri dusri shaadi hai second marriage ( aye dhekho CVs ne kya haal bana diya hai, inka second marriage hai phir v happy, hayee re CVs 🤣 )

F : abhi filhaal toh isne jo ghode inyantran mein nhi hota hai uss ghode ke saath chod diya dangal asthal mein.

Aur dusra ye chah rahi thi ki main papad pe baith jaaun, wo papad nhi hota hai KURUM KURUM 🤣 aur tooti v char paai thi jaha pe baithe ke saath andaar

SBS Segment :- ( Roshal Hide and seek )

R : main pata nhi kaha bhag rahi hun, mujhe nhi pata lekin main mehal se aisi jagah jaa rahi hun matlab mehal se duur ho ki pratap mujhe Kidnaap na kar paaye isiliye main jaa rahi hun actually.

R : ha pratap ne mujhe dhamki di waise hi bahut dhamkhiyaan deta hai mujhe ( faisal face oops pratap face staraight seeing her like telling Chall jhoothi ' shuru se you are giving me DHAMKI)

Abhi aage pratap batayega.

F : main chahta hun toh isse vivah karna ( guys don not get confuse ye faisal cm pratap hai 🤪 )

Agar main power laga dun toh ( power laga dun are you playing ben 10 game hah ha ha ha ) lekin main chah raha hun ki thoda masti mazak kar ke thoda mazaa kar ke ki ye maan jaaye.

Aur mere saath vivah kar le toh main isse dhamki de raha hun ki apaharan kar lunga ye wo ( ye wo faisal signature dialogue )

R : ha mujhe lagta hai ki inyati mein phool kawar ka naam ikha hua hai.

F : hum jaise bata rahe hai ki ajabdhe itni bholi bhaali larki hai ki apni saheli ke liye khud balidaan de rahi hai.

Chahti hai ki phool kawar mujhse shaadi kare, par phool kawar ne jo letter likha hai intne mehnat se.

BETA padh lo plzz shaadi ho jaayegi phata phat.

F : ha wo luka chuppi kehlene ka man kar raha tha toh maine kaha dhekh man aise bhagta hun, director ji khela rahe the hum khel rahe the.

Roshni laughter 🤣 🤣

F : wo keh rahe the aise bhagna aise dhekhna toh hum khel rahe the luka chuppi..

Telly Bites

( bites from ITA awads )

F : Nomination hua hai bahut khush hai ab andar jaayengein ab award milega ki nhi pata nhi

Par aasha karte hai ki award mil jaaye ( who say faisal hindi not good ) kyunki bahut dino ke baad nomination hua jo jaha pe attend kar paaye hain, attend nhi kar paate the kyunki hum gujrat mein shoot kar rahe the.

Roshni keep smiling throughout he was speaking awww my baby looks damm gawjuss.

R : bahut excitement hai av andar jaake dhekhte hai kya hota hai, wait to sab kar rahe hai ( ahh her face tes how happy she is )

Mujhe yahi nhi pata ki performance kiski hone waai hai.

F : main sabki performance ke liye wait kar raha hun, mujhe v nhi pata actually par award show mein dance hote hai toh bahut mazaa aata hain.

Sab mehnat karte hain toh sabki performance dhekhne mein mazaa aayega ( urgghhh I want to kill this anil anwari, I and many of them tweeted him so much for faisal performance, but mila kya urgghhh all politics )

F : aa.. har chiz ka alag alag mazaa hai, pratap ka alag hai, phir formal dress ka alag hai, phir main dancer ke kapde mein rehta hun uska alag hai.

Kisi ko compare nhi karna chahiye( so sweet he is, a genuine person )

R : halke kapde mein aise lag raha hai main hawa mein hun.

He he he he he he he he eh eh

F : roshni mujh esirf do baar achi lagi, ek baar dulhan bani thi tab aur shayad aab bahut achi lag rahai

R : haww kitna ganda hai ismein v taunt ( ahhh faisal bhalai ka jamana nhi raha 🤣 )

F : main jaida tarrif nhi karta hun ( challl jhootheee )

Ye pehle hi bol rahi hai hawa mein udd rahi hai isse acha tarif

R : chalo kal shoot pe chalo dhekho.

F : kya ? ( kya wo toh shoot pe pata chala hi hoga )

R : kya wo toh main tumhe dhikhati hun kya.

R : thik lag raha hai, chalo bahut acha lag raha hai sachi sachi bahut acha lag raha hai ( seekho faisal kuch isse )

F : jo v video banata hai sach mein mujhe naam nhi pata ( are naam mein kya rakha hai barkudhar aap bas video dhekhiye aur smile kijiye )

R : aap sab ka dhanyawaad ( ahhh no problem dear )

F : thank you so much aap hamare liye video banate hai.

R : ha ha bahut dhekhe hai ek oh iske mobile mein hi hai. ( aww so sweet )

Ek toh isne bola rafta rafta kisi aur ne koi aur hi rafta bana diya ( ufff praja ko v apne saath phool achi lagti hain, hum besahaare praja jan phool k emaare )

F : bahut mehnat lagti jo scene scne chahiye usse set karna, effects dalna phir usse lyrics by lyrics lagana. ( ahhh hattt difficult, no diifficult kyunki har song mein hume praja hi dhikhta hai, all scenes get set in mind )

Thank you so much aap hamare liye itn akuch karte hai ( huh paraya kar diya )

Bas karte rehiye aasha karte hai (yr ye assha kaun hai )

Saas bahu aur betiyaan :-

( totarmal mera hone waala pati.. ooo aye dhekho )

R : taiyaar ho rahi hai ajabdhe waise taiyaar hone ka shauk toh nhi hai, ekin abhi kuch majbooriyaan hai.

Faisal gives a look kitna jhooth bolti hai "

R : ek sapna hai wo aapko promo dhekh ke hi pata chalega ( ye sapna kaha tha, we say it was for DB UD )

F : ye dono pratap se shaadi karna hahti hai ( ha previous momth on MP there was a sale Buy ne get two free free free free )

Roshni says nhiii

F : ha ha serial mein aise hi dhikha rahe main roz dhekhta hun ( y I feel ki its nots faisal show as he telling serial mein yahi dhikha rahi ahi )

Dono abhi taiyaariyaan kar rahi ek yahan se aarahi hai ek waha se aarahi hai hum v bich se aarahe ( bechara pratap was a sandwih, upar neeche bread bich mein ye tamatar )

F : confusion hi confusion hai solution kuch pata nhi solution jo mila tha saala question kya tha pata nhi ( oyee faisu don't sing you dance only, as atrue fan cum frend I can tell you this. )

Umm, dono se shaadi karna chahta hun ( ayee dono mithai hai jo dono chahiye )

Toh main filhaa ajab ( 2^nd head touch )ajab ke liya main koshsis kar rah ahun ki main isse shaadi kar luun. Totamal kya naam hai

R : toranmal mera hona waala pati

Ooo

F : aye dhekho ab main phool kawar se shaadi kar lun na agar toh pura marwar matab sab ekkaithe ho jaayegi phir akbar ko toh mian sidha kalti phir apna hi rajya chalega.

Telly Buzzz ;-

( shaadi feeling Sone ki dukaan invention )

R : feel

F: feel

R : feel kya hoga.

Acha lag raha hai both says together ( hayeee )

F : acha lag raha matlab vivah hogaya, acah kyun lagega pata nhi mereko ( koi paani pilao isse )

Vivah karna chahte the

R : so ho gaya. Real mein karne ki koi jaurat nhi hai, bahut jhel liya bhaiya ( humne v )

R : aree isko pehen ke jo haalat hui hai

F : enjoy humne chakrapani ki shaadi mein kiya tha dance karke ( we too guys in mangalsutra scene, ring finding cowshed scene kya din the. Jaane kaha gaye wo din .. bas move on )

R : ha chakrapani ki shaadi mein jo pandit ji the wo bahut ache the,

F : haaa

F : aye chakrii ( loll faisal face )

Hawww wahi waale na

R : are bahut toh bahut funny the faisal

F : nhi wo bahut gussa karte the.

R : nhi funnt the

( you too decide ya phir call him I mean panditji nly )

F : first look at ajab, ajabdhe toh waise hi achi lagti hai.

R : bas bol diya sach.

F : hamesha achi lagti hai par aaj kuch jaid ahi achi lag rahai hai

R : alag ag rahi hai.

F : jaise bahut acha kapda pehen kar ye sab naya naya pehen kar ( you doing tarrif or describing something )

Roz purana pehenti hai ek daasi ki tarah rehti hai ( wahi toh main bolun y he is not pulling her leg, hmmm mauke k aintezaar )

R : awww kisne bola alag look tha mera

R : acha lag raha hai, jaisa lagta hai waise hi lag raha hai, aaj pura sone ki dukaan jaisa lag raha hai. Sab kuch pure gold.

Saas Bahu Aur Saazish :-

( dhekhun ki nhi chalo dhekh hi leta hun )

F : waise dhekhna nhi chahiye actually.

R : are are are

F : jab tak mandap mein pahuncha tab tak dhekhna nhi chahiye ( itna shariff kabse )

Kya karun roshni batao dhekhun ya nhi dhekhun batao batao

R : main kyun bataun main kyun puchun tumse

F : tum dhekh sakti ho toh main v dhekh sakta hun.

R : are aisa nhi hai ladkiyaan pehle dhekhti hai, baraat ke tym pe maine tumhe dhekh liya tha

F : chalo acha aaj hi isse pura sona mila hai pura pehen ke aagyi( certified prankster )

R : khud ko toh pehle

F : main matlab sone ke kapde pehen ke aaya ( ab lagta hai modi ji acahe din aagaye Cvs affirding gold cothes )

R : aur upar se green

F : chalala lena apni koi baat nhi

R : nhi ajabdhe bahut seedhi hai

F : waise pratap ki bahut saari shaadiyaan hhui thi ye toh pehli hai ( wink )

Roshni hits him on stomach with elbow ( ladka maar khaane waala kam hi karta hai )

Saas Bahu Aur Saazish :-
(Maharana Pratap Ko Kapde Ki kami)

F : Waise Jaroori nhi h dhoti v pehen rakhi h
R : kisi ko dhekha tha T- Shirt ke saath dhoti pehente h
R : You cant fight with me for this
F : main chahe Hello Hello Hello Hello ek second
main chahe MP ke kapde mein rahun ya na rahun mere paas unki shaakti h (yeah you a MP boy )
F : ab bas apne kaam se kam karo

India Forum
(Roshal forgets History)

F : hum toh soch rahe the ki vivah nhi hoga, hum toh history v bhul chuke the ( tum an bhule hum toh may mein bhule )
History mein ajabdhe ke saath bachpan mein hi vivah ho jaata tha (toh a hi tum kya ho buddhe ho gaye ho kya ) toh hamare show mein aise dhikha rahe the ki laga nhi hoga
itni rukawate ke baad aaj finally vivah hobe jaa raha h
baarat v do dino se le ke nikla hun par pahunch hi nhi rahi h
Roshni Laughter ahh she makes my day
F : aaj finally pahunch gayi h. aaj dhoop mein ekdum. paagal ho gaya tha main.
R : kitne kaale ho gaye ho
F : matlab rejected
R : sun cream nhi lagaya
F : matlab reject
R : bata rahi hun maine reject bola
F : toh finally shaadi ho rahi h panditji pata nhi real mantra padh rahe h pata nhi kahin real mein naa ho jaaye
R : aaj toh sach kehdo faisal
F : nhi aisa lag raha h ki sone ki dukaan raaste mein khadi hai aise chalti phirti sone ki dukaan, tanidhq ka he he he he
nhi bahut achi lag rahi h kitne ke kapde liye ( taarif mein v leg pulling )
R : mujhe nhi pata
F : nhi sach mein aaj mein achi lag rahi h aaj larki lag rahi hai ( gain air din kya Lagti h )
nhi toh roz tom boy ke tarah lagti h
R : haar baar bolta hai achi lag rahi h
F : acha thik h gandi lag rahi h
Roshni again hit him on hand phir maar khaya
R : acha lag raha hai bahut pagdi ke saathaur acha lag raha tha
F : ayee meri pagdi laao
R : chaar din baad mera birthday hai kuch na kuch toh mil hi jaayega
F : umm pata nhi ab ye lo ye lo he gives his ring filhaal ye rakh lo advance mein
R : nhi mujhe nhi chahiye
F : hazaar baar puch chuka hun kya chahiye. sach mein mujhe samjh nhi aaraha kya dun
F : darshako se yahi kehna chahte h ki hamari shaadi dhekhiye aap toh aa nhi paaye ( aapne bulaya ek tweet v kiya invitation ka lekin jo jo ghar pehao wo apne ghar ka khana khaaye aur hamari shaadi enjoy kijiye
ab shaadi kar li hai humne bas shaadi dhekhte rahiye ( loll ye larka much v bolts hair )

[B]Saas Bahu aur Betiyaan
( Pyarr mein phase pratap ajabdhe )

F : hum milte hai ek dusre se propose karne ke liye hota h
Roshni laughs silently ( an Faisal if you will say like this toh anybody will laugh name re baba )
F : milne waale hote h ki hansaa maasi ji milti hain bolti hsin thik hun main mil lungi baad mein
uske baad ek sainikh aata hai aur mujhe bolta hai chali mujhe bulaya hai
chalo bulava aaya hai sing roshni
He makes a candle and fit it in his finger ( how he did I tried once par but finger got burnt, )
Faisal controlling his laugh sach bolun he is feelibg shy
F : keval aapke liye
Ye hum.ajabdhe ko batana chahte hai ki hummein kitni shakti h
R : ek ungli pe main roshni ko utha liya ( she means light )
F : ek ungli pe main roshni utha sakta hun ( he means roshu, you think her govardhan parwat kya )
toh pichle epidode mein maine jo maine isse good mein uthaya tha ab mai unglu pe utha sakta hun.

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