Kyunki Main Sindoora Hoon...

😆Hello Friends, you must have watched BR.Chopra's epic Mahabharat..In the begining of the every episode he introduce the new way of story telling thru Samay..Time.. 'Main Samay Hoon"...😛😃

Here our Creatives has Sindoora, cos she knows each and everything going to happen in future and of her family and her surroundings..she knows Past, Present and Future of all.😛 then why she waste the time of Lipstick waale babajee?😆😆

Main Sindoora Hoon.😡..Samay se pahle chalne waali Sindoora..jisse har ek insaan ki chaal ka, uske jeene ka, rahne ka, kya sochta hai, har baat ki jaankaari rakhti hoon..Uski zindagi ko kaise change karna hai, usse kya banaana hai, jo chahoon kar sakti hoon, kyunki Samay meri mutthi mein hai... Main Sindoora Hoon😉..😛

Abh SV ki hi baat lo, main jaanti thi ki woh mera kuch nahi bighaad sakte, maine hi Sagar ko pagal banaya, usko bahut baar maarne ki koshish ki, Vidya ka bhi yehi haal kiya.. 😉 Mere baap ne saari property mere is pagal, sautele bhai ke naam kar di aur mujhe kuch bhi haath nahi aaya. is liye maine uski taqdeer apne haathon se likhi...bechare dono ko mere haathon se marna padha tha, abh SV ne AD ka doosra janam lekar badla lene aaye hain..lekin yeh mera kuch nahi kar sakte hain..kyunki Samay meri mutthi mein aur Main Sindoora Hoon...😉

Maine Aniket ki zindagi barbaad ki, usko apni mutthi mein rakha. jaise chaha waisa nachaaya.Ramba-samba dance karwaaya😆.lekin woh mera kuch nuksaan na kar saka😛Main Sindoora hoon

Maine Bua jee ka moonh bandh karwa diya..bechari Canada toh nahi jaa saki, Bhatinda pahuncha diya..😆

Sagar ki amma ko ghar mein hi qaid karke rakha aur injections de dekar usko nikammi bana diya hai..😛kyunki Main Sindoora Hoon

Rajeev ki maine Khattiya kadhi ki hui hai, us bechaare ko yeh pata nahi hai ki, usse Constipation hai ya Loose motions hai..😆😛Main Sindoora Hoon..😆

Mahua ko maine kathputli banaya hai, dimaag ki shortage ho gayi thi, tab hi hamare ghar mein iska janam hua tha.😆

Chandramukhi ka janam, amavasya aur Grahan ke din hua tha, isliye uske chahre se hansi aise gayab hai jaise bijli ka switch nikaal dene se bijli gayab hoti hai..😆😆Main Sindoora hoon..😆

Samraat ko maine Sagar ke jaise remote control wala puppy bana diya, jaisa chahoon, woh waisa hi karta hai, jaise ek puppy apne boss ki baat hamesha maanta hai.😉.😛.Main Sindoora hoon..😉

Main jab chaahe, jahan chaahe, jaise chahe, kahin bhi, kaise bhi, kabhi bhi, aa jaa sakti hoon, kyunki Main Sindoora Hoon, Samay meri mutthi mein hai...😆

Creatives mera kuch nahi kar sakte hain, kyunki woh mere bina ek din bhi nahi chal sakenge..unka dimaag, aankhen, akal, sochna, sab kuch main hoon, sirf main, woh log meri ungliyon per bharat natyam karte hain.😆..unka remote mere haathon mein hai...mujhe banaane waale hi aaj meri mutthi mein hain, meri qaid mein hain, kyunki main Sindoora Hoon..😆

Sabki Naak mein dum karke rakha hua hai, sab ki hawa tight ki hui hai, mujhe koi nahi maar sakta hai, kyunki main Sindoora Hoon...😆Isliye toh creatives mujhe Zinda rakhne ke liye kya kya nahi karte hain, kitne papad belte hain, whole sale mein, aaj woh Lijjat papad factory ko beat kar sakte hain...😆sirf Mujhe Zinda rakhne ke liye..Main Sindoora Hoon...😆

Waiting for ur chatpati comments and views...add some more if you like the concept?..😃

Set_raj...😃

you couldn't have said it better
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Originally posted by: christmas19

you couldn't have said it better
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Thanks a lot dear...😊😃

omg omg Raj ur posts are soo funny 😆 Iknow she is the only daaayan in this t.V serial world jise ek bhi baar zor ka thappad nahi pada kaho to main hi woh punya ka kaam kardoon..??? 😆

kaaashhhhh 😍

Originally posted by: dollyandpinky

omg omg Raj ur posts are soo funny 😆 Iknow she is the only daaayan in this t.V serial world jise ek bhi baar zor ka thappad nahi pada kaho to main hi woh punya ka kaam kardoon..??? 😆

kaaashhhhh 😍

thanks..wait...tumhein dolly kahoon yah pinky? yah judwa ho?..😆yea she is the only daayan ..and daayans never die..😆😛

Haan ek nahi dus maaro..maine ek post banayi thi Sindoora ko thappar maarne ki..usmein sau maaro aur ek count karo..yeh condition thi...abh kitni maarogi?.😃.but if she cried thn hundred more..😆

kaash ki koi ginti hi naa hoti use thapad maarne ke liye 😛 😆 😆 waise we are sisters.... right now this is Pinky 😊 😃

Originally posted by: dollyandpinky

kaash ki koi ginti hi naa hoti use thapad maarne ke liye 😛 😆 😆 waise we are sisters.... right now this is Pinky 😊 😃

Thanks Pinky..👏ur right, there shud be no limit at all...tie her with pole in the middle of the road and each and every passerby has to slap her..as mny they want😆...if someone doesnt slap, thn he or she will be punished..😆

Originally posted by: dollyandpinky

kaash ki koi ginti hi naa hoti use thapad maarne ke liye 😛 😆 😆 waise we are sisters.... right now this is Pinky 😊 😃

So you dont together always?..who comes on this forum more?😊

Great post Raj 👏 👏
well said

I totally agree with you

Originally posted by: jaanlover

Great post Raj 👏 👏
well said

I totally agree with you

Reena it is so irritating the way she says all those thing, she can do anything..looks funny and unbelievable...thers no one in BMTD except bhootni all over..😉😃

Thanks reena..😊