Sindoora has some very ghisa pita same innovative killing ideas which she has finally decided to put down in a book for first time goons and murderers.
KILLING FOR DUMMIES
1. Runover Truck: If you want the murder to look like an accident, try this. It is also very simple to implement. Hire a reliable goon who is good at driving a truck very harshly. Get your victim to drive in the wrong direction or you can send him/her to the mandir. Hit their car from the back so they fall in the ditch. This one always works. Even if your victim doesn't die, they are for sure to lose their memory, get paralyzed or go into a coma for atleast 20 years.
2. Set them on fire: This one says it for itself. You can either burn the car of your victim or you set fire to their hut. They might be able to escape but it is a good trick to create terror. This trick could become easier if the victim is a woman and believes in pooja-paath. You could just take the diya and set their saree to fire. You could get lucky and even if they are not dead the victim has good chances of losing his/her mental stability.
3. Beating up: If you are rich, this one is for you. Its easy and affordable. Just pay the goons and they will run around all over the town behind your victim chasing him down until he gets beaten up. This however, could work against you as your victim might remember stuff from the past.
4. Shoot 'em down: This one you do it yourself to make sure that your victim is killed. Take them to a secluded area and shoot your victim in front of your eyes. If you are amongst a crowd of people get someone else to pull out the gun and act like you are stopping them but trick them into pulling the trigger. This one has proved to work time and again. It is a sure shot formula.
5. Plug off the ventilator: If any of the above methods do not work and your victim gets taken to the hospital and there are chances of them surviving or if you see that they pose a threat to you there is a very easy trick. Go and unplug the ventilator. The wire is right there and there are no nurses or doctors around to observe what you are doing. If you happen to see someone coming turn it back on soon. Most of the time it will be lover of the victim who will then start thinking you are mahaan like a god and you can use them to your convinience.
By Sindoora Pratap (Aniket) Singh
Cricket
