😉😛Dumb Sindoora's Sins...Jokes...😛😉
Hello friends, Raj here again with some more jokes on Sindoora Aunty...hope you will enjoy them...😃😛😉
1...Newlywed Chandramukhi phones Sindoora and sobs, "Harsh doesn't appreciate the things I do for him."
"Now, now, dear," Sindoora replies, in an attempt to comfort her. "I'm sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, Sindoora Di," the young Chandramukhi wails, "I bought a frozen turkey loaf for his birthday and he screamed at me because of the price."
"Well, that is being a little cheap," Sindoora agrees. "Those turkey rolls don't cost more than a few of Rupees."
"It wasn't the cost of the turkey roll he was upset about, Sindoora Di," says Chandramukhi, "it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket?" What are you talking about?" asks the confused Sindoora. "Why did you need an airplane ticket?"
"Well, Sindoora Di," Chandramukhi explains, "when I went to prepare the turkey roll, I checked the directions on the back. It said, 'Prepare from a frozen state', so I flew to Kashmir!"😆😉Haay tera beda gark ho..😆
2...Sindoora came running up to Aniket in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!
He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"
He asked, "What do you mean, 'more?'"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Pharmacy and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!!"😆😆😆uuuiiMaaaaa..😆
3...Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 9th-story office.
Sindoora, his voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation for the action but said that her boss had been acting peculiarly ever since she started working for him, a month ago.
"After my very first week on the job," Sindoora said, "I received a raise. At the end of the second week he called me into his private office, gave me a lovely black nightie, five pairs of nylon stockings and said, 'These are for a beautiful efficient secretary.'
"At the end of the third week he gave me a fabulous mink stole. Then, this afternoon, he called me into his private office again, presented me with this fabulous diamond bracelet and asked me if I could consider making love to him and what it would cost."
"I told him that I would, and because he had been so nice to me, he could have it for just 500 bucks, although I was charging all the other guys in the office one thousand. That's when he jumped out the window."😆😉😆Taporan😛
4...Sindoora was in jail serving 30 years for her crimes against AD. After serving about 12, she's notified that her uncle has died and left her over Rs.Ten million.
Sindoora was so happy when the warden gave her the news, that she made a promise to put the money in a trust fund until she was released. The warden asked her if there was anything she wanted to buy before tying up the money.
Sindoora said she had read a lot about computers and wanted a PC. The warden agreed and got her a computer - a brand new Compaq. After a few weeks, the warden visited her in her cell to see how she was doing. To her amazement, she saw the computer smashed on the floor.
The warden asked her what happened and Sindoora said it didn't work properly and that it would not even complete the simplest of tasks.
The warden asked her what she wanted the computer to do, and Sindoora said she just wanted one simple task, but the computer couldn't perform it.
Sindoora said, "I hit the Escape key and nothing happened, I hit the key again and still nothing, I am still here. I think I'm going to sue Compaq."😆😆haiillaaaaa...Shaitaan khopdi...tu nahi sudhregi ...😆
I hope you must have enjoyed reading this Sindoora's sins..Waiting for your views and comments...😃
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