Sindoora and Samraat ke Jokes...😛
Hello friends back again..some more jokes on Sindoora and Samraat..hope you will enjoy reading them..😊
1...Bharat asked his father Aniket, "How did the human race come about?"
Aniket answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made."
A few days later, Bharat asked his mother Sindoora the same question. Sindoora answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."
The confused Bharat returns to Aniket and says, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Mom says we developed from monkeys?"
Aniket answers, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your mother told you about his side."👏😆
2...Aniket sitting at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression.
The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
Aniket said, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
The bartender said, "That should make you happy."
Aniket sadly shook his head and said, "Not when the month is up today!"😆😆
3...Aniket to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khidki
se koodh kar jaan dena chati hai.
manager: so .. sir what can i do?
Aniket: abey khidki nahi khul rahi hai..😆😃
4...Sindoora the Doctor patient ke peechey bhaag rahi thi.
ek admi ne poocha kya hua?
Sindoora tha Doctor: Chaar baar aisa hi hua hai besharm kameena brain ka opreation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa ke chala aata hai...... 😆😆😆
5...Samraat : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Kaamna : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!😆
Hope you must have enjoyed readin them..waiting for your views and comments.
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God Bless You All...😊
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