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K, guys this is a Reality show FF!!
The story begins in Mumbai after the shooting of BMTD! 😳
Scene 1:
Director: Cut!! Cut! Bahut Badiya shot tha, Sindooraji!
Spotboy: Sindooraji, aapne jo chikoo milkshake maanga tha, woh nahin hai unke paas! 😕
Sindoora: (Laughs loudly) 😆 😆 Agli baar mujhse agar tumne kaha ki nahin hai toh apni naukri ko bhool jaana samjhe!!
Spotboy: Sorry Sindooraji!! Aage se nahin hoga!
Sindoora: Acha theek hai ab jaaoo aur agar 20 minutes mein nahin laye toh apne liye Banaras ka ticket lete aana!!
Director still standing there.
Sindoora: Director sahab mujhe aapse kuch baat karni hai! Zara mere vanity mein!! 5 minute mein! Samjhe??
Director: Ji Bilkul!!
After 5 minutes:
Sindoora: Yeh ho kya raha hai yahaan par?? Maine BMTD karne ke liye haan kaha tha kyonki serial ki lead Sindoora thi!! Lekin yahaan par toh Amar Divya ko itna role mil raha hai!! Unka role itna bada kyon hai?
Director: Kya karen madam, script ki demand hai!
Sindoora: Kya matlab script ki demand hai? 😡 Aisa hai toh script ko badlo!! Sindoora ko heroine bana do aur Divya ko vamp bana do! Nahin to mujhe kaam nahin karna yahaan! Mujhe bahut saare offers aa rahe hai! Comedy circus mein mujhe comedy karna hai!!
Director: Lekin aap comedy nahin kar sakti!!! 😕 Aapke contract mein likha hai ki aap sirf negative roles kar sakti hai aur agar aapne aur kuch kiya toh producer aapko court le jayega aur shayad hamein aapko replace karna padega!! 😕
Sindoora: Toh kar do replace! 😡 Main koi airi gairi actress thode hi hoon!! Jaa kar keh do apne producer se ki main chod rahi hoon! Jaakar dhoondo koi doosri Sindoora apne liye!! 😡 😡
Director: Lekin phir show ka kya hoga? Aapke bina show ki TRPs nahin badengi!! Aapko aur paisa chahiye to aapko milega lekin aap comedy nahin kar sakti, aur kisi bhi singing ya dancing reality show nahin kar sakti! Aur agar aapne kuch bhi contract ke bahar kiya toh channel aapko blacklist kar dega aur phir aapko koi aur replace kar dega!!
Sindoora: Jaaoo jaake kehdo ki doosri Sindoora dhoond ke laaoo!! Main bhi dekhto hoon, mujhe kaun replace karta hai!! Sindoora ko replace karna mushkil hi nahin.. Namumkin hai!! 😡
Scene 2:
Sharad: Oh Directorji!! Suniye toh , yeh maine kya suna hai!! Sindoora ko replace kar rahe hain kya?
Dir: Haan Sharad yaar!! Kya karen bahut kaha unse, singing aur dancing phir bhi allow kar sakte hain lekin unhe comedy karni hai!! Agar woh comedy karne lagengi to phir koi bhi unse nahin darega!! 😕 Channel ne usse blacklist kar diya hai aur nayi Sindoora ki talash jaari hai!
Sharad: Lekin aise kaise blacklist kar sakte hain?
Dir: Arre mere bhai yahan par kuch bhi ho sakta hai! Aur writers ne unka exit likh diya hai! Aur Sindoora wapas aayegi ek naye twist ke saath!! 😳
Sharad: Kaun hai nayi Sindoora??
Dir: 😆 😆 Koi darne waali baat nahin hai!! Hamare team mein se hi hai!!
Sharad: Lekin kaun?? 😕
Dir goes and whispers something into his ears!!
Sharad: Kya?? 😕 Aisa kaise ho sakta hai??
Dir: Maine kaha na kuch bhi ho sakta hai!! Channel ne bhi iske liye manzoori de di hai!! 😉
Scene 3:
Sharad: Tum mujhe chhod ke nahin jaa sakti,Divya!!
Divyanka: Sharad, maine kaha na.. 😡 Chhodo mujhe!! Ur hurting me!! ðŸ˜
S: Jo bhi hua anjaane mein hua!! Jaan bhooj ke maine kuch nahin kiya!
D: Haan, galat toh main hoon na.. Tum toh doodh ke dhule huye ho!! 😡
S: Maine pehle hi kaha tha tumse ki mujhse koi ummeed mat rakhna!!
D: Haan main hi paagal thi jo tum jaise insaan pe itna bharosa kiya... aur tumne cheee mujhe toh kehte huye bhi sharam aati hai kehte huye!! 😡
S: Isme galat kya hai? Tum toh aise baat kar rahi ho jaise tumne kabhi bhi kisi se pyar nahin kiya hai!! 😕
D: Kiya hai, bahut pyaar kiya hai!! Itni si baat tum kyun nahin samajh sakte!! 😡
S: Isme main kya samjhoon!! 😕
D: Main tumse pyaar karti hoon buddhu!! Itne dino se tumse yahi kehna chahti hoon ki main tumse pyar karti hoon! lekin tumhe to sirf "HOT" ladkiyan pasand hai na!! Jaaoo naa unke paas mere saath yahaan par kya kar rahe ho!! 😠😠ðŸ˜
S is shocked!! 😕
FREEZE POINT!! 😛 Credits rolling!! 😃 😆
Kaisa laga FF?? 😳
The story begins in Mumbai after the shooting of BMTD! 😳
Scene 1:
Director: Cut!! Cut! Bahut Badiya shot tha, Sindooraji!
Spotboy: Sindooraji, aapne jo chikoo milkshake maanga tha, woh nahin hai unke paas! 😕
Sindoora: (Laughs loudly) 😆 😆 Agli baar mujhse agar tumne kaha ki nahin hai toh apni naukri ko bhool jaana samjhe!!
Spotboy: Sorry Sindooraji!! Aage se nahin hoga!
Sindoora: Acha theek hai ab jaaoo aur agar 20 minutes mein nahin laye toh apne liye Banaras ka ticket lete aana!!
Director still standing there.
Sindoora: Director sahab mujhe aapse kuch baat karni hai! Zara mere vanity mein!! 5 minute mein! Samjhe??
Director: Ji Bilkul!!
After 5 minutes:
Sindoora: Yeh ho kya raha hai yahaan par?? Maine BMTD karne ke liye haan kaha tha kyonki serial ki lead Sindoora thi!! Lekin yahaan par toh Amar Divya ko itna role mil raha hai!! Unka role itna bada kyon hai?
Director: Kya karen madam, script ki demand hai!
Sindoora: Kya matlab script ki demand hai? 😡 Aisa hai toh script ko badlo!! Sindoora ko heroine bana do aur Divya ko vamp bana do! Nahin to mujhe kaam nahin karna yahaan! Mujhe bahut saare offers aa rahe hai! Comedy circus mein mujhe comedy karna hai!!
Director: Lekin aap comedy nahin kar sakti!!! 😕 Aapke contract mein likha hai ki aap sirf negative roles kar sakti hai aur agar aapne aur kuch kiya toh producer aapko court le jayega aur shayad hamein aapko replace karna padega!! 😕
Sindoora: Toh kar do replace! 😡 Main koi airi gairi actress thode hi hoon!! Jaa kar keh do apne producer se ki main chod rahi hoon! Jaakar dhoondo koi doosri Sindoora apne liye!! 😡 😡
Director: Lekin phir show ka kya hoga? Aapke bina show ki TRPs nahin badengi!! Aapko aur paisa chahiye to aapko milega lekin aap comedy nahin kar sakti, aur kisi bhi singing ya dancing reality show nahin kar sakti! Aur agar aapne kuch bhi contract ke bahar kiya toh channel aapko blacklist kar dega aur phir aapko koi aur replace kar dega!!
Sindoora: Jaaoo jaake kehdo ki doosri Sindoora dhoond ke laaoo!! Main bhi dekhto hoon, mujhe kaun replace karta hai!! Sindoora ko replace karna mushkil hi nahin.. Namumkin hai!! 😡
Scene 2:
Sharad: Oh Directorji!! Suniye toh , yeh maine kya suna hai!! Sindoora ko replace kar rahe hain kya?
Dir: Haan Sharad yaar!! Kya karen bahut kaha unse, singing aur dancing phir bhi allow kar sakte hain lekin unhe comedy karni hai!! Agar woh comedy karne lagengi to phir koi bhi unse nahin darega!! 😕 Channel ne usse blacklist kar diya hai aur nayi Sindoora ki talash jaari hai!
Sharad: Lekin aise kaise blacklist kar sakte hain?
Dir: Arre mere bhai yahan par kuch bhi ho sakta hai! Aur writers ne unka exit likh diya hai! Aur Sindoora wapas aayegi ek naye twist ke saath!! 😳
Sharad: Kaun hai nayi Sindoora??
Dir: 😆 😆 Koi darne waali baat nahin hai!! Hamare team mein se hi hai!!
Sharad: Lekin kaun?? 😕
Dir goes and whispers something into his ears!!
Sharad: Kya?? 😕 Aisa kaise ho sakta hai??
Dir: Maine kaha na kuch bhi ho sakta hai!! Channel ne bhi iske liye manzoori de di hai!! 😉
Scene 3:
Sharad: Tum mujhe chhod ke nahin jaa sakti,Divya!!
Divyanka: Sharad, maine kaha na.. 😡 Chhodo mujhe!! Ur hurting me!! ðŸ˜
S: Jo bhi hua anjaane mein hua!! Jaan bhooj ke maine kuch nahin kiya!
D: Haan, galat toh main hoon na.. Tum toh doodh ke dhule huye ho!! 😡
S: Maine pehle hi kaha tha tumse ki mujhse koi ummeed mat rakhna!!
D: Haan main hi paagal thi jo tum jaise insaan pe itna bharosa kiya... aur tumne cheee mujhe toh kehte huye bhi sharam aati hai kehte huye!! 😡
S: Isme galat kya hai? Tum toh aise baat kar rahi ho jaise tumne kabhi bhi kisi se pyar nahin kiya hai!! 😕
D: Kiya hai, bahut pyaar kiya hai!! Itni si baat tum kyun nahin samajh sakte!! 😡
S: Isme main kya samjhoon!! 😕
D: Main tumse pyaar karti hoon buddhu!! Itne dino se tumse yahi kehna chahti hoon ki main tumse pyar karti hoon! lekin tumhe to sirf "HOT" ladkiyan pasand hai na!! Jaaoo naa unke paas mere saath yahaan par kya kar rahe ho!! 😠😠ðŸ˜
S is shocked!! 😕
FREEZE POINT!! 😛 Credits rolling!! 😃 😆
Kaisa laga FF?? 😳
Jhanak
