Dumb-Sindoora....Jokes read it..

😆Dumb-Sindoora ...😆

Hello friends back again with some more jokes on Aniket, Sindoora and Chandra-Dukhi..sorry mukhi.😆

Aniket is back again giving Sindoora fitting replies. Chandramukhi another dumb is at her best in last joke.

Hope you will love these jokes.😊

1)..Sindoora:-If marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?
Aniket : the days after marriage


2)..Sindoor:-During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
Aniket:-He is given his last chance to run away.👏

3)Aniket to Sindoora...January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for you have never changed..... ..
you....
are....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!! 😆

4)...Aniket leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
Sindoora decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
Aniket was stunned for a while but then smiled "IT REALLY WORKS"!! (..Haaillaa sach mein..kash yeh sach ho jaldi se)

5)...Aniket to sindoora:-

ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

6)..Sindoora once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by her.

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where she wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.

7)..Sindoora : "What do you like most in me: my pretty face or my body?"

Aniket replied:- looking at her from head to toe
"I like your sense of Humor"..(Uiimaa, Aniket ekdum sahi kaha..naa akal naa shakal..😆)

8)..Once Chandramukhi had to learn two essays for the exam. One is about friend and the other is about father. She had studied only about friend. But in the exam the essay asked was about father. Chandramukhi dint give up. She replaced father with friend in the essay and it read:

"I am a very fatherly person, I have lots of fathers, My best father is my neighbor."

She ended the essay as, "A father in need is a father in deed....!"(Hailaa kitne baap hain tere dukhi jee)😆

I hope you must have enjoyed reading them..

Keep Smiling..

God Bless You All.

Set_raj...😊

wow Raj.
your jokes are getting
better & better! 🤣🤣
i'm firsttt ! 🥳

haha, but sachi muchi,
keep it up.

love, Manisha

wow raj ur great asusal 👏 👏 keep up ur good work

Originally posted by: xmanisha

wow Raj.
your jokes are getting
better & better! 🤣🤣
i'm firsttt ! 🥳

haha, but sachi muchi,
keep it up.

love, Manisha

manisha thanks a ton dear..😃

Yup ur the first one to post..😃

God Bless You..😊

sure will post more in future.😊

Originally posted by: mytri

wow raj ur great asusal 👏 👏 keep up ur good work

mytri thanks a ton dear for ur compliment.😊.sure will post more in future..Keep smiling😃

🤣 Your jokes are funny as always....Thats one thing i wait for impateintly... 👏 👏 👏
Loved the wish one still makin me laugh. 😆 😆
So plz make some more jokes and post it soon as possible. 😃
Ayesha 😊

Originally posted by: chand pari

🤣 Your jokes are funny as always....Thats one thing i wait for impateintly... 👏 👏 👏
Loved the wish one still makin me laugh. 😆 😆
So plz make some more jokes and post it soon as possible. 😃
Ayesha 😊

Ayesha thanks a ton dear for ur compliments..😃

yep thts a cool one..wish it comes true for Aniket and also for us..😆😆

Sure will post some more future soon..😊

keep smiling.😊.
God Bless You.😊

Originally posted by: chand pari

🤣 Your jokes are funny as always....Thats one thing i wait for impateintly... 👏 👏 👏
Loved the wish one still makin me laugh. 😆 😆
So plz make some more jokes and post it soon as possible. 😃
Ayesha 😊

As soon as possible..?😆ok Ayesha..will do it soon and post it just for you.😊

🤣 Raj your jokes are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆Can't stop laughing!!!

I especially love this one: It is so very true in the case of Aniket. Poor guy!

1)..Sindoora:-If marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?
Aniket : the days after marriage

Originally posted by: -Mystery-

🤣 Raj your jokes are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆Can't stop laughing!!!

I especially love this one: It is so very true in the case of Aniket. Poor guy!

1)..Sindoora:-If marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?
Aniket : the days after marriage

Thanks a ton Mystery for ur compliemt...😊Yea ur right Poor chap Aniket..A Saint has got Daayan as his wife..😆

I hv to think about the characters and post the jokes which fits them..😊