😆 Sindoora the Teacher...😆
Hello friends, here are some more new jokes on Sindoora the Teacher, hope you are going to enjoy them.
1)...One day a 6 year old girl Muskaan was sitting in a classroom. Sindoora the teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. She asked a little boy Rahul.
Sindoora: Rahul do you see the tree outside?
Rahul: Yes.
Sindoora: Rahul, do you see the grass outside?
Rahul: Yes.
Sindoora: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
Rahul: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
Sindoora: Did you see God?
Rahul: No.
Sindoora: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.
A little girl Muskaan spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. Sindoora agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
Muskaan: Rahul, do you see the tree outside?
Rahul: Yes.
Muskaan: Rahul do you see the grass outside?
Rahul: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
Muskaan: Did you see the sky?
Rahul: Yessssss
Muskaan: Rahul, do you see the teacher?
Rahul: Yes
Muskaan: Do you see her brain?
Rahul: No
Muskaan: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!😆👏😆( Hailaa definetly brain nahi hai usko)
2)...A little girl Sonam was talking to her teacher Sindoora about whales.
Sindoora said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
Sonam stated that John was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, Sindoora reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
Sonam said, When I get to heaven I will ask John.
Sindoora asked, What if John went to hell?
Sonam replied- Then you ask him.😆😆(hailaa Sindoora gayi hell mein)
3)...Sindoora was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.."
"Yes,"Aryan a student said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"A little fellow Roshan shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."😆👏
| 4)...Sindoora wanted to reach her husband Aniket on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son Bharat to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After Bharat had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile. 5)...Sindoora:What is the fullform of maths?. Vijay replied: Mentally Affected Teachers Harrasing Students😆
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