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Posted: 18 years ago
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You know…. I am beginning to like Surpanika better than our Sita Devi (Vidya).😕 She actually has a brain and knows how to use it too!😛 Which is asking a lot from our Vidya rani! 😛

Scene opens up with Chachi420 waking up Laddu and tells her that she needs to keep Vrat for Ocean too. Laddu (Dumpty) says she likes Humpty (Harsh) and will keep Vrat for him (I can hear love in the air…..Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall…. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… la la la). Chachi420 asks her to shut up and tells her with a lot of glee that Vidya will be kicked out of the house today coz she will be keeping a Karva Chauth Vrat for Humpty and not Ocean and the entire household will come to know of it as soon as Humpty breaks her fast. Once she is kicked out, Dumpty can marry Ocean. Great plan! Like the Surpanika gang will spare her? 😕

Vidya is talking to her mom and telling her in no uncertain terms that she will be keeping fast for Ocean and noone else. (Why don't u try telling this to the good for nothing rotten egg Humpty instead?😕)

Everyone (Surpanika, Mahuwa, Chandra O) are sitting at the dining table when Humpty arrives at the table and starts eating an apple. Mahuwa is tempted coz she is also keeping Vrat for her good for nothing husband. She even has an empty plate in front of her…. (Excuse me… but what is that empty plate for? To make you feel like you ate something?😕😆). Chandra O starts teasing Vidya that she is keeping Vrat for a mad man and Humpty defends her saying that she is keeping Vrat for the one she loves blah blah…… and leaves.

Surpanika opens her big mouth and tells everyone to keep quiet and asks Vidya to carry on with her fast… Vidya leaves the scene.

Mahuwa and Chandra O are surprised at their sister's behavior…to which Surpanika responds that she is going to see whose fast and prayers have more strength, Vidya's or hers' (I didn't know you can fast for other ppl's unhappiness…. Oh well!😕).

Next Chachi420 is trying to cheat by eating a samosa when Dumpty does not let her! (ya! Too many calories!). Shalu says she has also kept a fast… Chachi420 asks her who she kept the fast for… Shalu dreams of all the three men in the house namely, Karthik, Chinnu and Humpty (Thank god she spared Mr. Ocean and Mr.India!!😛😆). Her mom says that she has to keep the fast only for Ocean (okay mom! Whatever you say mom! Like I care mom!😛😆) Shalu takes an apple and starts eating and asks her mom to keep lying coz she is an expert at it. (Wow! This gal has more brains than our Vidya Rani! She even knows her mom lies!!!!👏) .


Chachi420 again attempts to steal a samosa when Sagar comes just in time and stops her. Chachi420 says she is not taking it coz she is fasting for Karva Chauth. Sagar wants to know what it is and Sagar's mom calls him over and explains to him that Vidya has also kept a fast for his long and healthy life. Sagar goes jumping to Surpanika and tells her very excitedly that Vidya is a nice gal coz she has kept a fast for him and he starts to eat a samosa. Surpanika stops him and says how can he eat when Vidya is fasting? He should also fast coz it is wrong to be indebt to someone else (In that case, God owes me a lot of debt for all the fasting I have done! I would like to be paid back in lots of $$$$ please……😳😆). Sagar agrees to fast along with Vidya.

Sagar's mom comes over to drop some tonic into Ocean😆 but Sagar refuses saying he is also fasting for Vidya. Sagar's mom applies to Surpanika for help but of course our Nagin refuses (mai teri dushman… dushman hoon tera… main nagin tu akela (sorry! changed the lyrics!😛)……………………) and tells Sagar's mom that she would not like to interfere between husband and wife's matters (yes! she only limits herself to peeping through their bedroom window and walking into their bedroom without knocking.....😛😆)

Vidya's MIL comes over and gives her a saree to wear for Karwa Chauth and leaves. H2 comes over with another saree and asks her to wear that only….and starts eve-teasing her as usual🤢. He is interrupted by a phone call by which time Vidya manages to escape from there. Chandra O walks by and picks up the saree and looks at H2 lovingly (Yes! Why don't you two pair up and become water and just drain away into some gutter?!haaN?😛😆). Humpty has no option but to let Chandra O walk away with the saree. 😛

Everyone is getting ready for the function and Sagar is dancing and playing around with some ppl…..

Dumpty spots Chinnu and tells him that she kept a fast … chinnu escapes from there.. he does not want to even know what she is upto! (good thinking!👏)

Dumpty then spots Humpty and tells him that she kept a fast…. Humpty says good good and runs away from there… (Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall…. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall….la la la 😳).

Dumpty then spots Karthik and tells him that she kept a fast…. Mahuwa from behind asks her who has she kept the fast for?

Then they show Vidya coming out with her bridal dress….(very very pretty 😳….such a pity….all beauty and no brains…..). Just then Sagar faints……everyone is fussing around him…. Sagar's mom asks Chinnu to go call the doctor. Surpanika says there is no need to call the doctor… he has not taken his medicine and that is why he has fainted. Sagar's mom asks him to take the medicine but he refuses saying he will not have anything until Vidya has something. Surpanika asks Vidya to break her fast…at this point Vidya stands up all shocked! And asks Surpanika as to how she can break the fast? (Just put food in your mouth and chew! Simple!!😕). Vidya says it is unlucky to do this. Surpanika says the very person for whom she is keeping this fast is dying and she is talking about not breaking her fast to save him? (I completely agree with the Nagin! 👏I think eating some food to save your husband's life is not a bad thing!🤢 It could be much worse… .like not eating for example….😕). Surpanika challenges Vidya and tells her that she needs to make a decision about either breaking her fast and saving her husband or let him suffer (and maybe die…) to keep her fast. Vidya is looking at Surpanika all shocked! (yes! It is confirmed! She does not have a brain!🤢)

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Posted: 18 years ago
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CLASSE u got a classic way of riting!!! way to go!!
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Originally posted by: crazyfan

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CLASSE u got a classic way of riting!!! way to go!!

Thanks a bunch! 😃😆 I do love compliments! 😳😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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ohh!!! that was tooooooo goood!!! made my day. after a 🤢 day at work it was too much to read the rona dhona. your update was just waht ineeded.. thanks alot!!!! 😆

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