Musings from Mahiyavanshi mansion

The atmosphere in the forum is tense and so here is some fun at DM's expense. Here goes. For more entertainment value please read the disclaimer before the actual post.

DM comes to a silent breakfast table. Toral is waiting dutifully.

DM: Arre beta tum? Mara chai? Aur khava matey?

Toral: Uncle, please help yourself to some oatmeal with bananas. I will add raisins and two almonds to make the meal balanced. Chai with its caffeine and tannin content will give you gastritis so early in the morning. How about fresh orange juice?

DM: (mouth open like a goldfish) Er, mujhe bhookh nahin.

He stomps off to work.

Now Baa and Bapuji have a wicked plan in mind. They cook many recipes with the only veges available at home --Aaloo and DRUMSTICK.

DM comes for dinner and Baa tells him : Dekho beta, mein akeli bazaar nahin jaa saki. Aaj zara kha lena haan? This Champakali is on annual leave. She has gone for a "powdered oriental pearl facial" to enhance her complexion. I did not have the heart to refuse her you know!

DM: Arre Baa, Vando nahin. Chaalse.

He eats and goes to his room to sulk.

After an hour DM lumbers to Baa's room and suddenly hears a song from the shower, "Sajna hein mujhe, sajna ke liye, zara uljhe latt savarunlu, zara ang ka rang niharulu".

DM's frown intensifies.

Baa: Woh Santu naha rahi hain na bechari. Tum ne toh usey kamre se nikaal diya.

DM: Dufford! Eh Baa, khana mein shu banaya. Mujhe ghabramand ho raha hai. Soh nahin paa raha hoon.

Bapuji: Kyon? Aaja mere saath "Satyam Shivam Sundaram" dekho. The dress designer of this movie should get a "Bhaskar award"! Very creative work! See nah!

Baa: Dharamraj, mere saath "Bhoole bisre geet" dekho. Saare "Barsaat" vaale gaane aa rahe hein.

Amitabh ka "Aaj rapat jaaye to humhe nah utthiyo"

Poor DM looks poleaxed! Stomps back to his room for a cold shower.

He is missing Santu big time. (Et tu Brute! Then fall Caesar!)

'In life you will never know what you have been missing until it arrives .. and you will never know what you have got until it is missing ..'

Disclaimer: In south India, there is an old grandmother's tale that DRUMSTICK has aphrodisiac properties. However, please note the results may vary with volume of consumption.

Chalia you are a real sweetheart..I am actually devastated with yesterdays OUTBURST by DM..specially to Santu..that too when he said.."Accha hua meine tumse koi SAMBANDH nahin joda.."...!!! That was really sad..he shoudl not have said that in front of everyone..yaar..Pata nahin abb aage kya hoga..😭..But I am sure it will be interesting as you have said we only miss things when they are not around or we realise how much we love someone..when away from them..and also..DM has everyright to get angry on his Wife..But I felt he shoudl not have abused her infront of others..Thats my complaint..BIG COMPLAINT..What is her Mistake yaar..really sad..