DM Inglis --
Surp...surpre...surpess...supprise for Surprise
Stayring for Steering
DM was in a very daffod mood today...no I mean in using the word...he is not daffod!!! š
DM: Mujhe jane ka mun nahi kar raha. Havey jo ne (you see now), Kaduu ke lagan ka sara bandobast baki hai na...(moti worried about Santu)...Chinta na karo Motiben (don't worry Motiben) (she handled herself at the diamond merchant event)...aur phir Meghna che ne (and then Meghna is there). Sambhal legi woh. Eh Kaduu, tere saasre (sasural) ja rahe hai (asks Kaduu to join)...chalvu che saathe (want to go with us)? (kaduu refuses with a dance excuse) Chal vandho nahin (ok, never mind). Chalo Baa, Jai Shri Krishna hon. Eh Chokri, chal (eh Chokri, let's go).
DM-Santu on their way. Car breaks down.
DM: Shu thayu (what happened)? (driver announces car broke down) haan toh jo ne jai ne (ok, so go take a look). (DM steps out) Mara ung rakshak kyan rahi gaya (where is my security crew)? (phone rings) Haan, kyan cho (yeah where are you)? (have to repair a puncture) haan phata-phat bana ke aav. (to driver who is peering at the engine) Shu thayu (what's wrong)? (driver doesn't know) Arre toh havey ubha ubha maru modhu shu jove che, ja mistry ko bula ke a (ok now why are you standing there watching my face. Go get a mechanic). Le (Here), isme toh pani kum hai. Garam ho ke bandh ho gaya bolta hai kharab ho gaya. Daffod (Stupid)!!
DM: (to Santu) Chal gaadi ma bes (ok, sit in the car). Havey tyan nai chokri (not there chokri), yeh baju, chal. (she says she does not know how to drive) mein sikhvadta hoon na (I will teach you na), chal aa ja.
DM: (santu gets in the driver's seat) Stayring pakad stayring (hold the steering). (santu asks where it is) Stayring yeah, jo chakka hai na tere samne. Pakad havey ene (now hold it). Sidha rakhna hon. Eh daffod, brake toh chhod, brake toh chhod (Eh stupid, release the break, release the break). Chal havey (ok now), sidha pakkad. Arre, sidha pakadne ko bola. Eh baju le na, eh baju le.
DM: Arre, Woh raha kua. Rokne, rok, rok , rok bich wala daba bich...ubhire (wait) (pulls the hand break) Daffod (now this one was uncalled for!!!)
Santu teaches him how to get water out of the well!
DM: Shu thayu (what happened)? Thaaki gayi (got tired)? Chal chhod (ok let go). (gets the water) chal havey (let's go now). Ubhi kem che(why are you standing), ja gaadi ma bes ne (go sit in the car).
DM: (starts the car and is proud) haan, chalu thay gayi ne (yeah, see it started). (driver on the phone) haan...meghna madam ke wahan aav. Samjhi gayo ne (understood). Daffod (stupid).
DM: (ties belts) maathu dukhi gayu maru (my head hurts). Cha pivi padse (will have to drink tea). (stops for tea) chal ne havey (come on now). Eh bhaila, bey cha aap jara (hey brother, two cups of tea please). (looks at Santu standing) bes ne (sit). (finishes tea) paisa ketla thaya (how much do I owe you), hmm?
Hiten: (when khemi sneezes) tu kal raat baarish mein bhigi thi na, etlej shardi thay gayi che (that's why you have caught a cold).
Hiten: (talking to Bhoori š) pata nahin bhoori mein thik kar raha hoon ya nahin. Mujhe khemi ke barey mein sochna chahiye ya nahin. Pun shu karoon (but what can I do). Jabse khemi ki shaadi ki baat pata chali hai, tabse pata nahin mera mun kyun itna ajeeb sa ho raha hai...
DM: (driving in a hurry comes up to a truck load of iron rods) eh khasne...daffod (hey, move Stupid).
Edited by mombasa00 - 16 years ago