Originally posted by: mombasa00
HEHE'so much Gujju today. I loved it. I was so missing it.
DM-Virat scene was fabulous. DM so powerful'and funny to see ViRat sweat bullets, swallow hard and look like a dog with his tail between his legs!!!
DM: Kutrani puchhdi wanki te wankij (a dog's tail is forever bent). Oos din Pinakin ne baytaya ke tu paisa le ke ganv aya hai'.etla maate nazar rakhi thi tara per (that's why I kept an eye on you). Sach batane aaya tha tu yahan? Heh? Arre Duffod (Stupid), Dharampur hai yeh. Hoon chu ne (I am here). Mein hoon na inko sach batane ke liye'.(tells villagers about the hardships but emphasizes to Virat that until he is alive, he will feed them). Kitni bar prayatna kiya mere karigar ko kharidne ke liye (how many times u tried to buy out my workers), pun asafal raha ne (but u never succeeded). Kem khabar che tane (do you know why)? Kemke tane kahno se kum sunai deta hai (because u cannot hear with your ears), ke pachhi bhoolne ka rog ho gaya hai tuje (or you have a memory loss disease). Tu bhool gaya ne Hiten ne tereko kya bola tha. Mein yaad dilata hoon. Ke tere jaise dus aa jave ne, dus, toh pun, dharampur ko kharid nahin payenge.
Virat: Mein toh yeh anna-daan (grain donation) karne'
DM-Virat: Chup! Anna-daan karne ko aaya tha tu? Eh Pinakin, ane samjhav ki anna-daan anatho ko kiya jata hai aur yahan pe koi anath nahin (Pinakin, please explain to him that grain donation is given to the homeless and there are no homeless here).
DM-Karsan: Eh Karsan, teri dukan se dharampur ke har ghar mein anaj jayega (your store will distribute grains to every household in dharampur). Karkhane aake, Pinakin se paisa le lena (go to the factory and get money from Pinakin) ane jo anaj kum padene toh meri haveli ka kothar khula hai (and if there aren't enough grains then the storage at my mansion are open) . Jitna chahiye aa ke le jana. Pun (but) dharampur ke har ghar mein din mein do baar chula (stove) jalna chahiye.
DM-Virat: Arre, varsho se heere ka dhandha karta hai tu pun (you have been doing the diamond business for years but) itna bhi nahi khabar ke heere ko kagaz ki kothli mein rakho ne toh bhi uska tej kum nahin hota (you don't even know this much that even if you put the diamonds in a paper bag, it does not lose it's shine/lustre). Yeh mere heere hai. Tu chahe jitna apna ganda mantar gher le (no matter how much of your dirty tricks you gather) , pun inki andar ka dharm ane tej kabhi kum nahin hoga (but their internal beliefs and spirit will never be lowered)... Yeh hai tera anaj (these are your grains)? Bolo, kaun lena chahta hai is aadmi se bheekh? Joy lidhu Virat Sanghvi (You see Virat)? Yaad rakhje (remember this), jisne peyt (stomach) diya hai wohi palega. Ajke baad bhagwan ban ne ka prayatna mat karna. Ek biji vaat sambhri le bhaila (listen to one more thing brother), mafat maan tane salah apu (I'll give u free advice). Yeh jo tu anaj le ke aya na tu mere ganv ko kharidne, eh, isko jara saath mein le ke jaana, tere kaam aayega. Kemke adtalis ghante baaki hai (because there is 48 hrs left) abhi order pura karne ke. Ane adtalis ghante mein (and in 48 hrs), pruthvi do baar apne duri per ghoom jati hai (earth revolves around twice).
Now to DM-Santu scene....Awwww'his expressions as he raises his head after rubbing it from pain, it totally looked like a legit headache'kya acting hai!
DM-Santo: Champakali ko kaha tha na, tu kyun aayi? La'(takes tea)'ubhire (wait), haath mein kya hua? (she explains that she was in a hurry so')'bheja maan akal nathi ke (do u not have brains in ur head)? Thoda dheeraj rakhne ka ne (have to be careful, right)'chimte se pakadne ka. Havey ja (go now), khane mein dava hai (there's meds in the drawer), ja laga (go and apply). (she fumbles with a handful of tubes)'shu thayu (what happened)? Hey bhagwan, bhool gaya mein ki tere ko padhna nahin aata. Pile (yellow) color ka toob hai na, woh jalne ki dawa (medicine) hai, laga chal. (notices she is unable to open the tube)'ubhire (wait), aavun chu (I am coming). La, toob khool nahi raha toh lagayegi kaise? Lavne havey haath lavne (give now, give me ur hand)'(awwww, so sweetly he rubs it in and blows on it too'awwww)'haan haan ubhire (yeah, yeah wait), jala hai toh lagega na. Barobar che (is it ok)? Ja havey (go now). Sambhar (listen), agli baar hai ne, chimte se patila uthana, chal ja (ok, go). Ane sambhar (and listen), yeh le'lene (take this...take now), leke ja dawa ane do ghante ke baad phirse lagana? Havey ubha ubha maru modhu su jove che, ja ne (now why are you standing there watching my face, go now).
Hiten: Yeh toh sirf paansath (65) heere hai. Ab tak to kum se kum panchyasi (95?) heere taraashne chahiye the.
Motiben: Eh kya re, apne aap ko is ghar ka radio samajhta hai'.mein kuch ulta sulta bol du iske pehle nikar havey nikar (go now go).
DM-Phone: Arre bhai tere bheje mein akal hai ki nahi? Yeh kaisa kagariya bheja hai (what sort of papers have u sent)? Meine bola ne ke hindi ke gujarati mein bhejne ka. Inglis padhne ko nahin hota hai mujhse. Arre? Phirse Inglis mein chit-pit-chit-pit kar raha hai kya'(notices Birwa)'pachhi phone kar (call me later), baad mein phone kar, hah.
DM-Birwa: Bol, shu thayu (say what's up). Kuch nahi etle shu (what do you mean nothing)? Idhar aayi hai toh kuch toh hua hoga ne. kya hai pichhe? Batao. (Birwa mentions math test)'lav batav (show me), chopdi batav (show me the book). Batav mane (show it to me). Aa shu che aa (what is this)? Ganeet (Math) ka aisa hul nikalegi na toh anda milega anda'.meri deekri ke samne koi chasmish ladki firsht nahi aayegi. Phele toh tereko ganeet mein sau mein se sau milte tha (before, u used to get 100 out of 100 in Math), ab kya ho gaya. Aa chal, bes (sit)'(he teaches her math)'samjhi gayi ne havey (now u understand). Aise karte hai sab. Tane yaad che (do u remember)'pichli baar kabhi sikhaya tha meine thujhe? (Birwa reminds him when mom was there, after mom, never)'yaad che mane (I remember). Karkhane se thaka hua ghar aata tha ane teri maa teri chopdi (book) haath mein de deti thi. Bolti thi padhao. Pehle toh kheej aati thi pun (at first i used to get uptight), baad mein thakan kum ho jati thi. '..haan, abhi bhi sikhaya ne, abhi bhi tu firsht hi aayegi dekh lena, anda nahi lane ka huh (Birwa: anda nahin, dbl anda')'shu (what)? 'chal havey ja (ok, go now), padhay kar ja ke.
DM-Phone: hulo. Arre, bhaila kevi reete samjhavu tane (brother how do I make u understand). Inglis No (No English). Hindi ke gujarati maan mokalvana kagariya (send the papers in Hindi or Gujarati), samjhyo ne (got it). Arre shu inglis mein chit-pit-chit-pit kar raha hai (arre, why are you still talking in English)'haan, ubhore (yeah wait)'(to Birwa)'ene samjha raha hun per samajh nahin raha hai, Angreji mein chit-pit-chit-pit kar raha hai.
Birwa takes over and handles the call!! HEHE
DM-Birwa: Saras inglis bolti hai, huh'ekdum, phat-phat-phat-phat'(birwa tells him she will read his papers for him then he can sign)'chal thik che (ok that's good). Moti thay gayi ne (you are all grown up, right)'ehhh!
Preview: Oh dear! She has to pick which relationship is superior for her' a mother or a wife? Geez!!
Oh btw, That Birjukaka fellow is Dahyakaka! Now we know him, Parshuramkaka and Karshankaka. hehe