When Dharamraj Speaks...(Updated / Pg 2)

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soapie

@soapie

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Posted: 16 years ago

Imaginary Conversations between the characters of Bandini! Please add some of your own too...

Conversation between DM and Pinakin after the marriage takes place:

DM : Pinakin, woh Diamond consignment toh surat pahunch gaya, ab is consignment ka kya kare, joh zindagi bhar ke liye mere maathe mad gaya hain...

Pinakin (Respectfully) : Malik, aap Mota Bhabhi No. 2 ki baat kar rahein hain?

DM : (Thundering in anger) PINAKIN...us do take ki chokri ko tum Mota Bhabhi kehte ho? How dare you?

Pinakin (Shivering from head to toe) : Maaf kar dijiye Mota Bhai...mera matlab tha, aap us chokri ki baat kar rahein hain?

DM : (Thundering again) : PINAKIN...tumhari itni himmat, ki tum Dharamraj Mahiyavanshi ki dharam patni ko Chokri bula rahe ho...

Pinakin (Prespiring in nervousness and fumbling on his words) Mera matlab tha, Madhav Solanki ki dohitri, jise aap byah kar ghar le aaye hain...

DM : (Pacified now) Hmmm...kaise muh dikhaoonga apni Kohinoor ko? Kya kahooga us se?

Pinakin (Thinking in his mind that why would anyone bother to explain to a picture, but not voicing his thoughts) Mota Bhai, woh zaroor samajh jaayengi...itne saal se usi deewar par latak rahin hain...ab tak toh aapki man ki baat jaan gayi hongi...

DM : (Very thoughtful and serious) Soch raha hoon, us chokri ko apni Kohinoor ke aankhon se door rakhoon...

Pinakin (Thoughtful) : Malik...haveli ke peeche ek Cow aur Buffaloes ka tabela hain...wahin ek kamra de dete hain...aapki Bandini ko waise bhi Cow's se bada pyaar hain...

DM (Fuming and irritated at Pinakin's silliness) Nahin Bewakoof...main toh Kohinoor ke portrait par ek bedsheet daalne ki baat kar raha tha...ki woh us Chokri ko na dekh paaye...

Pinakin : Aap genuis che Mota Bhai....

All in humor....😉😆

Edited by soapie - 16 years ago

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Sam

@RonitPallaviNR

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Posted: 16 years ago

🤣

Mota bhai is sucha cutie...the way he talks is like awwww hehehe, kohinoor...lol...chokri. superb. will add mine soon

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divan

@divan

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Posted: 16 years ago

DM sitting on a bed and beating his hands against his chest, "Mei aa shun kari nakhiyun Subhadra. Aa paap ne have kevi ritee sudharu. Taane apela vachan no bhung kariditho aaje. Bol Subhadra...kahin toh bol."(What did I do Subhadra? How will I mend this sin that I have done? I broke the vow I made to you today. Say something Subhadra…say anthing.)

Pinakin pulls DM's hands away and says, "Motabhai…aa shun karo cho…aaje toh tamara jeevan ma ketla divash pachi khushi no samay avyo and aap toh radwa baitha?"(Motabhai what are you doing? After so many days happiness has come to you and you are crying?)

DM pushes Pinakin away. "Pinukara…chodi de maro haath. Muvaa taane shun khabar che. Mei mari Subhadra ne anayaye kariyo che. Aaje ghar ma ek biji narina pagla mei padwa deedha."(Pinakin let do off my hand. What do you know? I did injustice to Subhadra. Today I let another woman's feet touch the floor of my house.)

Pinakin laughs loudly, "Motabhai tame hosh ma nathi. Hoon janu chun mari Subhadrabhabhi aaj gani khush thaiye hase. Aaje tamara dil ne darwaja kholiya che…ek najuk kamal ni kali aaje tamara prem na dariya ma doobva taiyaar che."(Motabhai you are not in your senses. I know my Subhadrabhahi. Today she is very happy. Today you opened the doors of your heart , today a lovely young bride waits to drown in the sea of your love.)

DM glares at Pinakin, "Jaa ahiyanthi Pinukara. Maare baas mari Subhadra ni yaado maa jeevavu che."(Go away Pinakin. I just want to live with the memories of my Subhadra.)

Pinakin walks away and at door he stops and says in the quiet voice, "Motabhai, pela consignment nu shun karvanu che?"(Motabhai what do we do about the consignment?"

DM stands up and roars, "Jaa…pela Jagla ne kahide…kal savaar ma kaam thaiyi javoon joyiye…nahin toh aane patal ma paunchavi deva."(Go…tell that Jagu that by tomorrow morning the work must be completed else I will send him to hell.)

DM stands in front of the portrait of Subhadra, "Subhadra taara bhai na leethe aa badhu thaiyun che. Kaun jaane kem taara gaya baad mari pachari padiyo che."(Subhadra all this happened because of your brother. Don't know why after your passing away, he is after me.)

The flower garland falls on DM from Subhadra's picture frame. DM looks with surprise at the photo, "Subhadra…aano matlab aem kit u raji che mara beeja laagna thi?"(Subhadra does this mean that your are happy with my second marriage?" DM puts the garland around his neck and makes his way to the room where Santo, his young bride is waiting.

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soap-critic

@soap-critic

Dazzler

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Posted: 16 years ago

Soapie that is howlarious!!!🤣

I really wish I had that kind of creativity to come up with dialogues like that. I can give suggestions for you to elaborate on. Maybe Santu telling Khema and Mongi about DM's dialogues with the portrait from her point of view. 😆

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roneeta

@ronitfan

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Posted: 16 years ago

OH MY GOD Soapie!

You are simply brilliant .. I was juts thinking about this yesterday - is there any scope AT ALL for light-hearted treatment of a scene after their marraige?

LOL

Let's see!

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soapie

@soapie

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Posted: 16 years ago

Conversation between Santu, Khemi and Mongi

Khemi : Behna, Jija tame khush toh rakhe na?

Santu : Haan behna, mera corner bahut cosy hain...Malik ne air-conditioner ka direction bhi mere corner ki taraf kar diya hain...Maalik ki daant aur thandi hawa ka jhonka, dono simultaneously khaati rehti hoon...

Mongi : Behna, Jija tame bahut saare diamonds diye hain kya?

Santu : Nahin...magar unhone DeBeers ka colour brochure de diya hain...kehte hain, ki mere liye wohi kaafi hain...

Khemi : Behna, jija free time mein tumse apne dil ki baatein karte hain kya?

Santu : (Blushing) Nahin...woh apne free time main kisi kohinoor se apne dil ki baatenin karte hain...pitch par aane se pehle, field practice kar rahein hain shaayad...

Mongi : Behna, kya tum Maalik ki gaadi mein baithi ho?

Santu : Nahin ri...Malik kehte hain ki mera bhaar uthane ka shock toh woh bardaasht kar sakte hain, magar woh yeh shock apni paari Mercedes ko nahin de sakte...

Khemi & Mongi : Behna, tum sach mein bahut kismat waali ho...

Santu : Sach bolti ho tum behna's...kal raat ko, wall mein jo aurat tangi hui hain, usne bhi mujh se yahi kaha...

Edited by soapie - 16 years ago

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soap-critic

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Dazzler

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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: soapie

Khemi & Mongi : Behna, tum sach mein bahut kismat waali ho...

Santu : Sach bolti ho tum behna's...kal raat ko, wall mein jo aurat tangi hui hain, usne bhi mujh se yahi kaha...

Thanks for taking up on the suggestion. Loved them but the last one took the cake.😆

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mombasa00

@mombasa00

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Posted: 16 years ago

LOL Soapie. You are too good.

Love the...daant aur thandi hawa simultaneously khaati rehti hoon!! 😆

Divan, your gujju is pretty good. Like the....Muvaa taane shun khabar che. Although it is hardly something a classy chap like DM would say.

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Mango Bhai!

@Lord-Mangeshwar

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Posted: 16 years ago

😆

Soapster, you're on a roll today!

We can count on Bandini to give us scenes that are loaded with intensity, fury, and ruthlessness... and on this forum, we can count on you to give us these hillarious light hearted scenes! 😃

God bless.