rival site Moment of truth in bv - Page 6

I took my fingers and slowly,
and gently stretched it apart.
It was so pure and white.
I licked it once, twice ... I found I couldn't stop.
I licked it faster and faster, and harder.
I began to scrape my teeth against it.
There it was, in my mouth!
All sweet and creamy.
I was done.

And I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookies.

Originally posted by: sectoreight

They were both round and firm.
There was only the slightest difference between the two.
I took one in my hand and twisted it hard.
I used my other hand to grab the other one
and twist it hard the other way.

Now there's a brighter light bulb in the living room.

Moral of the story :

Originally posted by: Suchi-Virmanian

When I was reading I WAS thinking of a Bulb.

See my brain is not in a gutter

🤬

Okay, maybe it is not obsessively in the gutter 😆😆 ... but the other meaning DID strike you, so that understanding too comes from the gutter 🤣🤣 . A little bit in the gutter. 😆

Originally posted by: koolsadhu1000

. Poor males. They r reduced to fanning besan laddus standing behind wives🤣

😆
More definition of poor males...

The Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoors
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
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A man in Hell asked the Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
...

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without
Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
...

Suchi,

Originally posted by: redapple1

😆
More definition of poor males...

The Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoors
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
-----------------------------------------------------
A man in Hell asked the Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
...

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without
Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
...

Originally posted by: sectoreight

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Speak for yourself skepblun 🤣

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I will watch that scene with no awkwardness whatsoever. 🤣

I am speaking for myself only. 😆

Good for you if you'll watch the show with no awkwardness.

BTW I like your point about Sanchi. Guess CVs want to show incompatibility between urban and rural, traditional and modern people. But I hate it how they make urban/modern look evil, negative or juvenile in the process! There is no need to make forced vamps and villains for the heck of it.

I also agree, maybe she only asked for a kiss on forehead or cheeks. And we are thinking of a full fledged mouth to mouth one! 😆

Originally posted by: sectoreight

Suchi,

if your mind is not in the gutter, have you checked the fridge ? 🤣

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
...🤣