An Interview with Anandi Shivraj Shekar - Fun Post

Reporter (happily): Welcome back...😊 We have with us today, the Sarpanch of Jetsar, Mrs. Anandi Shivraj Shekhar... I was so eager to meet u ever since I heard so much about u from your husband, Shiv...So Mrs. Anandi, tell us something about yourself...😛

Anandi (sulky voice) : My maika that is, the Badi Haveli was just like a zoo... My Dadisa is the strongest lady in the village, but all her strength vanishes as soon as she sees her grandson, the foolish Jagya...😡 The rest in the family are mute spectators as I'm the only one to talk continuously for hours and give lectures...🥱 Then there is Makhan kaka whose primary duty is to keep shifting Jagya's luggage from his room to the guest room and vice versa...🤔

Reporter (stunned) : Oh! Your family has even bigger specimens...😲 It must have been really tough for you there...

Anandi (half smile) : Not at all... I can face any sort of situation... I have a special talent to keep my makeup intact inspite of crying for hours...😳 I'm so busy nowadays... As u know, I have to make halwa for my in-laws, show concern for the Singhs and Jagya and also shed tears in front of Shiv...

Reporter (alarmed) : Most of the people complain that you are very slow in everything...🤢 Is there any specific reason for it?😕

Anandi (Sulky expressions and low tone) : You see, I was very much inspired when I read the story of "The Hare and the Tortoise". From that day onwards I decided that I'm going to walk, talk and behave exactly like the Tortoise...😊 And it has helped me a lot. It has helped me gain the title of " Most Mahaan human being of the Century" ⭐️⭐️

Reporter (excitedly) : Oh That's great ! 😛

Anandi (annoyed) : One minute madam...Let me continue plz...😡

The reporter is shocked as if stung by a deadly Cobra.

Anandi (continues) : All those who want to be mahaan like me, have to follow some rules:

If u have an evil sister-in-law like Sanchi, be extra nice to her so that she gets diabetes...😈 Even if u weigh only 40kgs make sure that your costume weighs atleast 120kgs...😕 You know, I have sacrificed a lot to become mahaan...I even get flash backs of Jagya and cry buckets for him...😭 But when he comes in front of me, I torture him to death by giving him long lectures...🤢 And yes, maintain distance from your husband even if u love him... But don't leave any chance of hugging him or buttoning up his shirt...☺️ Prepare good food and keep feeding the people at home till they get acidity...And eat as much jalebis as u can so that sweet words keep flowing from your tongue...🤪

As Anandi completes her interview, the reporter faints. The cause being that Anandi went on with her bhashans for a continuous period of twelve hours !! 😭😭