CVs dedicated thread - Page 2

Sorry guys i tried to upload some pics but the size seems to be affecting it being posted. Neverthelss all you guys have done a great job here

I would give them free invitation to a ''daawat'' organised by Mogambo, Gabbar, Shakaal, Dr. Dang, Kancha Cheena, Loin, Teja and Daga. Special attractions for them include Mogambo's acid pool, Shakaal's sharks and crocodiles waiting for a swim with them, Gabbar's gaalis and golis. Kancha Cheena and Loin are arranging lavish dances by Lily and Mona darling - taaki zor ka jhatka dheere se lagey aur unke sharp shooters naach-gaane mein hi CVs ki khopdi ko nishaana bana lein.
Dr. Dang will offer ''special'' injections and new-age ''tonics'' as (no) return gifts.
Daga and Teja shall ensure no one leaves the party without being ''fully satisfied''.

Talks are on to convince Daku Mangal Singh and his comrades to arrange horse-riding and shooting sessions in Chambal valley (if guests survive after party).

Special and ''highly exclusive'' invitation available only for BV CVs. Invitation available on request for some more people who look into serials and their stories on Colors channel.

from my side!

That would be a mazedaar,masaledaar filmy daawat annika😆..i want special invite too...😆

Shaktimaan takes class of BV CVs:

CVs - [Going on with their audience pakao abhiyan.]

Shaktimaan (in his booming voice!) - ''THEHRO! THEHRO! THEHRO!''

CVs stunned...(if they are not as thick-skinned as they seem to be...)😃

Shatimaan (booms!)- ''Yeh tum kya kar rahe ho? Dekho bachchon! 😃Apne serial ke viewers ko maheeno tak pakana aur unki patience ka itna imtihaan lena galat hai! Ekdum galat hai!''



Shaktimaan continues - ''Dekho aise audience ki patience test karne se, unki loyalty ka naajayaz faayda uthaya jaata hai. Unki akal ko underestimate kiya jata hai aur sabse badi baat, unka samay barbaad hota hai. Toh samjhe bachchon? Jo tum kar rahe ho woh tumhari reputation aur audience ki sanity ke liye haanikaarak hai!''



CVs (if they have any conscience/sense/shame) - ''SORRY SHAKTIMAAN! Hum aagey se nahin karenge...hum promise karte hain hum apne tareeke change karenge...''

Shaktimaan - ''Good! Never take your audience for granted! Yehi thi aaj ki chhoti chhoti magar moti baatein!'' 😉

this thread is becoming too interesting than serial. 😉 😛 👏

Originally posted by: pjyo

That would be a mazedaar,masaledaar filmy daawat annika😆..i want special invite too...😆

why No basanthi dancing to gabbar.😕...oh,shayad Cvs will be the ones doing dancing after this scary daawat 😉with "jab takk hai jaan jaane jahaan,hum audience ko pakaayenge..."😆

😉Gabbar trying to scare the CVs but...😆.

Basanti? She is not coming kyon ki uske pyare Veeru ne ussey kaha hai ki - ''Basanti!! Inn kutton ke saamne mat naachna!!'' She adopted that lesson for life!😆

Why do you want invite for that party? Lagta hai tumhein ab jeene ka shauq nahin raha. 😉 Or are you some secret accomplice? Nayika nahin, khalnayika hai tu?😆😛

Gabbar is bored of Helen and Hema. He wants CVs to dance on tootey kanch wala dance floor. You got it out of me...actually the broken glass floor and bare-foot dancing program on broken glass dance floor was a surprise attraction for the attendees. 😃

Evil Jadugar Kamlak will arrange talismi jaadu tona magic show. Dirty mind and bad man Tyson (Gulshan grover from Mohra) have offered to finance the party and fund the special attractions. Ghajini Dharmatma has announced he will conduct Hit the Target on Head with Iron Rod game for everyone (hosts will try to hit the guests, who shall be the targets). There is an old Lalita Pawar type granny who will be the discipline in-charge and see to it, that no guest is able to create a ruckus and spoil the efforts organised by hosts!

Special security in-charge for ladies will be Ballmaaa. Apni nazar se kabhi door hi nahin hone dega.😃

Ab aur kitne raaz khulwaoge tum log iss ultra-exclusive party ke baare mein? This is only for CVs. The Queen of England can also not avail the coveted invitation even if she offers to give the Buckingham Palace in exchange for an invitation! Itna khaas hai yeh.