here is some jokes .....
Duniya Gol Hai..
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Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke 'koi antim ichcha?'
sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!
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Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baitha...
Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kahan re abi to sirf PLOT kharida hai...
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Boy to girl: Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg. college girls.
Girl:Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..
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Judge- is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar- nahin mai andha hojaunga.
Judge- kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar- chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga
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Sardarji went to his neighbours house for function & had some snacks.
Sardar: CHAKLI Kitna different & tasty hai!
Neighbr: wo CHAKLI nahi, MOSQUITO COIL hai....
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Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?