|| FF: Motu aur Patloo Ki Jodi || PART 4 on Pg 13 NOTE PG 20 (7 Oct) - Page 3

Rajat: Kitni baar apna yeh Shaadi.com waaala profile update karega yaar

Ram: kya phaaida update mujhe toh koi milne se rahi

mere paas sabkuch hai acha ghar

chal ghar theek thak hai 1 bhk lavish hai

job achi hai

acha khaasa kama leta hu

qualifiactions bhi achi hai

par end mera size sab paani mei mila deta hai

Rajat: abey mote aisa kyu sochta hai re

Ram: dekha tu bhi mujhe mota keh rha hai

Rajat: sun bhagwaan ne sab k liye kisi na kisi ko banaaya hai

bhagwaan ke ghar der hai andher nahi

tera bhi samay aayega

tu bhi ghodi chadega

nahi ghodi mat chadna bichaari bachegi nahi

tere liye toh mai helicopter mangwaaunga

aur yeh apne bachelor waale din enjoy kar

yeh waapis nahi aaenge

single status waapis nahi milega

mujhe dekh mei kaise enjoy kar rha hu

Ram: single

chal jhootha

sab jaanta hu mai Jyothi ke baare mei

Rajat: yeh... yeh kya bol rha be

koan Jyothi

Ram: chal ban mat zyaada mujhe pta hai woh teri gf

Rajat: tu kaise jaanta hai usse

Ram: arre teri ragh ragh se waakif hu mai

Rajat: do mahaan kalakaar Shaan aur Alka ji ne kabhi ek gaana gaaya tha

jo ladkiyo ko bakhubhi describe karta hai

Ram: koan sa

Rajat: le sun

(Ladki Kyon Na Jane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti
Sochti Hai Zyada, Kam Wo Samajhti Hai )...
Dil Kuch Kahta Hai, Kuchh Aur Hi Karti Hai
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti...
Sochti Hai Zyada...Kuch Aur Hi Karti Hai
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti...


Pyar Use Bhi Hai Magar Shuruat Tumhi Se Chahe
Khud Mein Uljhi Uljhi Hai Par Baloon Ko Suljhaye
I Mean We Are All The Same Yaar
Ham Achchhe Dost Hai Magar Us Nazar Se Tumko Dekha Nahin
Wo Sab To Theek Hai Par Is Baare Mein Maine Socha Nahin
Sabse Alag Ho Ye Kahke Paas Tumhare Aaye
Aur Kuchh Din Mein Tum Mein Alag Sa Kuchh Bhi Na Usko Bhaye
Uf Ye Kaisi Shirt Pehante Ho
Ye Kaise Baal Katate Ho, Gaadi Tez Chalate Ho
Tum Jaldi Mein Kyon Khate Ho, Give Me A Break!
Tumhein Badalne Ko Paas Vo Aati Hai
Tumhein Mitane Ko Jaal Bichati Hai
Baaton Baaton Mein Tumhein Phasati Hai
Pehle Hasati Hai Phir Bada Rulati Hai
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti...
Itnaa Hi Khud Se Khush Ho To, Peeche Kyon Aate Ho
Phool Kabhi To Hazaar Tohfe Aakhir Kyon Laate Ho
Apna Naam Nahin Bataya Aapne
Coffee Peene Chaleingi Aap
Main Aapko Ghar Chhod Doon, Phir Kab Mileingi
Bikhra Bikhra Bematlab Sa, Toota Phoota Jeena
Aur Kahte Ho Alag Se Hain Hum Taan Ke Apna Seena
Bheega Toliya Kahin Farsh Pe
Toothpaste Ka Dhakkan Kahin Kal Ke Mauze Ulat Ke Pahne, Waqt Ka Kuch Bhi Hosh Nahin
Jeene Ka Tumko Dhang Sikhlate Hain
Tumhein Jaanvar Se Insan Banate Hain
Uske Bina Ek Pal Rah Na Sakoge Tum
Usko Pata Hai Ye Kah Na Sakoge Tum
Isliye Ladkiyan Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti...


Jaane Koun Koun Se Din Wo Tumko Yaad Dilaye
Pyar Ko Chahe Bhool Bhi Jaaye, Tarikhe Na Bhulaye
First March Ko Nazar Milayee, Char April Ko Main Milne Aayee
Ikkis May Ko Tumne Chhua Tha, Chah June Mujhe Kuch Hua Tha
Ladkon Ka Kya Hai Kisi Bhi Mod Pe Vo Mud Jayein
Abhi Kisi Ke Hain, Abhi Kisi Aur Se Vo Jud Jayein
Tumhare Mummy Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Hain, Great! Main Aa Jaon
Tumhari Friend Akeli Ghar Ja Rahi Hai, Bechari! Main Chhod Aaoon


Ek Haan Kahne Ko Kitna Tahlaati Hai
Thak Jaate Hain Hum Wo Jee Bahlati Hai
Wo Sarmati Hai Kabhi Chupati Hai
Ladki Jo Haan Kah De Use Nibhati HaiB Isliye Ladakiyan Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti...

Jyothi : oh hello Rajat

agar yeh gaana hum ladkiyo ko desribe karta hai

toh mere paas bhi ek gaana jo tum ladko ke liye bana hai

Rajat: tum.. tum yha kar rhi ho

Jyothi: kyu mai nahi aa sakti hu

Ram: off course aa sakti hai tu fighter plane

Jyothi: Ram mujhe distract mat karo

le Rajat tum haare liye gaana

( Gore Gore Ye Chore, Chore )...(2)
( Ye Ishq Ishq Chillate Hain
Ye Gali Gali Mandrate Hain )...(2)
Shaadi Ki Dagar Na Jayein Magar
( Ye Gore Gore Se Chore )...(3)

Andar Se Chahe Kuchh Bhi Hon Ye
Ada Magar Hai Hero Wali
Din Raat Kitabein Padhte Hain Ye
Ladki Ki Tasveron Wali
Kahein Jeevan Mela
Par Shaadi Jhamela
Darwaza Inhein Dikhlao Zara
( Ye Gore Gore Se Chore )...(3)

( Gore Gore Ye Chore, Chore )...(2)
Shaadi Ki Jo Baat Karo To
Buri Ye Haalat Karte Hain
Bin Shaadi Sang Rahne Ki Ye
Badi Wakalat Karte Hain
Har Ladki Pyari
Bin Zimewari
Laila Ke Bina Ye Majnoon Bane
( Ye Gore Gore Se Chore )...(3)

Jab Ye Budhe Ho Jayeinge
Khaas Khaas Ke Rah Jayeinge Coughing
Kandhe Par Koi Haath Na Hoga
Humdum Koi Sath Na HogaB Thokar Khayeinge
Phir Pachtayeinge
Tab Yaad Inhein Aayeinge Hum
( Ye Gore Gore Se Chore )...(3)
Ye Ishq Ishq Chillate Hain
Ye Gali Gali Mandrate Hain )...(2)
Shaadi Ki Dagar Na Jayein Magar
( Ye Gore Gore Se Chore )...(3