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Posted: 10 years ago

Hahahaha 😆
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Originally posted by: peeyara

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Haha sach hai?
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A story of Women and man!!

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and drinks about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police... I'll let them decide who's fault it is."

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Wife To Husband
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Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu
Roz Ki Kit Kit Se
Mujhe Talaaq Chahiye
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Husband : Ye Lo Choclate Khaao.
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Wife. ( Romantically ) Mana Rahe Ho
Mujhe..
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Husband : Nahi Re Pagli
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Maa Kehti Hai Achchha Kaam Karne
Se
Pehle
Meetha Khaana Chahiye. .!
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Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe do aankhein di hain, chawal se patthar nahi nikaal sakti kya???
Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe battis daant diye hain, 2-4 patthar nahi chaba sakti kya!!!
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Posted: 10 years ago

Originally posted by: peeyara


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Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe do aankhein di hain, chawal se patthar nahi nikaal sakti kya???
Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe battis daant diye hain, 2-4 patthar nahi chaba sakti kya!!!


Haha
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Posted: 10 years ago
Congrats the thread completed 50 pages

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Posted: 10 years ago

Kids these days!!

Teacher: What is a Noun???

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Lalli : Oye madamji...

Arz kiya hai...

Doggy bhi hota hai apni gali me king,
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A Noun is the name of any person , place or
thing...

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