Certificate of Merit and Awards

CERTIFICATE OF EXCELLENCE

The ISMCP (INDIAN SOCIETY OF MALE CHAUVINIST PIGS) is honoured to announce that the character Ram Kapoor s/o Amarnath Kapoor and Krishna Kapoor, ex-CEO Kapoor Industries Ltd. has been entitled the MR. MCP INDIA for the year 2013.The factors enlisting his qualities which make him appropriate for this award are listed below:

1)-Even After 7 years of marriage and having 2 children Mr.Kapoor is surprisingly not confident of his marriage.He can't prioritize things in his life.He still doesn't know what is more important to him- his wife & children or his good for nothing siblings.

2)-The most important quality of MCPs is to shout at their wives for whatever happens in their family.Mr Kapoor has been and has performed way beyond exceptions in this field.

3)-The MCPs don't care what is the condition of their wives and give them stresses unnecessarily...Mr Kapoor has outperformed every MCP in this by regularly torturing,stressing,scolding,insulting and hurting his pregnant wife.

4)-He is ready to separate with his wife everytime. He doesn't value her as all MCPs do.

5)-He doesn't love his wife. He doesn't love her at all. He only does the drama when he needs something.He is a selfish being

Super MCP

President, ISMCP

And the worst character of BALH award goes to Mr. Ram Kapoor.