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An emergency meeting was called at the BT headoffice in Mumbai. The director and Cv's rushed wondering if it were the separation rumors creating havoc in India Forums! It's never pleasant to be called in on a sunday by the boss.A shivering team is met by the raging bull herself.
Take note of abbreviations, the slang inBT.
AABD - All about being different
AABS - After all BT Serial
EMA - Extra marital affair
Ekta - Chup!
CV1 - Madam ji, how about we bring in a pregnancy track instead?
CV2 - Yeah.. We can make one of the female characters pregnant. CV3 - Nuts abortion is not out yet.If Priya gets pregnant then story would be over. Ayesha would be a good bet. But then wont the audience scream AABS?
CV4 - Idea ji. How about we make Nih or Shipra ji pregnant and make a social message about late pregnancies? After all, isn't it AABD?
Room gets silent.
Sangeitha - Am I still the director?
Ekta - Sshhh
Cv1 - Madam ji,how about we start the EMA track?
Cv2- Yeah. We have Vik and Neha ready. Ram's gonna be travelling. Need to find if our other show is finishing up the track to recycle clothes and the artist.
Cv3 - Awesome. We can start off with an office party. Harry intro and then Neha will readily fall prey .Bam starts the track. But then won't the audience scream AABS?
CV4 - Idea ji. How about we change Harry into a male character and make a social message from same gender preferences? After all, isn't it AABD?
Again.. the room becomes silent.
Sangeitha - Seriously.. somebody tell me if I still have the job?
CV1 - Madam ji, how about we start the triangle love story track?
CV2 - Great. We can get Ayesha falling for Sid and then Rishabh falling for Ayesha too.
CV3- Superb. Then we can add a pregnancy track too. But then won't the audience scream AABS?
CV4 - Idea ji. How about we make a divorce and a live in track to send the social message of changing relationships in our country? After all, isn't it AABD?
Ekta maiyaa loses her cool. And yells a big Fullstop to all their ideas. First and foremost, CV4.. You are fired.
Main aap logon ko isiliye bulayi hoon kyunki meri success ki secret batana chahti hoon . Suno sab log.
In the music of papa toh band jayen from Houseful2..
Audience toh band bajaye
Critics woh khud ban jaaye
Keep quiet rule banaye
Har pal bas yeh chilaaye
Idiot ho, tum gadhe ho
Abhi tumhe knowledge nahi hai
Humse panga lene wali
Abhi tumhari age nahi hai
Whatever-whatever we do do do'
audience toh band bajaye
Leads ka ladna jagadna dikayenge
log bole yeh toh AABS hai
Leads ka shaadi karenge
log bole yeh toh AABS hai
Leads ko honeymoon beje
log bole yeh toh AABS hai
Priya ko monolouge denge
log bole yeh toh AAAB hai
Consummation ki track denge
log bole yeh toh AABS hai
Ab separation ki baat karenge
log bole yeh toh AABS hai
Hum saala kuch bhi karenge
Log bole yeh toh AABS hai
kyunki
Audience toh band bajaye..
Samaj main aagayi baat.. Toh isiliye chup chap apna kaam continue karo.. Jo plan kiya wahi karo..
All in a chorus - But madam.. TRPs aur loyal audience toh?
Ekta : Haan.. unkeliye.. separation track main RK ko ek dream song sequence dena.. Wahi black suit aur red tie main. Agent Vinod ka advertisement bhi toh karni hain naah.. Saath main ho jayegi.. Audience bhi khush aur producer bhi.. ab bas.. sab kaam karo aur forum pe math jao..
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09xrvj_LFXo[/YOUTUBE]
Ideas lekar aati hai??'
Anupamaa
