Ram and Priya are all set for their Honeymoon. Shipra calls Priya and tells her to come home before they leave.
Ram and Priya at Sharma House.
Shipra: Toh aap logo ki saari tayyari ho gayi.
Priya: Haan Maa
Shipra: Khub enjoy karna yahaan yeh din wapas nahi aayenge...
Ram to himself: isiliye toh 1 mahine k liye ja rahe hain.
Shipra: Kuch kaha beta
Ram: Nahi nahi...choti aur kartik kahi nazar nahi aa rahe
Shipra: Woh darsal natasha ka aaj doc appointment hain, wahi gaye hain. Bas beta main bahut khush hun ki main daadi banane ja rahi hun...bas ab intezar hain ki nani kab banu
Priya: Maa ...kys kuch bhi bolti rehti hoo
Shipra: Kuch bhi kya...main galat bol rahi hun kya ram?
Ram: Nahi nahi main bhi Priya se yahi keh raha tha...Priya widens her eyes and is looking at Ram...
Ram: Ki aap kitni khush hain daadi baane par
Shipra smiles at him and Sudhir and Ayesha join them...Shipra whisks Priya away and asks her, beta main janti hun ke tum waise toh samajhdar ho par tumne Honeymoon ki puri tayaari toh ki hain na?
Priya : Ta Tayari matlab
Shipra: Are meri bholi beti, honeymoon na bahut special hota hain, ek dusre ke sath bitaye yeh din bahut hi hasin hote hain. Aut tu toh bahut hi lucky hain, tu ek mahine ke liye jaa rahi hain...
Priya: Maa tum na kabhi nahi sudhrogi
Shipra : Achha mujhe ek baat bata tune kahi saare tradiotnal kapde toh nahi liye na?
Priya recalls her shopping and is blushing.. Shipra notices it and is all excited : Are wah bata na kya liya?
Before priya can reply Ram calls out to Priya
Both Shipra and Priya come out
Ram: Priya hume chalna chahiye...flight bhi hai aur gharwalo ko bhi milna hain.
Priya: Ji chaliye Ram
All the sharma family bid them goodbye.
At the Kapoor Mansion
Ram and Priya are in the hall saying goodbye to everyone. Vikram and Neha come there.
Vikram: Chal ram, hum tumhe chodne airport aa rahe hain.
All in the car. Vikram in the front seat. Priya, ram and Neha at the back.
Neha: Are Priya..thoda khisko yaar...Fatty jagah toh do
Ram: Kitni jagah lagti hain tumhe?
Neha: Are thodi toh do.
Neha: Waise fatty maine socha nahi tha, tum ek mahine ka honeymoon manane ja rahe ho
Ram: Are nahi Neha, woh actually thoda kaam hain. isiliye maine socha
Vikram: Chal rehne de..bahane mat bana
Neha: Haan Priya ne khud mujhse kahan ke koi kaam nahi hain
Priya is shocked...Neha kuch bhi kya, maine kab kahan? Yeh sab inka plan tha...
Neha and Vikram start laughing...
Ram is embarassed. Tum aurate na koi bhi baat chipa nahi sakti...
They reach the airport and proceed for the check in. They are waiting in the lounge for their flight, Ram has booked businees class hence they have a separate lounge. They are showing Dirty picture promo on TV. Ram has his mouth open and gaping at Vidya Balan...
Priya: Ram yeh aap kya kar rahe hain?
Ram: Dekho yaar vidya balan..she is my fav heroine. Fabulous...Woh kitni kitni sexy hai yaar
Priya: Ram , mujhe pata hain woh aapko achi lagti hain par
Ram: Achhi are bahut achhi lagti hain...kash main ek baar mil pata.
Priya is frowning a little bit.. Hamari flight kabki hain?
Ram is still looking at the TV...Priya is upset and gets up...
Their flight is announced and both of them proceed to the gate.
In the airplane, both are sitting in their separate cabin.
Ram: Priya, chalo khana khate hain.
Priya: Aap khalijiye ram, mujhe bhuk nahi
Ram: Kyun tumhe bhuk kyun nahi
Priya: bas aisehi...
Ram: Ek baat kahu?
Priya : Kahiye
Ram: Yeh sach hain ki Vidya Balan mujhe bahut achi lagti hain par tumse khubsurat and sexy koi nahi hain.
Priya blushes on hearing this and hits ram on his head. Baatein banana koi aap se seekhe...
To be continued ...