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Originally posted by: nikita_88

I am back with my standard Grilling questions I had to dig up old threads to find them 🤣 I remember I was asked them once so now everyone has to now answer them! 😆

P.S This is the worst of the lot I have!

If a turtle looses it's shell, is it naked or homeless? a shell is connected to the turtle if you take it off that's like ripping your entire chest and back off it will bleed to death It would be naked!!

Is the glass half empty or half full? BOTH😆

Is there an end to the skies? Umm no, It contiues through millions of planets and galaxies.

What lies beyond the mountains? SNOW!

What if there were no hypothetical situations? Then, everyone would think the worst and run for their lives

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? He drives it over his driveway first and then he does other people😆

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?SO no one can steal😆

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? No, milk gets sucked into a cow's nose when she laughs.

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? SUPER GLUE😆

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on theheadlights? You blank out

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? so you don't steal

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Because we human beings are confused souls.

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? Because palindrome is not a palindrome.

However, a dromedary is the same thing whether it is going backwards or forwards.

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
because that's the english language. get used to it.

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? I don;t know, too much work and we humans are lazy.

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Cause then you won't be able to hear what GPS lady is saying

If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? because cars are smarter than we are

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? It's not hard for me. I remember it every time. I guess I'm just a genius.

Why is it called a TV set when you only get one? When it first began, it was a set of vacuum tubes.

Why does your nose run and your feet smell? Because the nose has more water , so it has to run and Feet have more sweat so they smell.

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? Does it go off? Mine doesn't go off. It just plays a tune and I wake up by myself.

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? Could be.. Congress aint progressing anytime soon😆

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? Ahh, I don't know why am I being asked this?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Cause it's seeking for improvements.

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? They can also be called flats.

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? GOOD question. Cause if it's gets super sour, you can land up in the hospital😆

If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong? I am not trying it to figure out the answer.

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? Because the English language likes to be obtuse. :)

From Dictionary.com
Inflammable and flammable both mean "combustible." Inflammable is the older by about 200 years. Flammable now has certain technical uses, particularly as a warning on vehicles carrying combustible materials, because of a belief that some might interpret the intensive prefix in- of inflammable as a negative prefix

How can someone "draw a blank"? By taking the blank round out of the gun and, using a pencil,create a likeness of the blank on a piece of paper.

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? There should be..

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? Damn you don't know me at all do you. I can shorten anything

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? To cover their ears from the cold.

What is another word for "gdfgaurus"? YO. I don't know... gdfgaurus?

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? I heard where most styrofoam products that we use are made in the USA, because shipping would be an issue.

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? Becasue a lot of words don't

Why do 'tug'boats push their barges? It offers better control when maneuvering. Generally, in transit, they will tow.

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? Well, there aren't many other songs about baseball.

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? it stands for you to sit on, if it sits (broken), you will still standing

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? The answer, of course, is that the Monopolies Commission is a singularity, or super-massive black hole into which everything, even light, disappears and never comes out.

Does a fish get cramps after eating? do giraffes get sore necks?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Just because the English language is confusing. We have many different words and phrases that mean the exact same thing as eachother, but they are still different.

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? It should really be called "oh s h i t "

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? Who's the dumb @ss that pushed me! :)

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. Why??😕 Cause you can't touch the stars to prove the point but you can at least touch the wet bench.

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way? imagine a Flamingo. their knees bend the "other way".

Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients... but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons? you cant call it lemon juice unless its made of lemons.

Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle? the composition of the container is that of a product the glue will not adhere to.

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? No, they just get lost. And, BTW, the spelling is "ROAMing" not Roman,

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure? No, but I read a study that they tend to grow away from loud things, like they are trying to get away. It's crazy

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? cats dont really eat mice they just play around with them.it helps them train and be better hunters so they can pretect thier young

Why do they report power outages on TV? Cause they lack brains

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? cause they are drama queens/kings.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? HUMANS of course😆

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? YES, cause there are female animals who will tell him he is wrong

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? cause a wise man is one with brains and a wise guy lacks it.

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? Something that comes as a hard lesson for many:

LANGUAGES are not LOGICAL

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? One penny is for my thoughts (thoughts normally kept to self), the second is for me to share my opinion outloud.

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Because if you hand your money over to him and trust him to just do a good job and make some good stock picks for you, you will go broke. LOL.

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"? just another way to say hey you are doing it wrong or something is wrong with you, dude the world is out of whack

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?