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Posted: 19 years ago
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HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION:

Assumptions: Aastha (original one) is still alive and all other characters are the same as we can see now. Ross and Monica (from original cast) are not brother and sister...

Regrets: I am fan of FRIENDS so i deeply regret doing this to the characters but i am just trying to make it interesting...

Characters & Characteristics

Ross - Sid Dorky, confused, easy to manipulate

Rachel - Aastha Successful family background, confused, weird relationship with parents!!

Monica - Sia Uptight, attracted to older men, feeling like the 'other' child all the time

Chandler - Gaurav Not much to brag about family, very committed to work, always falling in love with the wrong girls

Joey - Yash Happy-go-lucky person, influenced by almost anybody and anything, loves food, thinks that he is God's gift to womankind

Phoebe - Saakshi Really off-the-chart wacko, would be willing to get pregnant with triplets if it means helping someone out, divorced, has funky tastes but is likeable.

Setting - Chai stall in Bombay, somewhere named "Simran Chamcha Chaiwala"

Scene - Here is where your participation comes in...suggest a scene that cracks us all up with these characters...i am also going to think, but i thought i should put this out there first...coz some of the members are Hilarious in this forum, and i would love to see what they come up with also.

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Posted: 19 years ago
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OK here goes my first attempt:

Sid: Kya hai yeh sab, abhi tak Simran aunty ne call nahin kiya...unki aankhon ke saath unki drishti bhi cali gayi kya?

Sia: Yeh kya keh rahe ho Sid? Mama ko tou tum jaante hi ho...woh maine unko jo radio diya thaa na, usko sun rahi hogi. It ni jaldi kisi ko judge kyon karne lagte ho?

Aastha: My God, Sia! Main jaanti hoon ki tum apni mama ko 18 saal baad mil rahi ho, lekin you are too much to toelrate at times. Hamesha apni gifts ko kyun beech mein laati ho? Pichhle saal jo gift tumne diya thaa mujhe woh tou maine kab ka trash kar diya...oye! Sid ke shoulder se apna haath hataa lo...


Gaurav: uh-um, um...mere kandhey pe haath rakh do Sia, mujhe koi problem nahin...lekin main tumhaare aur Sid ke beech nahin aana chahta...aakhir yeh tumhari life hai.

Yash (just entering): Guys! Guys! Pataa hai kya? Kal maine Saakshi ko...yeh kya? phir se tum log jhagad rahe ho? Relax guys, main apne saath Simran aunty ko bhi laya hoon (looks around)...O shit, main unko raaste mein hi bhool aaya...i was supposed to walk her...

Saakshi: Dr.Simran koi dog nahi hai, Yash ki tumhein unko walk karana padey. Kabhi tou kisi cheez ki izzat kiya karo...(looking around and calling out loudly) - Dr.Simran, where are you....*whistles* come here! Sit! I will give you a treat if you do...

Sid: Enough of all this yaar, main jaa raha hoon hospital.

Sia: Vaise Sid, tum exactly kya karte ho us hospital mein? I mean tum OBGYN tou ho nahin...

Saakshi: O i know, i know...tum gynaecologist ho na? (sees Sid shaking his head) O tou seriously, kya karte ho tum hospital mein?

Yash: Aajkal tou hum dono security ka kaam kar rahe hain vahaan. Fortunately Simran aunty ne mere ya Sid ke qualifications ki ore kuchh dhyaan nahin diya...kyon Sid? haan? haan?

Aastha: Meri mama ne mere naam par hospital tak bana diya hai...kabhi kabhi mujhe dar lagta hai ki agar main mar gayi, tou woh Sia ko bhi Aastha bana degi...i am fed up of all this attention yaar!

Yash: Tou meri mama ke paas chali jaao...usko attention dene ki bilkul aadat nahin hai.

Sia: Nahin Aastha, mama ko mujhe Aastha banane ki zaroorat nahin hogi, main khudd Aastha ban jaaoungi in the hopes that she will love me more then.

Sid: Anyways guys, I am really getting late...
Sia: Main bhi chalti hoon...Shaguna? mera khaana ready hai kya? Gaurav tum bhi chalo na, mazaa aayega...
Aastha: Tou Yash, tum apni mama ke baare mein kya keh rahe thay? (walks off with Yash)
Saakshi: Main phir se akeli ho gayi 😭 Koi baat nahin, main kisi random hospital mein jaake kisi ki jaan bachaati hoon...

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Posted: 19 years ago
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👏

This is too much! I've really enjoyed it 👏 👏 👏

😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
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wow...this was too good...
👏 👏
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Posted: 19 years ago
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That was funny. I was imagining Phoebe, Rachel, Monica. Ross, Chandler and Joey in the scene mouthing this inane stuff. Good work.
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Posted: 19 years ago
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good job . !! 😛 You should be astitva's script writer not the joker who's writing Simran / yash story.
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Originally posted by: indygirl

good job . !! 😛 You should be astitva's script writer not the joker who's writing Simran / yash story.



I agree totally 👏
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Try singing the following in the theme of Astitva's title song - it cracked me up...i couldnt do it right - the songs kept intertwining...but its fun!

No one told you life was gonna be this way, (clapclapclap)
You job's a joke, you're broke, your lovelife's DOA,
Its like you're always stuck in second gear,
When it hasnt been your week, your day, your month
Or even your year...
But...I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour,
I'll be there for you,
Like I have been before,
I'll be there for you,
'Coz you're there for me too...
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Posted: 19 years ago
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thatis too funny, Chweety! 👏 👏 😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Hey Chweety...why dont you write a cameo...i bet it will be hilarious with these characters...and your sense of humor 😊

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