A moment together.

I apologise if this story is not that good but its because i wanted to share some smiles with you...

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle
registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the
owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in
the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs
away to his car, and calls for back up. Within
minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his
half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your
vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you
have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk
of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing
but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you
do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls
out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my
officers told me you didn't have a license, that
you stole this car, and that you murdered and
hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bas***d told you I
was speeding too.

and this joke belongs to its rightfull owner and thanks for spending a moment with me.
and sorry for any error.

Joker joining the Army:
Officer: We need you in the army.
Joker: I'll join but on three conditions.
Officer: Ok. what are the conditions?
Joker: My first condition is that I'll not wear
the uniform because it is hot.
Officer: Ok. What is the second condition?
Joker: I'll not do the perade and other training
under the sun because it is hot. I'll only do it
under the shed or some kind of shadow cover.
Officer: Ok. What is your third condition?
Joker: And my last and most important
condition is that during war times, I'll remain
on leave.



A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way
he asked the sailor:
"Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology,
Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth.
You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The
Sailor asked the Professor, do you know
swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: "Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat
your assology, headology & you will dieology
because of your mouthology.

Once there were three boys who went to the
park, their names were: Shut Up, Manners and
Trouble. Trouble got lost so Shut Up told
Manners to wait while he went to ask the
police for help.
The police asked, "What is your name?" He said
Shut Up, then the police yelled, "What is your
name?"
He said Shut Up, then the police asked where
are your manners? The boy said out in the
park. Then the police asked, "Are you looking
for trouble?" Then the boy said, "Yes, how did
you know?"

wonderful ones

awsome one

thanks for appreciating... atleast someone cares to like my work.
and you guys rock.

loved all of them but the best one was the first one..😆😆

thanks for sharing😊

loved 1st & 3rd stories
4th one omggg🤣🤣🤣
awesome... tfs:)

glad to brigten you up and its my duty to bring that cute smiles on your face.