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Title Ramayan
my dearest VQ ...this one is for u. special thanks to megha for u know who ki casting for surpanakha 🤣
Title Ramayan
type of writing - trying to copy ramayan...and failing miserably🤣
Disclaimer- this os/ fiction is purely my pagal dimag ka fitoor. any similarity to any person is purely co incidental.😆
chalo lete hain bhganwan ka naam
Jai Shree Raaam 🤣
so, are u ready?? 🤣
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Ramayan⭐️👏
Arjun as Ram
Riya as Sita
Sam as Laxman
later characters will be added in story (if i write more wahiyat after this 😆)
story starts after ram sita laxman goes to banwas😭
Sam gone for shikaar, Riya in jhopri wala kitchen🤣, Arjun outside cutting woods.
surpanakha came (imagine the face urself)😉 and stand behind ram
su- hello handsome😳
arj (full shocked)- jungle mein meena kumari????😲
su-wow, main aur meena kumari?? thank u jaanu😃
arj- no, meena kumari ki bohot kharab xerox copy dikhti ho🤢👏
su- abbe chu🤬 (then controling herself) jaaneman, ye kya baat lekar baith gaye?? itni khoobsurat ladki yahan khadi hain, aur tum kaam mein busy ho? thoda mujh pe bhi kaam kar lo, mere saath bhi busy ho jao (full bold girl eh)😉
arj- khoobsurat ladki?? (shocked) kahan hain kahan hain??? (looking here and there)😲😲👏
su- andhe!!!! ye item dikhti nahi kya be??? (pointing toward her body) khali peeli kyu dimag ki maa behen kar raha hain be???😡
arj- behen jeee...😆
su-what the??? kaun behen??
arj- aap mata jee...😆
su- abbe chu🤬 (censored...🤣) handsome, tumhari ankhen hain ya button? main mata jee dikhti hoon kya?
arj- sorry...aunty jee
surpanakha had enough now. she was so turned on, and this guy is wasting time, not full filling her desire... she wanted him, now!
sur- teri tooo (she hold his wrist, and she was so powerful then arjun fell on ground. she fell on top of him, tear apart his shirts)😡🤢🤢
arj- mummy...bachaaaooo😲 sitaaa ...siteee (he meant sita 🤣)
sur- aaj tujhe mere haathon se kaun bachayega??? (villain kahin ki😆🤢)
arj--- mujhe bechari abla nar ko koi bachaooo😭
sur-- hehe hahhahahha (mogambo type laughter)🤣🤣
surpanakha leaned on her prey, she was inches away from his face then...something smell!!
sur- abbe chu🤬(censored) tune kuch kiya na?
arj (confused) - maine kya kiya?😕
sur- to itni buri smell kahan se arahi hain...??? (she thought he...did smthing...fart)🥱🤣
arjun and surpanakha turned, only to see riya standing behind them...holding a...bowl of garlic!!!!!
arj- what the...?
sur- nahiii 🤢
and with that, she ran into deep forest, crying and howling. apparently, hayna heard her style of crying and copied her😆😆🤣...her crying was more like laughing, so it is called now hayna ki hassi.🤣
actually surpanakha was a dracula, smelling lehsoon, she ran away...draculas hate lehsoon na..
🤣🤣she wanted to have ram/arjun ki khoon to fulfill her blood ki desire...what have u guys think???😲
gutter gutter 🥱🤣
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