Shree OS: Shree Ki Atmakatha

dear diary,

aaj to hadd hi ho gayi...bas, i have enough. samajhte kya hain ye log
mujhe? insan hu, koi laptop nahi ki jab chahe shut down, jab chahein
restart...

jab se yahan pe kaam suru kiya hain, meri to kismat hi foot chuki hain
diary. socha ek bade se office mein job karunga, kitni reputation hogi meri.
log mujhe salam thokenge, mujhse darenge...yahan to sala main darr darr ke mar
raha hu, and also not to forget the tortures i have to bear every now and
then...hay re meri futi kismat! pata nahi kis manhoos ghari mein maine yahan
ke job ka appointment letter paya tha...kis manhoos ghari mein maine apply
kiya tha...amar ar valo lage na.

aaj kal dekh raha hu, mujhse multi task karwaya ja raha hai. hu to main
tech expert, par aaj kal forensic aur interrogation bhi main hi kar raha hu. ye
sab liza ki bachhi ki galti hain...humesha gayab hoti rehti hain, aur uske
hisse ka kaam bhi mujhe hi karna parta hain. humesha main hi fasta hu in sab jhamelon mein, kyu? yeh bhagwan ko kya dushmani thi mujhse, jo departement ke
do sabse hitler boss ko bhej diya mere liye?

ek, humare chief...agar kisi ko ek baar ache se ghur liya, to us insan ka
wohin pe antim sanskar confirm! baap re...woh laal ankhein to mujhe aaj bhi
mere night mares mein darate hain...rowdy rathore! agar aise hote hain
rajput, to maa kasam zindagi mein rajput to kya , rajasthan se 100000 km ka
distance maintain karunga. aur unka dammit...acha hain meri control power
achi hain, warna kab ETF office mein mere pee se baar aa jati, ...ehmmm.
diary,thats a little secret between us, ok? kisi ko batana mat, samjhey ya
samjhaoon?

ooh...how can i forget mr akdu rawte, sys? haila...agar rowdy rathore se koi
bach bhi jay,(jiski gurantee khud bhagwan bhi nahi de sakta...survival
chance.00000000009%) inse bachne ka to koi rasta hi nahi. yeh aur unka famous
gussa, not to forget those glares. uuuimaaa...mujhe to soch ke bhi goosebumps aate hain diary. baap re, kabhi kabhi sochta hu acha hain ki main yahan pe kaam
karta hu, warna agar criminal ban jata, aur in dono ke haath aa jata, main to
seedha bhagwan ke darshan ho jate. kya memory hain by god...aur kya sharp
mind! very impressive...par utna hi kharoos. agar kabhi sweetly thank you keh
dega to uske baap ka...oops, i mean uska kya jayga? waise ek baar thank you
to kahan tha...par i was too shocked to react even.

par isse main mujhpe huye atyachar ko nahi bhulunga..kabhi nahi. humesha
mujhe hi puppet ki tarha use karte hain ye log...jab bhi koi undercover kaam
hota hain, mujhe aagey dhakel dete hain. main admi hu ki ball, always continue
to pass me here and there? khud boss hoke sirf order jharte rehte hain, aur
sara kaam mujhse karwate hain, not fair! aur aaj to hadd hi ho gayi. mujhe puri
raat jaga kar koi CCTV footage dikhaya gaya...kyu?the mahan akdu rawte akele
mein nahi dekh sakta? unko darr lagta hain kya andhere mein? chalo thik
hain...socha footage mein inhe kuch mil gaya, ab to meri subah ko chutti..par
meri footi kismat...mujhe sare details ke liye order de diya. haan...sirf
mujhse hi kaam karwayenge, aur koi jo nahi hain bali ka bakra. agar boss nahi
hote to main to inki...

mujhe chain se sone nahi dete, humesha kaam. kitne din ho gaye, market to
kya, thik se washroom tak nahi gaya. agar aisa hi chalta raha, to ek din office
pe smell attack to nischit hain, courtesy to me! aur puri office spot dead ho
jayegi...mujhe chutti chahiye, i need break. zindagi mein sala pehli baar
lappy se nafrat hone lagi hain...i dont want to see that home screen for
sometime at least. i want to see a...newpaper, for a change. aaj main leave
ke liye apply karne wala hu, maa kasam pure chutti mein lappy ipad ko haath tak
nahi lagaoonga. mujhe shanti se sona hain...ankhon ke neeche dark circles par
gaye hain, i want to go spa... bas ek baar mujhe chutti mil jaye, warna stress
ke chalte main pagal ho jaoonga! pehle main apne lappy ko damage karunga, then
i will strangle my bosses, then i will hang myself to spare the tortures. i
need break!!!!!

p.s. hayre meri footi kismat!!!!!
aa gaya mere do khadoos bosses ke phone...off to crime scene. iss janam mein
to break nahi milega. Ri, i am coming to you, please book a seat for me in
heaven.

Originally posted by: riyasarkar007

leki is here...well thats remind me i again forgot to like...

Originally posted by: devildiva21

🤣🤣 leki ko dekh ke tujhe like karna yad aaya🤣🤣