OS : Why This Kolaveri Di? *Complete*

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@MriduB

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#41

Originally posted by: fatima15
the update was so funny 🤣 loved it
arjun to sam "Shareefness toh meri rag-rag mein hai" 😆
riya and anu mad at aisha
anu gave sam the ring back and riya is going to give him divorce 🤣
arjun and sam thinking girls ar lesbians 🤣🤣🤣
riya asked arjun to sleep on sofa :) poor guy
hotness ke genes mere andar by birth hain 😆
both guys were sleeping shirtless
can't wait to read more
thanks for the pm
please continue soon

Haha...Thanks Fatima!😳
Glad that u liked d update!😳

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@MriduB

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#42

Originally posted by: zebbie
Mridu,
u seriously wrote this????
I just cant believe myself...
It was superb and damn hilarious.
While reading,i was laughing out loud and rolling on the floor...
Thora DM nahi thha,pura ka pura DM thha...
OMG...
ArMeer ki dostana...
AnRi heartbroken...
It was too good and hilarious...
I laughed out loud...
Ahahahahahahahahaha...
🤣
waiting for the next part...
Hey,Mridu darling,aisa mat karo.
I always comment on ur stories and like ur stories,as well.
Ur stories are on my top favorite list...
I just love them.
Dnt stop updating them,please...
And,thanks for the PM.

Hahaha...yes! I'm the one jiske mind mein yeh ajeeb khayal aaya...😆 ajeeb ya dirty...jo marzi samajh lo😆
lei...ismein believe karne na karne waali kya baat hai? Jo sach hai woh sach hai 😆
Mere dimaag mein hi iss OS ka khayal aaya😆

PS : Don't worry! Will update my rest of the works...jisko padhna hai padhe...nahin toh bhaad mein jaaye!😉

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@MriduB

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#43

Originally posted by: LuckYMAma
oh god so funny..awsum updt yar..updt soon plz

Originally posted by: pihu_angad
awessome..

Thanks a lot!😳

Originally posted by: Queen.Bee
ahahahahaa...

lekin one doubt.. so ariya is married n anu n sameer is engaged.. right??

lol dostana hi dostana hai!!

Haha...yes! Ariya married, Sanu engaged!😳

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@MriduB

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#44

Originally posted by: alee001
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 !!!

hilariouss updateee!!!!!

Thanks!😳

Originally posted by: dashequalsd3
Hey Bhagwaan!!! Ye kaisa anarth hai?? *faints*

Hahaha...😆 Theek ho na abhi?😛

Originally posted by: madmadona
omg awesome🤣
dostana🤣 so funny update 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it seems like 4 of them r misunderstanding each other
let's see how the ll make it up again
update soon

Thanks!😃
Indeed they are misunderstanding the other!😆
Hmm...rest...about their patch up...hmm...I can't say...coz I haven't decided anything!😆

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abhinaya

@Abhipyaarhua

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Posted: 12 years ago

#45

Heya
Lol...!!! I am literally on the floor laughing...!!!! Totally funny...!!! And poora double meaning...!!!! Update soon...!!!!
Until next comment
Loads of love
Byeee...!!!

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@MriduB

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#46

Originally posted by: ilovemyself14
Heya
Lol...!!! I am literally on the floor laughing...!!!! Totally funny...!!! And poora double meaning...!!!! Update soon...!!!!
Until next comment
Loads of love
Byeee...!!!

Heyya!
Haha...glad that u liked d update! Thanks!😳

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@MriduB

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#47

Here's the second part, the last part!😛

Part-2

An hour later,

The girls were ready to leave for the office, when they witnessed another 'dostana' moment...

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The guys were shirtless. Ok!

Hmm...Sam was carrying Arjun on his back. Hmm...Fine!

The next thing surely won't be fine :

Arjun was rubbing his nose on Sam's left earlobe!

Sam's pink cheek turned red! The guys were again busy doing their stupid antics.

The guys turned towards girls, made faces and then turned again, as they again started doing their stupid antics!

Anu : "Sam..."
Sam : "Kya hai?"
Ri : "Aap log office nahi aa rahe?"
Arj : "Ikathe aayenge hum log baad mein..."

The whole day, the guys were together and girls were together.

Nearly 10 in the night,
Home,

The guys entered the rooms, as :

Ariya,

"Arjun..."
"Kya hai Riya?"
"Arjun...I'm sorry..."
"It's ok Riya..."

Arjun was just going to leave the room, when Riya grabbed Arjun's hand,

"Ajju...ajju aap gussa hain mujhse?"

Arjun removed Riya's hand off his and left for the guest room, as Riya pouted her lips and started sobbing.

Sanu,

"Sam..."
"Haan Anu..."
"Sam...I'm sorry..."
"It's ok..."

Anu : "Sam...ur gussa na?"
Sam : "Nahi..."

And even Sam left for the guest room.

Few minutes later,
In Ariya's room,

"Riya...mein tujhe keh rahi hunn na...chal mere saath..."
"Par Anu di...aapko lagta hai ki..."
"We don't have any other option...agar doubts clear karne hain toh...bas...yehi ik option hai ki we observe them..."

Riya nodded in +ve and the girls walked towards the guest room.

The girls were standing close to the locked door, as :

"Abey dhire!"
"Arjun! Aur kitna dhire?"
"Isse bhi dhire..."
"Isse dhire dhire karunga toh subha ho jayegi...lekin yeh kam ni complete hoga..."
"Sam...samjha kar na...plz dhire..."
"Hmm...theek hai..."

Outside the room,

The girls looked at each other open - mouthed.

"Ab toh pakka ho gaya ki yeh dono gay hai...dono ka dostana hai...Anu di...aapki kismat achi hai...jo shaadi se pehle hi aapko pata lag gaya ki Sameer bhai..."

Anu just made a puppy face as the girls left for Riya's room.

Few minutes later,
Riya's room,

The guys were trying to hear what their girls were talking about as they stood outside the room...and what they heard, was utterly...well :

"Meine toh humare future ki saari planning karli thi Riya...shaadi...shaadi hone ke 2 mahine baad...ik mahina bhar honeymoon...phir 2-3 saal baad do bache...bas...zindagi se yahi toh chah thi meri..."

Outside the room,

"Haye allah...ghor kalyug...meine Anu se aisa kuch expect ni kiya tha...mujhe toh laga tha ki sharif hai...lekin ab toh pakka clear confirm hai ki Anu ka saara ka saara interest Riya mein hai...planning toh meine ki thi ki hum log 2 mahine lambi chuttiyan katne jayenge London Paris NY...par yahaan toh...Arjun...Arjun yeh sab kya ho raha hai humare saath..."

"Aur yeh cake jo banaya humne guest room mein uska kya...?"

Sam looked at Arjun, sighed and left for the garden.

Garden,

Sam was sitting in the garden, as Anu walked towards him and sat next to him on the bench.

Anu : "Sam..."
Sam : "Baby why this kolaveri di?"
Anu : "(looks at Sam confused)"
Sam : "baby agar mujh mein interest nahi tha toh pehle bata diya hota..."
Anu : "Sam kaise baatein kar rahe ho?"
Sam : "Baby...yeh sab jo ho raha hai na...theek nahi hai..."
Anu : "Wohi toh mein keh rahi hunn..."

The next morning,

The 4 people were having their breakfast together after a whole long day of ignorance.

Sam : "Khaana bahut acha hai..."
Anu : "(flashes her bubblicious smile) Thanks!"
Ri : "Aur yeh cake bahut acha hai..."
Arj : "Kal raat hum logon ne banaya tha guest room mein..."
Anu : "Toh aap log kal raat cake bana rahe thay guest room mein..."
Sam : "Haan kyun kya huya?"
Ri : "Humein laga ki..." she was just going to say some stuff...when Anu interrupted.
Anu : "Ki aap log humse gussa hain..."

Riya sighed.

Arj : "Nahin Anu, we were planning a surprise for you both..."
Sam : "Par humein jo surprise..."
Arjun interrupted,
Arj : "Tu theek keh raha hai Sam...humara surprise kahaan hai?"

Sam sighed.

'Bach gaya...nahin toh agar mere munh se nikal jaata ki...Thanks Arjun...aaj tunhein fir ik baar mujhe bacha liya..."

An hour later,

"You girls thouht ki we both are gays?"

"You guys thought ki we both are lesbians?"

Sam fainted in Arjun's arm, while Riya fainted in Anu's arms.

Few minutes later,

The fainted people, were lying on the sofa's and Anu-Arjun were sitting on the opposite sofa's.

"Arjun...kya hai yeh sab?"
"Kolaveri di Anu..."
"Kya? Kal Sam bhi yeh Kolaveri-Kolaveri lage huye thay...and today you! Argghhh!"
"Chill...ab yeh socho ki aage kya karna hai...yeh dostana ke chakar mein na bas...chaaron ka beda garak hai..."

That same night,

The 4 people were in 4 different places of the house, thinking about how wrong they were thinking about their partners.

Arjun :

'Yeh kya ho gaya hai sabko...bhagwan...aise anarth sochwaane se pehle humein marr kyun ni diya...meri Riya darling...ik dum shareef hai...ik dum gaiyen (cow) jaise hai...aur usse na jaane kya kya samajhne lag pada...ik minute...itni bhi shareef nahi hai...agar hoti toh...meri aur Sam ki dosti ko dostana na samjhti...Dostana...chiii! Itna characterless lagta hunn kya mein jo mera dostana hoga...Riya kam se kam iss baat ka toh khayal rakhti ki hum log shaadi shuda hain...and in case mujhe dostana karna hi hota toh mein shaadi se pehle kar leta...'

Riya :

'Bhagwan ji...yeh kya anarth tha? Hum log lesbians kis angle se lagte hain? 0 ke angle se ya 360 ke angle se?
Arjun aur Sam bhai toh shareef lagte thay...lekin...woh dono maane ya na maane...dono ka pakka dostana hai...subah se shaam ikathe rehte hain...aur DIG sir se milne bhi woh dono hi jaate hain...mujhe toh pakka doubt hai ki dono DIG sir ka naam laga ke kisi guest house mein romance karne ke liye ghus jaate honge...phir kaam khatam karke aake kehte hain ki Sir ko milke aayein hai...jabki dono 2-3 ghante guest house mein...hayeee!! Chiii!!!'

Anu :

'Durga maa...aisa kyun? Mein toh choti si...pyaari si...bubbly si ladki hunn...mere saath aisa karne se pehle socha kyun nahin? Arrrggghhh! Sam toh sharif lagte thay...phir unka dostana...par he thought ki me n Riya? Ghor kalyug...aise thodi na hota hai...she's just my friend...and not that type ki girlfriend...kya kya sapne sanjoye thay meine apne aur Sam ke future ke liye...aur Sam ne...(starts crying)..."

Sam :

Well Sam's state was totally hatke...

Our ACP Rathore was busy playing the instrument with 6 strings on it...I mean guitar...singing the song which perfectly described the 4 people's state of mind...

'Yo boys!
I'm sing song!
Soup Song!
Flop Song!'

'Bhagwan ji...apne na yeh gaana banake sachi ehsaan kiya hum jaise devdas bewde logon ke liye...Ab mein yehi gaana gaake...apna haal-e-dil theek karunga...pata ni logon ko kya problem hai mere pe...ainvi mere character pe question karte hain...mein itna handsome, gora-chita rajasthani ladka...whoz only interested in kudiyan...wait only Anu! aur log samajhte...wait aur Anu samajhti hai ki mera ladkon mein interest hai...gor kalyug prabhu! ghor kalyug!'

'Why this kolaveri kolaveri di?' (x2)
'Rhythm correct?'

'Why this kolaveri kolaveri di?
Maintain plz!
'Why this kolaveri...aaa di..'

'Distance-la moonu moonu, Moonu colour white
White background night-u night-u, night-u colour-u black-u'

'Why this kolaveri kolaveri di?' (x2)

'White skin-u girl-u girl-u
Girl-u heart-u black-u
Eyes-u eyes-u meet-u meet-u
My future dark'

'Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di?'

Haha...only god knows the reason of this kolaveri di...!

After that very night...Sanu stayed together and Ariya stayed together...forever!
Every single second the couples, I mean Sanu and Ariya stayed together...just like fevicol ka jod!
Sam never went with Arjun, and Anu never went with Riya for the cases!
No ArMeer ka dostana...no AnuRi ka dostana...!

**THE END**

~~Sorry for the mistakes!~~

PS : So finally this OS is over!

Edited by MriduB - 12 years ago