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to begin with,
There is NO dark past of Arjun with roshni... Arjun loves riya and sameer is single and ready to mingle… Shree and chotu less like juniors but more like friends to them….
It was a bright Sunday and Shree and chotu decided to pay a visit to their seniors cum friends' house….
"chotu, tujhe nahin lagta Arjun ka kisi ladki ke saath chakkar hai??"
"tu aisa kyun keh raha hai shree?? Agar aisa kuch hota to kya who hume nahin bataata?"
"ye bhi hai…. But wo na aaj kal bohut ajeeb behave kar rahe hai….. and I think even Rathod is having a gf….."
"abe chod na….. mujhe tightly pakad. Kahin tu gaadi ke speed ki wajah se gir na jaaye…."
"CHOTUUU…..dheere …….. mein mere mom dad ka iklauta beta hun…… meri shaadi nahin hui hai mere unborn bacche!!!! Unka kya?????"😆😆😆
"chup kar gadhe…"
They reach Arjun and sameer's place and notice rathod's car missing…
"iska matlab Rathod ghar pe nahin hain…."
"Arjun to hai chal na….."
They were about to ring the bell but stopped as they heard some noises from outhouse. They move there and notice he door locked from inside… they stood near the door and heard voices…..
Somewhat like this……
"uuuhhh….. ufff….. o no….. its sooo hard….."😉
"comeon…. Itna bhi nahin hai…. You can definitely handle…."
"huff….. na baba na…bus hogaya… we cant do this anymore Arjun….."
"kya we cant do this anymore Arjun???? Ofcourse we can…."
"par Arjun….."
"par war kuch nahin…. Bharosa hai na mujhpe…?? Trust me…. This will be fun…"😛
"agar tum kehte ho to…. Lets try…"
"to shuru kare?"
"par yahan???"
"yahan kya kharabi hai?? Itni acchi jagah to hai!!" spacious hai, lights acha hai…… ye karne mein aassaani hogi right…."
"baat to sahi hai Arjun…. Chalo lets try this and get over this once of all….."😃
"uff ye jacket bhi na??? nikaal dun to chalega arjun?"
"of course….. that would be most welcoming thing…. Main bhi iss shirt se baahar nikalta hun….. itni garmi hai yahan….."
"aaj ac kharaab hai kya???? Pehle kabhi itna hot nahin laga…."
"baatein kam aur kaam zyada…. Chalo idhar aajao…. Be quick…."😉😉
"ohkay…."
Shree and chotu were getting jhatkas over jhatkas outside…..
😆😆😆
"Arjun main isse aise pakdu to chalega???"
"oh god…. Tumhe har baat samjhana padta hai kya???? Thoda gently…. Yeah….. perfect….."
"tum bhi Arjun….. tum bhi kaise khade ho dekho…. Gir jaaoge….. "
"mujhe kuch nahin hoga…. Abhi main thoda push karoonga…. Sambhalke….. kahin chot na lag jaaye….."
" tum meri chinta mat karo Arjun…. I ll be perfectly fine….. "
"yeah I know….. how much fine you ll be after this… "
"Arjun…………… itna slow kyun…. Thoda zor se…. ummm ya…. Dts fyn…… o no…..nooo…. Arjun itna bhi zor se nahin……"
" tumne hi to kaha thoda zor se…. ab kya hua….. the more force I apply the sooner we can finish this…. Come on……"
" aaahhh…… Arjun…. Told you not to…… see I am hurt now….. aaahhh……. Ab main kya karun…..???"
"sh**. I am sooo sooo sorry….. I did not do this on purpose….. lemme see…."
"kya lemme see….. ab jaldi se ye khatam karke jaayenge… I don't like leaving things half done….."
"aki baba…. Chalo….."
"sambhalke Arjun……"
"yeah…. I know….."
"ummm….. ", "ufff….", "aahhh", "errr….."😉😉😉
After some time……
Shree and chotu were actually numbed by the noises they were hearing…….
"Arjun kya ye position theek hai???"
"ummm thoda right…. na utna nahin…. Thoda …..thoda neeche….. yeah perfect….. "
"you were actually right Arjun….this was real fun…… kaash chotu yahan hota to aur accha hota…. He would have helped us soo much…."
Hearing this chotu shouted loudly……"NAHIN……. I AM NOT WITH YOU GUYS……"😆😆😆😆😉😉
Suddenly the door of the outhouse opened and out came two people covered in sweat…… messy hair……crumpled dresses…..Arjun andd………………………………Sameer…….
Shree: "munna sada doli chadgaya band baj gaya…. 😆😆
Maa da laadla bigad gaya…."🤣😆
Sameer: kya hai ye shree???? Aur chotu aise kyun bhaag ke gaya??? Thodi der pehle aate to furniture and paintings set karne mein humari help hojaati na……. see we were struggling from past two hours……thoda help nahin kar sakte the kya???
shree: furniture…….. hum ne to socha ki……….
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