joke that suits shaleen - SHALEEN ARRESTED: (FUN)

kyaaa!!!!
kash kr de..delhi k roads pe ghumna pdega😆

I dn't want to c him in real,agar dekhlungi wo din meri zindagi ka aakhri din hoga😆khushi ke mare mar jaoungi😳

Originally posted by: Aliya_begh

I dn't want to c him in real,agar dekhlungi wo din meri zindagi ka aakhri din hoga😆khushi ke mare mar jaoungi😳

Aliya ur post reminded me the song "Bhulega dill jis din tujhe wo deen meri jindagi ka akhri din hoga"
But in Shaleen's case it should be " Dekhenge nain jis din tujhe wo din meri jindagi ka akhri din hoga" 😆
I will surely die if he came infront of me.

Sach mai shaleen k smile se sab mar jayenge...

Hey ...

Haaha very funny joke. Was in class when I read this and started laughing and my friends looked at me as if I had gone crazy.

Ha ha ha ha...
Funny post...

Originally posted by: MastiMuskaan

hey guys i just had a message from one of my friends..that suits shaleen like anything...even though it had his name in place of shaleen's but i just imagined him automatically😳😳😆

it said ..

Hi today's breaking news!

SHALLEN MALHOTRA ARRESTED FOR MURDER!!!

itis said that one fine morning he was passing by on his bike when a girl looked at him and he smiled!

bechari! khushi se mar gayi!😆

(she died out of happiness!😆)

oh my..mere sath aisa ho mai to sachi me mar jaungi...to see shaleen infront of my eyes!!😳😳😳 WOW!!!😉

MUSKAAN

very funny ab meri suno


shallu white shirt me ek party🥳 attend karne gya tha to vaha par ek ladki ne use pahle dance karte dekha ,dance aur white shirt dono ka combination dekhte hi wo behosh ho gai, phir shallu ne use hosh me lane ke liye vater se pani maanga , vetar ne galti se pani uski shirt pe gira diya to vo sara bhigh gya , phir to hosh me aate hi wo ladki mar hi gai, phir usne apne host dost ki shirt change ki bhi to black color ki , phir dusri ladki use dekhte hi baghwan ko pyari ho gai, phir police ko bulaya gaya to unki death ke reson ka pata chala, police wale ne kha ki bhai tum dunia ki sari ladkio ko apne white-black aur dance se hi maar doge to humare liye kyoun bachegi kyoki wo police wala bachelor tha🤪, bechara khud ke liye dar gya , shallu par en teeno cheezo ke liye ban laga diya ,us par ban ki sun kar hi party ki sari ladkiya , aadhi behosh ho gai , aadhi mar gai, bechara uska friend bola ki aaj ke baad tujhe party me hi nahi bulunga, aur agar bulunga bhi to kisi ladki ko nahi bulunga, samjhe, bechara shallu


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