The Times They Are A-Changin' l Drabble

The Times They Are A-Changin'

An uneasy silence draped the sets. The sound of shots being set up and of people bustling around broke through intermittently. The clamouring voices of the outside world seemed a million miles away, yet lay heavy on each one there.

Meanwhile, in RS's office where the supply of Rs was dwindling alarmingly, seemingly in direct proportion to vanishing eyeballs, a fuming RS storms in.

"Why the hell is Veet withdrawing its sponsorship from its 10:12pm and 10:25pm slot on SP?! I had an earful from Nitin Bawankule last night about that."

"Sir, woh GK ki fangirls on Twitter and IF..."

"Not another word about GK. I've had it with GK this, and GK that from his crazy fans. With all of their, I want this and Why don't you do that. What about what I want for my dear friend, Suds?!

I've just had an extremely frustrating meeting with Parag about the things they say about Suds. He refuses to step in and delete those comments from his platform. When I mentioned maybe banning those accounts, he had a sudden coughing fit... His assistant said they'd get back to me. I hope he's okay... his eyes were watering real bad... 🤔

Anyways (sic) chhodo ussko, have you spoken to Vijay? What action is he going to take? I want that forum archived right now. How dare they not even have Suds' picture in the banner! He's the hero damnit! I will not allow him to be ignored like this. I'll show those members with my web series just how badly they have misunderstood and misjudged him 😡

And get rid of that benchpress from the actors' dressing rooms. This is a place of work, not workout. Enough with the doley sholey. And enough with the MaAn Reels and whatnot. Where is Suds in all of this. Why is he never featured?! He has feelings damnit!

And I never want to see another packet of Maggi anywhere near the sets, understand?"

"Uh, Rajan sir... "

"Not now, Bhavna. I'm not in the best of moods. And it's all your bloody fault. What nonsense had you begun feeding viewers with. Where did you get to start imagining jijaji in the jee jee re?! And no, I will not give up on getting IF banned. Theirs is a next level trolling. It makes Suds break out in cold sweats. Not good for his moustache, the makeup department are complaining."

"Sir, Rajan sir, please... you have to listen to me. You can't get IF banned. Please. I have a confession to make. But, before I say anything, promise you'll hear me out like Bapuji and not Baa.

I... I... I... takemyinspirationfromstoriesandconversationswrittenonIF..."

"What?!"

"I'd taken my eye off the ball recently, swept away in the fun the T Gang was having. Lekin, Vamika ki kasam sir, I'll pull it all back. I'm brainstorming with Hinz, wahan ki principal. Aap dekhiye, sab theek kar denge hum.

Not being a miya mithhu or anything, but you know we orats are good at theek karoing 😇, sir."

oOo

Hina, since you're doling out such delightful and witty awards for us forumwasis I wanted to give you a present as well. In keeping with the times, it has necessarily to be without sir pair as you can see

Ladies, please do have a go at getting your nominations in here and read what Hinz has told Bhavna to write here

~ Ruchi

Spreading the word :)

Getting carried away... cause why not :)

HILARIOUS...

Aapke charan kahan hain behen!

Yo forum vasis, yeh dekh liya RS/SP ne, both r gonna explode!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Awesome yaar…., Just can’t pick what is my the favorite part because the entire thing is superb👏👏👏👏👏

OMG🤣🤣🤣

I just woke up to pee and I have to go again after reading this...

Ruchi what have you done 🤣

I have to send this to Bhavna, jijaji - jee jee re🤣

ok I shall be back in the morning with an actual bina sir pair ka comment, love you girl😘😘😘

Thats hilarious Ruchi👏👏👏

you are so creative and definitely deserve the most creative member award.

The terms you came up with. Maggi, bench press😂😂.
I hope now tea cup won’t get banned 😂😂

But one thing is sure GK hai to sab hain, varna nahi

HAHAH THIS IS HILARIOUS. PURE GOLD 🤣

thank you for this wonderful start to the day Ruchi :)

Originally posted by: Arshi67

The Times They Are A-Changin'

An uneasy silence draped the sets. The sound of shots being set up and of people bustling around broke through intermittently. The clamouring voices of the outside world seemed a million miles away, yet lay heavy on each one there.

For a second I thought ki tu ne horror story likhna kyu chaalu kar diya😕

I mean most of the horror story begins with "sheher k shor sharaabe se milo door ek soon saan bangla tha blah blah blah" and this gave similar vibes

Meanwhile, in RS's office where the supply of Rs was dwindling alarmingly, seemingly in direct proportion to vanishing eyeballs, a fuming RS storms in.

Expectations of Rajan sir after introducing vanika track:

Reality:

"Why the hell is Veet withdrawing its sponsorship from its 10:12pm and 10:25pm slot on SP?! I had an earful from Nitin Bawankule last night about that."

"Sir, woh GK ki fangirls on Twitter and IF..."

Le fangirls be like:

"Not another word about GK. I've had it with GK this, and GK that from his crazy fans. With all of their, I want this and Why don't you do that. What about what I want for my dear friend, Suds?!

For those who think breakup hurts the most should meet rs and Anuj who have sacrificed their khoon paseene se jamaya hua business just to prove their love and loyalty for their freind and sister respectively😆

If toxic relationship had a face🤪

I've just had an extremely frustrating meeting with Parag about the things they say about Suds. He refuses to step in and delete those comments from his platform. When I mentioned maybe banning those accounts, he had a sudden coughing fit... His assistant said they'd get back to me. I hope he's okay... his eyes were watering real bad... 🤔

Well i would like to apologise to sadu suddu and Rs Sir on the behalf of whole fd for the mean awful and accurate things we said😊

Anyways (sic) chhodo ussko, have you spoken to Vijay? What action is he going to take? I want that forum archived right now. How dare they not even have Suds' picture in the banner! He's the hero damnit! I will not allow him to be ignored like this. I'll show those members with my web series just how badly they have misunderstood and misjudged him 😡

Aryabhatta invented zero only to describe the number of people interested in that web series 😴

And get rid of that benchpress from the actors' dressing rooms. This is a place of work, not workout. Enough with the doley sholey. And enough with the MaAn Reels and whatnot. Where is Suds in all of this. Why is he never featured?! He has feelings damnit!

@bold- now i finally begin to understand his feelings starting from this very moment 🥺🥺🥺

Infact the pain that he hides behind that creepy smile of his is called muskura 'hurt'😭

And I never want to see another packet of Maggi anywhere near the sets, understand?"

Rs be like "missing the good old days when Maggi was banned in India...it's time to travel back to 2015😎"

"Uh, Rajan sir... "

"Not now, Bhavna. I'm not in the best of moods. And it's all your bloody fault. What nonsense had you begun feeding viewers with. Where did you get to start imagining jijaji in the jee jee re?! And no, I will not give up on getting IF banned. Theirs is a next level trolling. It makes Suds break out in cold sweats. Not good for his moustache, the makeup department are complaining."

Oh so may be that's the reason bcz of which the omnipresent mooch is missing in the most awaited web series of the year🤡

"Sir, Rajan sir, please... you have to listen to me. You can't get IF banned. Please. I have a confession to make. But, before I say anything, promise you'll hear me out like Bapuji and not Baa.

Le RS be like "I will listen like baapu g only if you promise to speak like mama g in sentences and not like anupama in paragraphs"🤪

I... I... I... takemyinspirationfromstoriesandconversationswrittenonIF..."

"What?!"

"I'd taken my eye off the ball recently, swept away in the fun the T Gang was having. Lekin, Vamika ki kasam sir, I'll pull it all back. I'm brainstorming with Hinz, wahan ki principal. Aap dekhiye, sab theek kar denge hum.

Brainstorming with hinz!!😕

Hinz you have brain??!!!😲😲

You never told me

Not being a miya mithhu or anything, but you know we orats are good at theek karoing 😇, sir."

Then i highly doubt anupama to be a true orat bcz wo to bas kaam bigaarti hai🤡

oOo

Hina, since you're doling out such delightful and witty awards for us forumwasis I wanted to give you a present as well. In keeping with the times, it has necessarily to be without sir pair as you can see

Ladies, please do have a go at getting your nominations in here and read what Hinz has told Bhavna to write here

~ Ruchi

(I already had this urge to copy paste hina ka naam for every award aur ab tu bhi aa gai🤣)

Baaki member kya kare sanyaas le le 😆