Nation wants to know 🤡ep 2 pg 3 updated 20 Nov - Page 2

This is an epic work. I can't stop laughing within 100 decibels🤣

Shrizz, your humor is top notch🤣

Kahan se aati hai aisi top notch (super nonsense) news likhne ki inspiration. Kaha se?!!!

Vese tumne BITCHari katori ko nhi bulaya

Oh Gosh 😆🤣

ROFL

Seriously your post is just epic one 😆

Thank you so much for this post 🤗

Mr. Bunty ne to game hi palat diya hai 😉

This is damn amazing and hilarious!!

Idk if TVF's News Debate skit was your inspiration behind this, but I legit had Biswa as Arnab speaking in my head. 😆

Hats off to you for this. Hope to see more!

Originally posted by: asmaanixx

This is damn amazing and hilarious!!

Idk if TVF's News Debate skit was your inspiration behind this, but I legit had Biswa as Arnab speaking in my head. 😆

Hats off to you for this. Hope to see more!

Originally posted by: shrizz

Good evening viewers and welcome to "Barely speaking" with GrrrrrNAB ROSWAMI 🤡

From Kashmir to Kanyakumari everybody is asking the same question "Will anupama ever develop romantic feelings for Anuj?"

On the panel tonight we have :

⚫Mr Ravanraj 💩from "mai bhi chowkidaar party"

⚫ Anupamaa👑 from "Why should boys have all the fun organisation"

⚫Well known Majnu Mr Anuj kapadia🥵 from "ektarfa aashiq shayar's club"

⚫Besharam Baa💩 from "Anti paraya mard association"

⚫Mr Bunty🛵 from......ammmm...he is here just on viewer's demand

So tonight The Nation wants to know "Will anupama ever love Anuj the way she loves giving speeches?....will anupamaa ever fall in love with him the way baa has fallen in our eyes?....will anupamaa ever go crazy for him the way ravanraj has gone crazy in his obsession with her?"

Just like all the news debates now a days, I'm also going to start this one sided debate with my personal views and judgements disguised as questions✌️

So let's start the debate with mr vanraj Shah🐶 also called ravanraj,forestking,vaanar raj etc by his haters(he barely has any fanbase)

So Mr Shah tell me... what do you think?Can anupamaa ever love mr kapadia the way you love your ego?

Mr Shah:Ammm....GrrrNAB first of all thank you for calling me in your show....well...I will be grateful to you if you allow me to sit on my chair 🪑...I don't feel evil much sitting on this sofa(chuckles)

GrrrNAB:Mr Shah I don't have all the time in this world for your tantrums like anupamaa has....PLZZ don't waste my time as I'm not jobless like you and answer my question

Mr Shah: well according to me anu will never fall for Anuj 😎

GrrrNAB:how can you be so confident?😳

Mr Shah:Oh no Mr ROSWAMI I'm not being confident.... actually I know anu from last 26 years and I know that she only loves her speeches+her kitchen....she will never love a man who cooks food on his own and comes in between her and her beloved kitchen....kitchen par sirf us ka haq hai😆

Anuj:I'm sorry GrrrNAB for interrupting in between but can I answer Mr Shah on this.....!!

GrrrNAB:I'm sorry mr kapadia but we don't allow gentleman like you with voice below 100 decibels to speak in our debate show...if you want to speak you have to shout as Shahs always do

Anuj:Ammmm....

Aawazo k jungle me

ped bebas shaant khare hai.....

Anupamaa+Vanraj+Baaa+GrrrNAB+Bunty+

viewers all speak together-Areee OOO shayar kapadia yaha to shayari karna band kariye ne aur seedhe seedha boliye kya bolna chahte hai

Anuj:😳

GrrrNAB:my dear viewers as you can see that Mr kapadia is in his dream world once again, probably writing some shayari or dreaming about touching anupamaa with his eyes(sanskaari you know)...so we will continue the debate with besharam baa popularly called as "chup ho jaa paagal aurat " by her haters(no fans once again)

Baa:Mai paraye mardo k mooh nahi lagti🐷

GrrrNAB: Chup kar Burhiya...Ammm... I mean to say respected Baaa can you plzz shut the duck up and listen to my question

Baa:jaldi puch....mujhe shahi baag k saari bahuo ki chugli karne bhi jaana hai shaam ko

GrrrNAB-Ok so coming straight to the point...what do you think baa....will anupamaa ji ever be able to love paraya mard Anuj the way you imagine in your thoughts....will she ever be able to cross the lines of freindship which according to you she has already crossed

Baa:No

GrrrNAB:how do you know?

Baa:She can never love Anuj

GrrrNAB:is there any logic behind your words....why do you say so?

Baa:I don't believe in logics.😳

GrrrNAB:then how and why should we believe that you are right?

Baa: Because I'm three decades older than you

GrrrNAB:so what....that's illogical reason that you are giving

Baa:I said na....logics don't exist for me....if logic is a music then I'm deaf.

GrrrNAB:my dear viewers this woman has gone crazy....let's straight away move to anupamaa ji and ask her directly whether she will ever love Anuj

So miss anupamaa plzz tell our viewers about your thoughts on this

Anupamaa :Ammmmm.....jai shri krishna😳

GrrrNAB:Jai shri krishna anupamaa ji....now plzz continue

Anupama:Aurat jo hoti hai na use humesa sab kuch akele hi sehna hota hai...samaaj k saare niyam bas aurato k liye hote hai

GrrrNAB:ok anupamaa ji we understand but can you plzz answer my question

Anupamaa:Kyu har baar ek aurat se hi sawaal pucha jata hai....kyu kabhi kisi mard se ye nahi pucha jata

GrrrNAB:Miss anupamaa we will come to this woman empowerment topic later on but for now can you plzz answer my question

Anupama:Thak gai hu mai logo ko jawab de de kar....ye sawaal aap Anuj se kyu nahi puchte hai....sirf isliye kyu ki wo ek mard hai?

GrrrNAB: Anupamaa ji....you are taking me wrong....I'm not asking this to Anuj bcz we already know that he loves you but we don't know about your feelings so...

Anupamaa:Mard k liye kitna aasan hota hai ye sab baate bolna ki wo kisi se pyaar karte hai par ek aurat k liye utna hi mushkil

GrrrNAB: Anupamaa ji can you please skip all this mard vs aurat for now and answer my simple question

Anupamaa:yeah Mr ROSWAMI I'm coming to your question but before that I need to give my 20 minutes speech consisting of word "MARD" and "AURAT" repeated 100 times

GrrrSWAMI: Ab bas...ab bahut ho gaya... ab aur nahi😡

my dear viewers I can't tolerate these crazy people here...they are all gone cases so I will leave this on you all to decide

So Viewers,here is a Q for you before I talk to Mr Bunty .Will anu be able to move on from her first love i.e "giving speeches" and fall in love with Anuj?Answer Yes or No as your answer to 540025

So Mr Bunty, now it's your turn to speak ...would you like to say anything to your fans from India forum who have never seen you but still are crazy for you and include you in all their crazy discussions

Mr Bunty-Ammm GrrrNAB first of all thank you for calling me....even my frnd Anuj forgot me and never mentioned me again in the show but thanks to my loyal fans in IF... they keep talking about me and even write os on me😃

GrrrNAB-Will you ever come in the show?

Mr Bunty-oh yeah I will definitely come once my scooter starts working😃...it went to service center 26 years ago and I'm still waiting for it to return

GrrrNAB-ok so last but not the least I would like you to answer whether Anu will ever love Anuj

Mr Bunty-Well according to my sources she already does😃

Damn!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This super duper funny. I read it like three times and couldn't stop laughing.

Hats off to your imagination and creativity.

OMG! This was hysterical and so, so spot on!!! 🤣

You have them all down pat 🤣 not least the Decibel drowner in chief "GrrrNAB Roswani" 👏

Bechara Anuj really doesn't stand a chance does he in this melee?!

That anupama part

Good evening viewers and welcome to the second episode of Barely speaking with GrrrrrNAB ROSWAMI

Well the last episode was quite disastrous as I was not able to handle all the pshycopaths at once🤪

Anyway let's try to forget about that as conveniently as vanraj has forgotten all his past mistakes in the show✌️

My dear viewers I know very well that most of you watch the show only for Anuj kapadia , but unfortunately bcz of the format you all have to tolerate other characters including anupamaa too

Today on Viewers demand I have decided to interview national crush Anuj kapadia himself....he is the person whose voice was left unheard in the last debate because of his gentleman behaviour and inability to shout....he is the person who started his carrier as a college level chhapri dancer but later on became famous and HOT NRI business man

So yes ladies and gentlemen let's welcome Mr Anuj Kapadia in the TIMES EWW studio with a big round of applause

GrrrNAB: Hello Mr Anuj kapadia

Anuj:Phirse aap k show me aana ab meri zarurat ho gaya

Aap ne liya to naam mera aur bhi khubsurat ho gaya

GrrrNAB:ammm I'm sorry mr Anuj but I am not habituated to such decent talks and sher o shayari...can you please be a bit rude and give me some 'masala' or atleast say something controversial for the sake of my news channel's trp

Anuj:I love anupamaa👉👈

GrrrNAB:Nice try mr kapadia but that would have been controversial a week ago before the "confession promo" kaand...now it's normal for fans as well as Anupama

Anuj:Do you want me to say that I love baa...that would definitely create a controversy😃 (bends towards GrrrNAB and whispers in his ear)

GrrrNAB:Oh no no...I don't allow anyone to give spoilers in my show....let's keep pretending that MaAn is the real couple and surprise the audiences later on (whispers back)

GrrrNAB to cameraman:Cut that whispering scene...the iv should look real and not scripted

Continue

GrrrNAB: So Mr kapariya tell us something about yourself

Anuj: Ammmm....there is nothing much to tell but yeah I love anupamaa

GrrrNAB: That's fine mr kapariya but tell us something that we don't know...like tell us about your hobbies ,your future business projects etc

Anuj:Ammmm...my hobby is....Ammmm....it's solving anupama's daily life problems I guess😛

And coming to My new business projects....ammm...I have not thought much about future but yeah one thing for sure I know and that's about my business partner in all those upcoming projects...that will be anupamaa for sure *blush*

GrrrNAB:Mr kapadia come on...can you even give a single answer without involving anupamaa?😡

Anuj:Are you asking me to not say " I love anupamaa" at the end of my every sentence....well that's not fair....it's like a full stop for me after each line...how can I not say that *pouting innocently*

GrrrNAB:leave it....let's come to the next question....so Mr kapadia tell me about your journey from a chhapri dancer and gali ka nibba aashiq to great business tycoon

Anuj:

"Aana jana sab kismat hai ...Khona pana sab kismat hai ..

GrrrNAB:I'm sorry to interrupt mr kapadia but can you please talk in a language humans can understand... how about speaking in English or Hindi

Anuj: *chuckles*

Well...I would just say that it was all destiny and ofcourse anupama....when she married vanraj then I was in "thukra k mera pyaar Mera business empire dekhegi" mode..and all this gradually happened

GrrrNab: ok ok...so now coming to the next question...tell me kya aap humesha se business man hi banna chahte they ya fir you had other plans

Anuj: I wanted to be a hockey player untill I was 20 years old😎

GrrrNAB:what happened after 20

Anuj: someone told me the actual rules of the game.. According to those rules hockey stick se ball ko maarna hota hai insaano ko nahi....well...that was an eye opener for me😭

Before that I always thought that we get points for beating other players with the stick and jo zyada logo ka sir fodega use zyada points milenge😎

Jab pata chala ki ball ko maarna hota hai then I was shattered😵....i felt as if my whole life was a lie😭

GrrrNAB:quite interesting story.

Anyway did you notice mr Kapadia that you are finally capable of speaking a sentence without mentioning anupamaa👏

Anuj: oh shittt..oh shitt..itni badi galti kaise ho gai mujh se ...how could I do this....beat me GrrrNAB beat me....mujhe maaro....mai ne us ka dil tod diya...I hate myself....kill me...I have broken her heart...sab meri galti hai....I wanna die

GrrrNAB :oh my god oh my god ...calm down mr kapadia it's ok....it's fine..... someone call the doctor...this man has gone crazy...why are you sleeping on the floor mr kapadiya....oh Ghosh....you are crying or what...mr kapadia...listen...

My dear viewers I'm sorry but I will have to stop the interview here only as Mr kapadiya is crying/crawling/sleeping on the floor for I don't know what reason....looks like I will have to call that "aurat vs mard" specialist anupamaa again to my studio to control him and take him home😩😫....ughhhhh I don't want to meet her again...i hate that lady....I hate her bhashans....she gives me tough competition in speaking nonsense....that's why I hate her...no no I'm not insecure of her but how dare she scream louder than me...Ughhhhh

I love Anupama is punctuation🤣

The real purpose of Hockey stick.... Had me ROFL.....