Good evening viewers and welcome to "Barely speaking" with GrrrrrNAB ROSWAMI 🤡
From Kashmir to Kanyakumari everybody is asking the same question "Will anupama ever develop romantic feelings for Anuj?"
On the panel tonight we have :
⚫Mr Ravanraj 💩from "mai bhi chowkidaar party"
⚫ Anupamaa👑 from "Why should boys have all the fun organisation"
⚫Well known Majnu Mr Anuj kapadia🥵 from "ektarfa aashiq shayar's club"
⚫Besharam Baa💩 from "Anti paraya mard association"
⚫Mr Bunty🛵 from......ammmm...he is here just on viewer's demand
So tonight The Nation wants to know "Will anupama ever love Anuj the way she loves giving speeches?....will anupamaa ever fall in love with him the way baa has fallen in our eyes?....will anupamaa ever go crazy for him the way ravanraj has gone crazy in his obsession with her?"
Just like all the news debates now a days, I'm also going to start this one sided debate with my personal views and judgements disguised as questions✌️
So let's start the debate with mr vanraj Shah🐶 also called ravanraj,forestking,vaanar raj etc by his haters(he barely has any fanbase)
So Mr Shah tell me... what do you think?Can anupamaa ever love mr kapadia the way you love your ego?
Mr Shah:Ammm....GrrrNAB first of all thank you for calling me in your show....well...I will be grateful to you if you allow me to sit on my chair 🪑...I don't feel evil much sitting on this sofa(chuckles)
GrrrNAB:Mr Shah I don't have all the time in this world for your tantrums like anupamaa has....PLZZ don't waste my time as I'm not jobless like you and answer my question
Mr Shah: well according to me anu will never fall for Anuj 😎
GrrrNAB:how can you be so confident?😳
Mr Shah:Oh no Mr ROSWAMI I'm not being confident.... actually I know anu from last 26 years and I know that she only loves her speeches+her kitchen....she will never love a man who cooks food on his own and comes in between her and her beloved kitchen....kitchen par sirf us ka haq hai😆
Anuj:I'm sorry GrrrNAB for interrupting in between but can I answer Mr Shah on this.....!!
GrrrNAB:I'm sorry mr kapadia but we don't allow gentleman like you with voice below 100 decibels to speak in our debate show...if you want to speak you have to shout as Shahs always do
Anuj:Ammmm....
Aawazo k jungle me
ped bebas shaant khare hai.....
Anupamaa+Vanraj+Baaa+GrrrNAB+Bunty+
viewers all speak together-Areee OOO shayar kapadia yaha to shayari karna band kariye ne aur seedhe seedha boliye kya bolna chahte hai
Anuj:😳
GrrrNAB:my dear viewers as you can see that Mr kapadia is in his dream world once again, probably writing some shayari or dreaming about touching anupamaa with his eyes(sanskaari you know)...so we will continue the debate with besharam baa popularly called as "chup ho jaa paagal aurat " by her haters(no fans once again)
Baa:Mai paraye mardo k mooh nahi lagti🐷
GrrrNAB: Chup kar Burhiya...Ammm... I mean to say respected Baaa can you plzz shut the duck up and listen to my question
Baa:jaldi puch....mujhe shahi baag k saari bahuo ki chugli karne bhi jaana hai shaam ko
GrrrNAB-Ok so coming straight to the point...what do you think baa....will anupamaa ji ever be able to love paraya mard Anuj the way you imagine in your thoughts....will she ever be able to cross the lines of freindship which according to you she has already crossed
Baa:No
GrrrNAB:how do you know?
Baa:She can never love Anuj
GrrrNAB:is there any logic behind your words....why do you say so?
Baa:I don't believe in logics.😳
GrrrNAB:then how and why should we believe that you are right?
Baa: Because I'm three decades older than you
GrrrNAB:so what....that's illogical reason that you are giving
Baa:I said na....logics don't exist for me....if logic is a music then I'm deaf.
GrrrNAB:my dear viewers this woman has gone crazy....let's straight away move to anupamaa ji and ask her directly whether she will ever love Anuj
So miss anupamaa plzz tell our viewers about your thoughts on this
Anupamaa :Ammmmm.....jai shri krishna😳
GrrrNAB:Jai shri krishna anupamaa ji....now plzz continue
Anupama:Aurat jo hoti hai na use humesa sab kuch akele hi sehna hota hai...samaaj k saare niyam bas aurato k liye hote hai
GrrrNAB:ok anupamaa ji we understand but can you plzz answer my question
Anupamaa:Kyu har baar ek aurat se hi sawaal pucha jata hai....kyu kabhi kisi mard se ye nahi pucha jata
GrrrNAB:Miss anupamaa we will come to this woman empowerment topic later on but for now can you plzz answer my question
Anupama:Thak gai hu mai logo ko jawab de de kar....ye sawaal aap Anuj se kyu nahi puchte hai....sirf isliye kyu ki wo ek mard hai?
GrrrNAB: Anupamaa ji....you are taking me wrong....I'm not asking this to Anuj bcz we already know that he loves you but we don't know about your feelings so...
Anupamaa:Mard k liye kitna aasan hota hai ye sab baate bolna ki wo kisi se pyaar karte hai par ek aurat k liye utna hi mushkil
GrrrNAB: Anupamaa ji can you please skip all this mard vs aurat for now and answer my simple question
Anupamaa:yeah Mr ROSWAMI I'm coming to your question but before that I need to give my 20 minutes speech consisting of word "MARD" and "AURAT" repeated 100 times
GrrrSWAMI: Ab bas...ab bahut ho gaya... ab aur nahi😡
my dear viewers I can't tolerate these crazy people here...they are all gone cases so I will leave this on you all to decide
So Viewers,here is a Q for you before I talk to Mr Bunty .Will anu be able to move on from her first love i.e "giving speeches" and fall in love with Anuj?Answer Yes or No as your answer to 540025
So Mr Bunty, now it's your turn to speak ...would you like to say anything to your fans from India forum who have never seen you but still are crazy for you and include you in all their crazy discussions
Mr Bunty-Ammm GrrrNAB first of all thank you for calling me....even my frnd Anuj forgot me and never mentioned me again in the show but thanks to my loyal fans in IF... they keep talking about me and even write os on me😃
GrrrNAB-Will you ever come in the show?
Mr Bunty-oh yeah I will definitely come once my scooter starts working😃...it went to service center 26 years ago and I'm still waiting for it to return
GrrrNAB-ok so last but not the least I would like you to answer whether Anu will ever love Anuj
Mr Bunty-Well according to my sources she already does😃
0