We JeeKa fans have been going crazy ever since both of them got married. Many of us have posted our views on their marriage an their married life. But as you all know every couple has tiffs. You must have read abt Husband-wife witty jokes where one of them gives a seemingly witty reply to ones teasing. And you must have also heard of jokes where the husband or the wife does or says something silly and when they realise they all go pink with embarrassment. I imagined JeeKa's married life in a humorous way and the results have been as follows.
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(Doctor from witch-world sitting next to jeet's bed, checking his pulse)
Ana: kya hua hai doctor saab hamare jeet ko😲?
Doctor: khoon ki kami ke kaaran inko weaknes ho gaya tha. 😆
Ana:😳 (embarrased)
Doctor: (smiling)😊 thoda rest lene dijiye theek ho jaenge
Ana: Ji doctor sahab.😊
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(Ana is lying on the bed engrossed in reading something. Jeet looks at her legs)
Jeet: Tumhare pair ulte hai na?
(Ana looks at jeet pretty annoyed)
Ana: haan toh?
Jeet: Kisi surgeon se baat karke dekhu?
(Ana now looks really pissed😡she gets up from the bed and comes towards jeet)
Jeet: sorry.
Ana: kuch bolne ke pehle sochte kyon nahi ho aap😡?
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Jeet is ready to go somewhere. Ana comes from inside.
Ana: aap market jaa rahe ho kya?
Jeet: haan kyon?
Ana: aate samay blood bank se 2 bottle khoon le aenge kya plz? main woh blooy mary bana rahi thi. socha fridge kholke dekhlo blood hai ki nahi bloody mary ke liye to...
Jeet: ...😲
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(Jeet and ana are sitting. Ana seems to be lost in her thoughts.)
Jeet: Kya soch rahi ho?
Ana: surname ke bar mein
Jeet: kya? kiska surname?
Ana: arrey baba mera surname!
Jeet: Ha kya?
Ana: mein nahi change karnewali apna surnname! bata de rahin hoon!
Jeet: Arrey do din ho gaye shaadi hoke, mujhe tumhara hi surname maloom nahi hain
Ana: Accha.. hamare saath rahoge to dhire dhire saab jaan jaoge 😳
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lemme know what you pplz think. JeeKa FTW
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