Some more questions, if you don't want to answer them truthfully, you can always make the answer something funny:
'If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
'If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
'What's another word for Thesaurus?
'Who decided what order to put the alphabet in?
'Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
'Why are there locks on the doors to the convenience store that is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year?
'Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
'Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you cannot drink and drive? And why do bars have parking lots?
'Why does TEFLON stick to the frying pan, since nothing ever sticks to TEFLON?
'Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
'Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?
'Why are there flotation devices under plane seats, instead of parachutes?
'Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
'Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
'If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
'Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
'Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic ?
'If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
'Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
'Does a fish get cramps after eating?
'Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss ? Shouldn't it be called a near hit ?
'Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
'You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material?
'Why isn't palindrome spelled the same way backwards?
'If you see a heat wave, should you wave back?
'Why does sour cream have a 'best if used-by' date? Does it turn sweet?
'How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
'Why is it called TOOTHbrush when you brush all of your teeth?
'Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
'If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
'Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
'Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
Edited by khushi909 - 15 years ago
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