Wooing Gaurav... your ishtyle. - Page 7

Originally posted by: superbike

...Tussi kya ban ke jaaoge, behen , fan ya voti.....,😆😆 te kedi film vekhan jaoge, ai te dasya nahin tussi, daso daso....?😳

mein kya ban ke jaao gi ye toh apne questionare mein bataoon gi😉...par kya pehan ke jaoon gi ,ye bata deti hoon...i have decided to wear a red tillay gote,salma sitara wala dress(like the one GC had) with a black doggie-torn jeans 😉 😆..don't u think it will be a killer kombination🤢...kya style hoga traditional yet contemporary😉😆...aha aha ..aur zara hutt ke bhi...

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Originally posted by: shahnaz12

Hello .... Please be merciful 😭 .... as it is Hindi is too much for me to read ... now what is this? Punjabi? 😕 .... please girls don't expect me to learn all these languages at this age 🤢 ...

Jojo where is your dictionary 😕 ?

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Shahnaz dear....when half of this forum is filled with our punjabi kudiyan (girls) 😛 including Achouba ....do we have any choice left.😉...better start learning punjabi ...forget about learning Hindi... for this forum s sake we have to concentrate on punjabi ,otherwise these chalaku girls they ll walk all over us 😃. As it s I am struggling writing all the stuff in English and now have to learn Punjabi , then if Gaurav ends up acting in South Indian movie....OMG we ll all have to learn Telugu, Tamil and Malyalam ....

Originally posted by: jojo_100

mein kya ban ke jaao gi ye toh apne questionare mein bataoon gi😉...par kya pehan ke jaoon gi ,ye bata deti hoon...i have decided to wear a red tillay gote,salma sitara wala dress(like the one GC had) with a black doggie-torn jeans 😉 😆..don't u think it will be a killer kombination🤢...kya style hoga traditional yet contemporary😉😆...aha aha ..aur zara hutt ke bhi...

jojo darling, I am waiting for your answers and btw your choice is just outstanding...........😆ask him to wear the same for you, he won't mind.......😉..so twins with maroon salma sitarron and gauta kinari wala kurta and doggie torn jeans .........😆😆, I am sure he will look handsome in any attire but u shud take care .......😉while going to theatre avoid the route where doggies are found .........😳, bacause it is a killer combination as you said...........😆😆

Originally posted by: superbike

jojo darling, I am waiting for your answers and btw your choice is just outstanding...........😆ask him to wear the same for you, he won't mind.......😉..so twins with maroon salma sitarron and gauta kinari wala kurta and doggie torn jeans .........😆😆, I am sure he will look handsome in any attire but u shud take care .......😉while going to theatre avoid the route where doggies are found .........😳, bacause it is a killer combination as you said...........😆😆

hahahaha..jojo tum hume hansa hansa kar marne ka plan bana rahi ho kya..kya killing combinations dhond kar lai ho uffffffffff...ur tinu is rite be aware of dogs otherwise ur killing combinations kills u....😆😆😆

Originally posted by: whynot

1. If you had to pick one film to watch with Gaurav (Saumya for you achouba), which would it be?

Pick karne ka time gaya,mein to film dekh bhi ayii😉..naam tha "Museum Mein Bander''😎 and before u gys get any khabees kisam ke ideas😉 ,let me tell u ke i was not alone with mr chirping chopra ,my newly invented narayani didi was with me 😆..how could u guys even think taht jojo would go all alone with that Vampirav Chopra and that too at night,kya mujhe apni neck pyari nahiin ? 😭kya mujhe apni neck mein 2 holes bana-ne thay ,jo mein vampire ke saath akeli jaati😕?..Now probably u r thinking N aur iske didi?..hehehehe wo kya hai ke when she found out that i've started liking her or in other words i've become her only chamchi on IF forum 😆,she became my didi.So when i requested her that i want to see ''MMB'' film she readily agreed and ordered her bandar ,i mean her JGF, ''ve mere-ya just good frienda chayti(jaldi) ja, te tinn(3) ticket le ke aa'' and the poor JGF who was busy shampooing her 3 mini-mirchies(puppies) said ''aye aye madam''..U guys must also be thinking why this movei?..ye movie isliye ke i wanted to solve the mystery of that orange bag tht was in GC's hand during that film premier..in other words film to aik bahana tha,mujhe to bag ka khoj lagana tha..And during the movie,as usual, when the two lovers were busy in an intense eye-locking session😳, i seized this golden opportunity and checked that darn bag, grrrrrrrr😡..i was expecting to find that brown jooton ka joda,that gavrau ji had mentioned in his interview😉..Lekin as they say ke khoda pahad aur nikla choha 😡..nahiin choha to nahiin nikla,lekin!!!😲..ab kya bataoo,batate howe sharam aati hai😳😆,wo kya hai ke bag mein se sirf oranges ke chilkay nikle😡..lo dekho, i had gone through all this trouble(didi banai,red dress banaya etc etc) just for these 1 kilo of chilkay🤢😭 😭..agar aik fantabulous keeme ka paratha hi bag mein se nikal aata ,to phir bhi kuch dil ko sakoon milta😆 😃...lekin nahiin mujhe to ye manhoos chilkay hi milne thay 😭.😆

2. If you had to pick a book (or any other gift) for him which would it be?

my gift will be ''chambeli ke tayl ki bottle''😉 This hair oil must have reminded u of that famous proverb''cha-chonder ke sar mein chambeli ka tayl''😆..now don't be angry,he is certainly not that creature mentioned in the proverb😃😆..actually this proverb means that when a man uses chameli hair oil,he starts looking like a chachonder, and is thus saved from buri-nazar 😉😆..kyunke kisi ka dimagh kharab nahin hoga ke woh cha-chondar ko nazar lagay😆😆.. So when gavrau ji will start using this tayl he will also look like a cha-chonder 😆😉and will thus be saved from the buri nazarein of his wives😆 😳..jo 24/7 ussay hi takti(dekhti) rahti hain😳..ya phir net pe aa kar uski tareefien karti hain😳 😆..bus aur koi kaam vaam nahii kartien usko biviyaan 😡..

3. What, according to you, would be an ideal evening together?

before i answer this, let me explain something...hamare goroo ji, ke guru yaani ke Big B apne famous song ''pakh ghongroo '' main farmatay hain ''paraye maal pe nazar mat rakho'' 😡(maal=property)..Toh ab baat ye hai keh gavrau ji is the exclusive property of my newly created didi N (yes ,she has even patented this unique hairy specie as G3😆)...so now how can i even think of copyright violations 😕...jab meine iss specei ko kabhi ''uus nazar'' se dekha hi nahiin, toh kaisi evening aur kaisi afternoonm,hain ji 😆😆..

Note: G3 is not that famous german rifle ,here it means Greek,God,Gavrau=G3...btw u can also call him H3=hot handsome hunk...or H4=husky voice wala hot handsome hunk ..toh wife ki fauj jaldi se ,apni apni pasand ka naam select kar lo ,g3,h3,h4 😆😆.

4. If you could pick one song (and one song only) for him, which song would it be?

lakri ki kathi ,kathi pe ghora,

ghore ki duum pe,jo maari hatoda,

daura daura daura,ghora dum utha ke daura.

(aur ghora kahaan daura dum utha ke?..yes yes .u have guessed it right..N didi ke ghar ti taraf..akhir aur kahaan jaye ga 😭😆)

plz guys don't run after me with an hatoda,for calling him a ghora😭 ..agar aap log zara thande dimagh se sochein ,then u will realize that i'm not wrong in calling him a ghora 😕..afterall every stud is a ghora,right? 😃..and he is stud ,isn't he?👍🏼..a well bred,well fed,well kept ,well dressed stud👍🏼..hai na?..bus hin-hinata zara zyada hai 😆😆..yaani stud ho kar bhi zyada hi bolta hai

5. If you could pick one song to hear from him, which would it be?

i have already given him a song and he is now going to sing it for all of us...Hey gavrau ji why are'nt you singing ,kya howa? 😉...

Gavrau: "" $5^6#%^^$#$$ ''...

oho guys ,gavrau ji is afraid ke after hearing his song his fans might desert him...don't u worry GC if ppl can tolerate Big B ke songs🤢 ,and himesh reshmiya's nasal sounds like bhaooooon khaooooon haooooon 😡 ,surely they can tolerate ur song also...now don't worry and just start ur dheen-choon dheen-choon ,i mean start ur song...

na mein bhagwan hoon,na mein shaitan hoon (bhagwan to aap nahin,par shaitan to kuch kuch aap mein zaroor hai😈)

dunya jo chahey samjhe mein to insaan hoon (par apki wives apko devta smajhti hain😳)

mujhe mein bhalai bhi hai,mujh mein burai bhi

lakhoon hain mayl dil mein ,thodii safaaii bhi (mayl ka matlab=affairs😳)

thoda sa nek hoon ,thoda beiimaan hoon (y is he alwaz sayin h's bad,bad 😕)

dunya jo chahe samjhe mein to insaan hoon .. (kahiin sach much to bad insan nahiin 😉)

na koi raaj hai na sar pe taaj hai ( forum pe to raj hai na,sar pe taj jaise baal bhi hain,phir rona kaisa ?😕😆)

phir bhi hamare dam se forum ki laaj hai ( chalo shukar hai forum to yaad aya😭)

tan ka ghareeb hoon ,man ka dhanvaan hoon (ur fans hv named u G3 and u r saying ,u r tan ka ghareeb,itni na-shukri achi nahiin hoti 😡😆)

dunya jo chahe samjhe mein to insaan hoon

through this song gavrau ji is conveying a message to his fans ''ke mere pyare fano 😆,mera bhao itna na barhao,kujh akal nuu hath pao,mainu sar te inna na charhao 😆 😆,...keh mera dimagh 7 asmaan par chala jaye,aur jab kabhi zameen par giroon (maria ki tarah) to meri haddi pasli aik ho jaye 😭😆...In other words he is warning his fans keh ''too much tareef is injurious to an actor;s health ''😉😆... (kujh akal nuu hath pao =use your brains 😆)

6. If you had to cast him in a movie/show/music video, which would it be? TWO of each?😉

English:Far & Away,Roman Holiday...Hindi:Ashoka..coz a darhi and dhoti clad ahoka will be a treat to watch👍🏼 i did'nt like that clean shave shahrukh as ashoka...Vivah:this movie has a 50style neat/clean romance,just like adhm,so i would love to see him in place of shahid k..Music vdo..a john abraham vido in which he rides a bike ,and is in love with a widow ,but i do not remember the song,sorryyy.😃

7. Do you think he would make a better Jai or Veeru? (If you dont know who Jai and Veeru are, find a chullu and drown your sorry self 😆)

kya shvetal ji,itni sardi mein bhi hamein dabone ke plan bana rahi ho😭..akhir hum insaan hain, mach-liyaan to nahiin hain..kuch ko reham karo😆..aur raha apka sawal ke Jai or Veeru...Veeru. Kyunke as veeru he will not die 😃..(btw veeru dharmender hi tha na?😕 kahien ghalat na likh doon ,phir chullu mein dobna paday ga,aur mujhe swimming bhi nahiin aati ,uuper se sardi bhi bahut hai .ufffff😆)

8. And finally, why would you be the best person for him? This is where the online aspirant wives can talk about themselves... please tell me about yourself, uske baare mein toh har post mein baat karte hai 😆)

ye sawal hamare kaam ka nahiin

Jojo , jojo itni khinchai 😭 What have you made him into? All animals, or Narayani ko didi bana diya!! Am so sad dear. 😕 like the selection of movies though. 😊

Jojo dear, Now u understand why I did not want you to go for a movie with him, see you spend 2 hours and just see what you are doing........... 😭 😭 😭

Now u have made Narayani your didi 😡
and wives fauj on this forum , you are saying, |Kaam ki na kaaj ki, dushman anaaj ki....", I am crying, we have lost jojo in museum ke andar...... 😭

Exactly Teena I too did not expect this from her. My bashing I can bear [wife's ki fauj] but why compare Gaurav with such stuff? 😭And to top it all Narayani sey rishtey bhi jor liye. Checking bags for oranges . I agree we have lost Jojo in the museum. 😕

Originally posted by: blind horizon

Exactly Teena I too did not expect this from her. My bashing I can bear [wife's ki fauj] but why compare Gaurav with such stuff? 😭And to top it all Narayani sey rishtey bhi jor liye. Checking bags for oranges . I agree we have lost Jojo in the museum. 😕

i agree wid u muneeza n tinu..jojo this is not fair...😭

JOJO DEAR, BUT WE STILL LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.... 😊