Anyways here the fifth part..!!
In the morning Rohan went outside to get himself introduced…He spotted the four vellas…
Harry: Oh yaar Mushtaq yeh saamnay kon khara hai….???
Mushi: Tu isay nahi jaanta…
Harry: Nahi tu…
Rahul: Yeh Rohan hai…
Jugle: Kon Rohan????
Mushi: Rasik uncle k dost ka beta…!!!
Jugle: To yaha kia karnay aya hai…
Rahul: Pata nahi chalo pata lagatay hain…
Ro: Hello guys…
Jugle: (whispers in Rahul's ear) Kis sheher say aya hai guy(cow) ko hi kar raha hai…
Rahul: Arey jugle humein keh raha hai…
Jugle: Tu phir andha hoga…
Rahul: Uff…!!!
Rahul to Rohan: Hello…
Ro: Main yaha kal hi aya ho socha k yaha k logoon say milta jao…
Mushi: Haan haan kiyun nahi…Mein mushtaq…
Harry: Hi mein Harry…
Rahul: Main R…R…R…Rahul…
Ro: Haha…!!! Nice to meet u…!!!
Jugle: Aur mein jugle…
Ro: Waisay aap log mind na karein tu mein bhi office hi jaraha hoon aap bhi meray saath chalein baatein bhi hojaye gi…..
Rahul:Office…??? Wo office kiyun nahi…!!! Hum chaltay likin aaj Wednesday hain na…
Ro: To…???
Mushi: To…haan wo…wo…
Ro: Chalein baatein baat mein kartay hain pehlay Ratiraam ji k samosay ho jayein…
Jugle: Samosay…!!!
They get seated and order for tea…
Ro: Haan tu aap nay bataya nahi aap ka office yaha say kitna door hai….
Rahul, Mushi, Harry and Jugle think: Bura phansay…!!!
Mushi: Wo…humara pass hi mein hai…!!!
Ro: Kiya kartay hain aap…
Rahul: Hum dukhyaro ki madad kartay hain….
Ro: Acha tu NGO hay aapki….
Mushtaq: (while eating samosa) kuch aisa hi samajh lain…
Ro: Kafi naik kaam kartay hain aap log…!!!
Harry: Bus kabhi guroor nahi kia
Ratiram comes….
Ro: In charoon ka bill bhi mein doongii…
This bring a 1000 watt smile on the faces of 4 vellas….!!!
Ratiram: Arre nahi ji aap say kiyun bill lena….!!!
Ro: Ratiraam Ji aap nay bhi mujhay mehmaan hi samjha…..
Rahul: (whispering in Harry's ear) Mehmaan…??? Yaani ye permanently aaya hai…???
Harry: Mujhay bhi kuch garbar lag rahi hai…!!!
Mushtaq: Oye yeh tum dono kia khusar pusar kar rahay ho…???
Rahul: Kuch nahi…!!!
Ro: Acha dostoon mein late ho raha hoon…!!! Mein chala aap log araam say kha pee lain…!!! Waisay aapki Wednesday ki logic baqi hai….!!!
Ratiram: Wednesday ki logic…!!!
Ro: Haan Ratiram Ji yeh keh rahay thay,….!!!!
Jugle: Hum tu har waqt kuch na kuch kehtay rehtay hain aap ko dair ho rahi hogi…!!!
Ro: Ok, Bye
Ratiram: Yeh tum log kia bay-waqoof bana rahay ho Rohan ko…!!!
Rahul: Uncle Ji kuch nahi…!!! Aisi aapas ki baat hai…!!!
Ratiraam: Saaf saaf batao warna mein abhi tum logoon k dads ko batata hoon…!!!
Jugle: Nahi uncle ji aisa mat karna mein batata hoon…!!! Hum nay kaha tha k
Rahul: Hum nay yeh kaha tha k har Wednesday ko yaha ik khass pooja hoti hai aur us mein jo mango mil jata hai…!!!
Mushtaq: Haan Ratiraam Ji…!!! Meray dost ki shaadi bhi isi pooja ki wajah say hoye…!!!
Ratiram: (being very delighted)…Sach mein…!!
Rahul: Haan na…!!!
They went from there and sit at their usual place…!!!
Jugle: Oye..!! Tum log paagal ho gaye ho, daddy ji ko pata chal gaya tu..
Rahul: Jugle, yeh Rohan humaray liay samosay ki factory ki tarah hai…!!!
Jugle: Sach…!!!
Harry: Haan dekha nahi kis tarah hum say baat kar raha tha…!!!
Mushtaq: Per mujhay kuch garbar lag rahi hai…!!!
Harry: Wo kiyun…!!!
Mushtaq: Dekh, ussay aye hoye ik din hua hai likin humara tu ik ghanta aisa nahi guzarta jis mein colonel ganj k log humain kuch kahain na…!!!
Rahul: Haan tu…???
Mushtaq: Tu yeh kahiin yeh humein bay-waqoof tu nahi bana raha hai…???
Rahul: Arre nahi yeh shakal se aisa nahi lagta…!!!
Harry: Tu tu aisay keh raha hai jaisay teri shakal mein bohat likha hua hai k tum bay-waqoof ho…!!!
Rahul: Mein tumhay bay-waqoof lagta hoon…!!!
Mushtaq: Tum dono yahan kia larnay lag gaye…???
Rahul: Yaar ik idea hai…!!!
Mushtaq: Kia..!!
Rahul: Kiyun na aaj ki shaam koi film dekhain…!!!
Jugle: Haan market mein nayi film aye hai, "Qaatil Aankhoon Wali Billi…"
Mushtaq: Wah, yeh tu naam say hi mazay dar hai tu dekhnay mein kaisay hogi…!!!
Rahul: Haan, likin cinema mein dekhain gain…!!!
Harry: Tumhara dimaag tu theek hai pichli baar yaad hai kis gunday say pala per gaya tha…!!! Yahan tak k nobat Don tak agayee thii…!!!
Jugle: Abey haan yaar, mujhay aaj tak daddy ji ka thappar yaad hai…!!!
Rahul: Per ab aisa nahi hoga…!!!
Mushtaq: Kiyun nahi hoga…???
Rahul: Iss baar samjho humaray hath paisa bananay ki machine haath lag gayi hai…!!!
Mushtaq: Kahiin tumhara ishara…..
Rahul: Haan Rohan ki taraf hai…!!!
Jugle: Per agar ussay pata chal gaya k hum colonel ganj k nikamay tareen banday hain phir…!!!
Mushtaq: Rahul….!!! Nahi iss musibat per nahi parr…!!!
Rahul: Arre mein tu….
Harry: Kiya mein tu jab kisi musibat mein parr jao gay tu….
Rahul: Nahi yaaron aisa nahi hoga…!!!
Jugle: Dekhlene mein kia harj hai…!!!
Scene shifted to Urmi and Sujata…!!!
Sujata: Urmi mujhay tumsay saaf saaf baat karni hai…
Ur: Haan mummy bolein..
Sujata: Yeh kia hai urmi, tum har baar har rishtay ko mana kiyun kar deti ho…???
Ur: Mummy kiyunki wo meray type k nahi hotay…!!!
Sujata: To kaisi hai tumhari type..!!
Ur: Mummy aap kia in baatoon ko lekar beth gayee…!!!
Sujata: Iss liay kiyunki mein tumhari maa hoon aur ik maa honay ki ahsiat say mujhay tumhari fikr hai…!!!
Ur: Mummy kia ab bhi, please mujhay abhi shaadi nahi karni….
Sujata: Acha itna tu batado k kia koi tumhay pasand hai….????
Ur (a little shocked): Kiyun mummy…???
Sujata: Kiyunki mein bhi koi choti bachi nahi hoon mujhay pata hai k tum na kiyun kar rahi ho, kiyun har baar tum kehti ho k tumhay shaadi nahi karni kiyunki koi to hai jo tumharay dil per raaj kar raha hai…!!!
Ur: Nahi mummy aisa nahi hai..!!
Sujata: Pakka na…
Ur: Ji mummy
Sujata: Tu phir theek hai….!!!!
Ur: Kiyun mummy kuch hua kia..!!!
Sujata: Bus aisa hi samajh lo..!!
Sujata leave the room leaving Urmi puzzled…!!!
Urmi went to meet Sandeep there she sees Rohan…!!!
Ro: Oh, Urmi…!!!
Ur: Sandeep Babu aap busy hain kia…???
Sa: Nahi..!! Bus Rohan aya hua hai kuch khass kaam nahi ho raha tum aao betho…!!!
Urmi sits next to Rohan…!!!
Ro: Yeh room mein ik dum silence kiyun hogaya bhai…???
Sa: Hmm, nahi bus jab bhi Urmi aati hai wohi bolti hai iss liye mein chup rehnay mein apni bhalaai samajhta hoon…!!!
Ur: Wah Sandeep Babu, aap tu aisay keh rahay hain k mein jab bhi bolti hoon kisi ko bolnay hi nahi deti…!!!!
Sa: Haan aisa hi tu hota hai…!!! Warna itni baatein unkahi hain mein tum say keh nahi deta…!!!
Ur: Theek hai Rohan tum gawah(witness) rehna…!!! Abhi mein kuch nahi bol rahi hooon…!!! Aaaj sirf Sandeep Babu kehain gain jo unhain kehna hai…!!!
Ro: Chalo hum bhi dekhain Sandeep Babu apni silence tortay hai ya nahi…!!!
Sa: Uff Urmi, kia bacho jaisii………
Ur: Bacho jaisii, bachi ho waghaira waghaira keh kar aap bhool gaye k…
Sa: K…????
Ur: Chorein…!!!
Ro: Acha Sandeep and Urmi mujhay Rasik Uncle iss waqt milnay ko keh rahay thay mein jata hoon…!!!
Sa & Ur: Theek Hai…!!!
Rohan went from there to Rasik…!!!
Rasik: Aao Rohan betho…!!!
Ro: Ji uncle…!!!
Rasik: Beta tum say ik baat kehni thi…!!!
Ro: Haan uncle bolein…!!!
Rasik: Betay mein aur tumharay papa apni dosti ko rishtay dari mein badalna chahtay hain…!!!
Ro: Matlab…???
Rasik: Matlab yeh k mein chahta hoon k tum aur Urmi ik dosray say shaadi karlo….!!!!
Part fifth end on Rohan's face who had mixed expressions…!!!