Your heart is where your head is

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Well ... usually ... except when your head is up that orifice where the Sun don't Shine, then things are not quite the same ...

The heart and head remark is in response to the continued stupidity out of the mouth of almost PhD Simi Sethi ... she must have flunked biology ... or like so many others, simply dispensed with the need for it ... after all why clutter your head with facts ... it's fine to use colloquialisms such as 'thinking with one's heart' if you understand that the heart has no ability to 'think' ... I'll bet my bottom dollar that every head on the SunEclipser production team is clean as a whistle ... not one single solitary fact rattling about up there ... occupying precious real-estate ... good thing too ... it would die a miserable, untimely death ... from sheer loneliness ... so keep that fiction machine churning ... one that defies all laws of physics by being a perpetual motion one ... emits a never ending stream of fecal matter ...

but let's not get bogged down with that body part ... not when you have James Webb Space Telescopic eyes ...

when, in the middle of the night ...

on a road lit up only with car headlights ...

that one's visionary powers allow one to perceive ...

what, indubitably, no one else could conceive ....

a token from the oh sooooo distant past ...

gathered into your soft hands at long last ...

caressed gently and softly kissed ...

sigh! Have you ever been missed ...

all will be well Bhaiya ... all will be well ...

we have only just chanced upon ...

bloody, bloody 'ell ...

none other than Abhi's bell ...

In the meanwhile, a defiant Mili (didn't I say that wasn't her corpse in the morgue?) is attempting to walk right past the Poleece Inspector ... who has visionary powers all his own ... he can tell that there is a VERY GOOD chance that out of the 20 million Delhi inhabitants, this young woman must be the one Dagar has on his 'WANTED' poster ... so he writes the address down, memorizes it (note: not 33 Hauz Khas), but does not eat the paper, leaving a trail for our hero and heroine to arrive in fine form ... the tension builds ... the suspense boggles ... the rain pelts ... evil oozes ... there is coercion ... there is drama ... there is dhishoom dhishoom ... there is a flying through the air hero ... there is the screaming heroine ... there is the smirking villain ... there is the capitulating damsel in perpetual distress ... there are slick, wet bodies in action ... there is the visible revolver untouched by the rain ... oh my ... oh my ... I don't think I can stand this any longer ... stop ... stop ... this crescendo is of an ear-shattering fortissimo ... but nowhere near as loud as the gun shot! Wait! Make that 2 gun shots!! Our hero may not be flying through the air much longer!!

Abheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

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Posted: 15 years ago
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This is a pretty cool post!! Hats off , I liked your poetry part best!!👏
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Posted: 15 years ago
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I liked your poetry part best!!

Oh you've missed out on some of our outstanding samples ... from my days as part of the Bhains Brigade!
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Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

I liked your poetry part best!!

Oh you've missed out on some of our outstanding samples ... from my days as part of the Bhains Brigade!



Okay, so what is the Bhains Brigade??
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Okay, so what is the Bhains Brigade??

It's a defunct group now 😭 I'll dig up some links to when loud were sung 'Odes to Abhi' ...
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I missed all those old lang syne days! Never heard "Odes" but heard and quipped a few accolades myself...😃
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

I liked your poetry part best!!

Oh you've missed out on some of our outstanding samples ... from my days as part of the Bhains Brigade!



D. time has come to recruit the new bhains if possible?? start dishing out some more of your culinary samples and start up the new academy... A challenging but rewarding task...BTW enjoyed the post.
Edited by SaNiCo - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

Well ... usually ... except when your head is up that orifice where the Sun don't Shine, then things are not quite the same ...

The heart and head remark is in response to the continued stupidity out of the mouth of almost PhD Simi Sethi ... she must have flunked biology ... or like so many others, simply dispensed with the need for it ... after all why clutter your head with facts ... it's fine to use colloquialisms such as 'thinking with one's heart' if you understand that the heart has no ability to 'think' ... I'll bet my bottom dollar that every head on the SunEclipser production team is clean as a whistle ... not one single solitary fact rattling about up there ... occupying precious real-estate ... good thing too ... it would die a miserable, untimely death ... from sheer loneliness ... so keep that fiction machine churning ... one that defies all laws of physics by being a perpetual motion one ... emits a never ending stream of fecal matter ...

but let's not get bogged down with that body part ... not when you have James Webb Space Telescopic eyes ...

when, in the middle of the night ...

on a road lit up only with car headlights ...

that one's visionary powers allow one to perceive ...

what, indubitably, no one else could conceive ....

a token from the oh sooooo distant past ...

gathered into your soft hands at long last ...

caressed gently and softly kissed ...

sigh! Have you ever been missed ...

all will be well Bhaiya ... all will be well ...

we have only just chanced upon ...

bloody, bloody 'ell ...

none other than Abhi's bell ...

In the meanwhile, a defiant Mili (didn't I say that wasn't her corpse in the morgue?) is attempting to walk right past the Poleece Inspector ... who has visionary powers all his own ... he can tell that there is a VERY GOOD chance that out of the 20 million Delhi inhabitants, this young woman must be the one Dagar has on his 'WANTED' poster ... so he writes the address down, memorizes it (note: not 33 Hauz Khas), but does not eat the paper, leaving a trail for our hero and heroine to arrive in fine form ... the tension builds ... the suspense boggles ... the rain pelts ... evil oozes ... there is coercion ... there is drama ... there is dhishoom dhishoom ... there is a flying through the air hero ... there is the screaming heroine ... there is the smirking villain ... there is the capitulating damsel in perpetual distress ... there are slick, wet bodies in action ... there is the visible revolver untouched by the rain ... oh my ... oh my ... I don't think I can stand this any longer ... stop ... stop ... this crescendo is of an ear-shattering fortissimo ... but nowhere near as loud as the gun shot! Wait! Make that 2 gun shots!! Our hero may not be flying through the air much longer!!

Abheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!



And to say the least our hero is going to survive both of the gun shots too..INDUBITABLY!!!!!.

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Even Superman's eyes don't work that well!!!!😛 How the heck did the bell end up there?!?!?!?!

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Originally posted by: Laila2009

Even Superman's eyes don't work that well!!!!😛 How the heck did the bell end up there?!?!?!?!


Good question?? Laila but without any answer I am afraid. The bell was burned in the deep wooded black forest and found after so 5 months later in a better shape and polish, on the side of the road and in the middle of RED LIGHT. They should have put us out of our misery all these 5months looking for it had Simi found this lost and found grab box earlier. She should have looked harder to find the diamond ring
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